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Pandora Nixon 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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Neurodivergent nerd who believes everyone has the right to be who they are without abuse or government interference.
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"Go to an old cemetery. See all the baby graves from before the 1950s & 60s? After that, hardly any. That's when people started vaccinating their children. If you're unsure what to do to protect your kids, the answer is literally written in stone." — Michael Okuda

How quick we forget.
September 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Certain media types hate this place because, while they of course also get treated like shit on twitter, only like 1% of people on twitter even know who the fuck they are. But on here every single user knows them and despises them
September 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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"Rudy Giuliani nursed an injured crow back to life with warm milk, then drove to a place not a liquor store, and then got in a car accident. After this, an unscrupulous stranger littered the backseat of his car with scores of emptied airline-size bottles of Gilbert’s vodka. Two may have been gin."
Rudy Giuliani suffered severe injuries in a car accident last night, according to his spokesperson
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Live your life so that people don’t consider rumors of your death a form of edging.
August 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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How many reporters are currently working on tell-all exposés about their own organization, detailing all the acts of cowardice of their editors and publishers?

I won’t ever buy your book about Sleepy Joe Biden, but I’d absolutely devour a book about the internal collapse of the NYT or CNN.
June 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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this is just like the parable of the scorpion and the scorpion
June 5, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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i think we should replace “how are you?” with “hey things are generally bad, how are you personally?” just to make things easier on everyone trying to answer in a way that doesn’t initially seem like you’re either delusional or complicit
February 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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*twenty minutes after posting a variety of slurs combined with an image of my bare arse* well well well so much for the idea of 'tolerant' bluesky
February 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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btw, i will tell you this - i have been talking to people all day, and the media is missing, whether intentionally or not, how absolutely, volcanically angry the people who have been fired are, not because they lost their jobs, but because their jobs matter, *to us*
alright, for the evening crowd, i've got a rhythm worked out and have already had the opportunity to talk to a few of you. if you're interested in participating, read the write-up here and then holler at me using the instructions and we can figure out a time that works.
after hearing from several of you last night, i think i have a general structure for this. it's subject to change based on feedback, but if you're a current, fired, or currently-being-litigated federal worker, i want to hear from you. here are the details.
February 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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There's a union out there called AFSCME and they're busting their balls for you doing a lot of shit work you take for granted
February 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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i am 100% of the belief that simply forcing take-writers to answer the question "who specifically said this and why are they significant" would result in substantially fewer bad takes circulating in the world
if i ever teach a class on argumentative writing i am going to use these paragraphs as an example of how to NOT write persuasively for an audience.
February 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Here’s a better peace plan for Ukraine.

“Russia, you’ve already sustained twice as many casualties as the US did in ww2. Leave Ukraine or suffer four times more, and collapse as a country in the process”

Done
February 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Pitch for a new spy movie: a CIA agent spends years getting close to a terrorist suspect then just before he gets the crucial piece of evidence he’s fired and replaced with a teenager who doesn’t speak any foreign languages but does have a lot of followers on X.

Everybody dies.
February 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Hey, love Elon Musk or hate him, you must admit he deserves to be buried under 7000 tons of raw sewage. Credit where due.
February 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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If the USA had handled the confederate states as enemy combatants the first time, we wouldn't be in this situation. Instead, they have been treated with kid gloves and consistently. This just emboldened them to do more and more. Now, here we are.
February 1, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I cut and lined up the time travel views of Marty’s trip to 1955, and Marty in 1985 watching Marty leave (whether the mall was named after 2 or 1 pine tree(s) from the perspective of the each Marty is open to interpretation).
November 17, 2024 at 4:19 AM