Paris the Goat
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Man what the hell these are high schoolers
January 17, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Man what the hell these are high schoolers
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While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
How I helped make the best Christmas prison meal, a thread.
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got vulnerable and wrote about a recent series of professional rejections in an attempt to distil both the changing sports media landscape, and what it means to want
Engine, ballast
The push/pull of want, The Believer's Sports Issue, and how athletes are shrinking the sports media landscape.
www.basketballfeelings.com
December 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
got vulnerable and wrote about a recent series of professional rejections in an attempt to distil both the changing sports media landscape, and what it means to want
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The irony is, there actually IS one person I can think of who talks eloquently, and often, about how his faith informs him as a person and a citizen, and who does it in a way that even atheists listen to and respect. But CBS canceled his late-night show and it’s going off the air in May.
December 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The irony is, there actually IS one person I can think of who talks eloquently, and often, about how his faith informs him as a person and a citizen, and who does it in a way that even atheists listen to and respect. But CBS canceled his late-night show and it’s going off the air in May.
Indiana is going to have this right after the Hali injury? FFS
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Indiana is going to have this right after the Hali injury? FFS
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JJ McCarthy's Concussion
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www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jj-mcc...
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
JJ McCarthy's Concussion
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jj-mcc...
www.thedrawplay.com/comic/jj-mcc...
The point isn't to get a vote on ACA tax credits. The point is to get ACA tax credits. That's not the same thing.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The point isn't to get a vote on ACA tax credits. The point is to get ACA tax credits. That's not the same thing.
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
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the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 3:37 PM
the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king
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this post youre reading right now will get more views than that
Update: Bari Weiss’s first pitch at CBS — a roundtable with Antony Blinken, Mike Pompeo, and Hillary Clinton that ended up being a virtual interview with Clinton & Condoleezza Rice — has about 150 viewers on YouTube.
Added with the 24/7 CBS stream, it’s just over 1200 viewers.
Added with the 24/7 CBS stream, it’s just over 1200 viewers.
October 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
this post youre reading right now will get more views than that
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Boy did you nail that one.
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Boy did you nail that one.
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Name a Videogame made before 2000.
September 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Name a Videogame made before 2000.
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
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America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.
Finally came up with mine.
July 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Finally came up with mine.
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I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
July 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.
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Uh, nuts to all this bad news, I am going back to bed.
July 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Uh, nuts to all this bad news, I am going back to bed.
Alright, if TJ can pull this off just give him Finals MVP
June 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Alright, if TJ can pull this off just give him Finals MVP
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“Non Contact”
The ABC crew keeps saying “the best two words in sports, Game 7” but nobody is going on the record about the worst two words in sports
June 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“Non Contact”
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just say no to cable news
June 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
just say no to cable news
I'm going out on a limb, but I think Jacob Misiorowski might be pretty good.
June 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm going out on a limb, but I think Jacob Misiorowski might be pretty good.
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Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-
Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*
Millennials: no wait
The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
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Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -
June 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -