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Calgary area, frustrated Zone 3 gardener ,cooking practitioner, slave to a judgy Chihuahua and a sweet old pyr, cloud psychologist.

🇨🇦Viva le Canada 🇨🇦
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Gonna check in on Canada, where politics is more normal... I see there is a convoy headed to Ottawa to avenge a flock of dead ostriches
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I'm one week out from my surgery giving me two new hips. What a week it's been! I'm so happy I was able to do them at the same time and I'm so happy I worked really hard beforehand to make things easier on myself now. Getting around ok on crutch or walker. Pain is manageable and less than before.
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So after 5 years of waiting I'm getting 2 new hips tomorrow. Do you think if I asked nicely and brought a Ziplock the surgeon will give me old ones back?
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Bailey is very good at fork. 🥰 #chomp
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I bought vitamins today.
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I have decided that my only goal for 2026 is to somehow throw the first pitch at a Blue Jays game on behalf of @thebeaverton.com. We can make it happen, friends. I believe in us.
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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no one asked for an extra hour of life. read the room.
November 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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THREE. MORE. OUTS.

#BlueJays #WantItAll
November 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Oh, I forgot to mention, be careful out there. Word is, slutty Kristi Noem is prowling around tonight, walking her dead dog.
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The Bluejays have the best opportunity to give me a great birthday present tonight ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Today, I submitted 456,365 Albertans’ signatures to Elections Alberta, petitioning the Premier to do the right thing, avoid a divisive and economically harmful referendum, and allow MLAs to vote and reaffirm that Alberta’s future is in Canada.🇨🇦

Alberta is #ForeverCanadian
October 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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For the NW #yyc people!
from 1-3 pm tomorrow!

2807 10 St NW (confederation park parking lot off 10 st NW)

Come sign the petition to stop private school funding!
Must be a Canadian citizen, over 18 and a resident of Alberta.
#ableg #abed #abpoli
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Omg 😂😂
If you want to understand why Colonel Sanders is in the second row behind the plate at the Jays game. Its to try to get at Yamamoto and Ohtani via the Curse of the Colonel.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_o...
Curse of the Colonel - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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I like to think that this map of all the regional names for woodlice in the UK could also be a map illustrating the new tribes of humans to be found on the same landmass after The Great Digital Crash and ensuing breakdown of society.
October 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I would never recommend tying your mental health and happiness to the actions of a group of men playing a game thousands of miles away.

But sometimes, it really works out.
October 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art
October 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Don't talk to me until I've had my Infinity Gauntlet coffee. My second best thrift find. ❤️
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Unfortunately... This right here needs to be louder. How is this different?
So what will happen to their votes in the next election? Remember that Kamala filled stadiums while Trump had to pay people to show up at his rallies.
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Ok, now that's badass and funny, both.
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Jordy created a simple website where visitors are invited fo contribute $35 to "provide an infiatable costumes forTrue American.

Pardon the inflation pun

"This whole thing has blown up a lot."

www.operationinflation.com
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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I had thought Larson had passed away, so this is doubly good

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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We are going to need "Forever Canadian" license plate covers....
#yeg #yyc #AbPoli #ABleg #Alberta
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October 16, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Thanksgiving Leftovers: The Final Chapter.

We did our turkey Saturday. And after 2 days of turkey buns and hot turkey sandwiches the leftovers have been revamped. Turkey and veggies and gravy is now turkey pot pies and a turkey noodle casserole. Leftover meat stuffing ... Now tourtiere.
October 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM