lindsey
@p0cket-lint.bsky.social
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Don’t lose your head!
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Don’t lose your head!
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Chigurh: what is the most you ever lost on a coin toss
17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only
17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only
October 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Chigurh: what is the most you ever lost on a coin toss
17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only
17 year old mall boba stand cashier: card only
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This goes so fucking hard dude
January 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This goes so fucking hard dude
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Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser
January 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser
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hope everyone’s day is FAT, WET and JUICY
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January 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
hope everyone’s day is FAT, WET and JUICY
💜
💜
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Officially Pardons The Late, Great Hannibal Lecter
January 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump Officially Pardons The Late, Great Hannibal Lecter
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“Saga said we're both heroes. I'll pay that price, so will she.”
#AlanWake2 #AW2Photography
#remedygames #virtualphotography
#AlanWake2 #AW2Photography
#remedygames #virtualphotography
January 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Saga said we're both heroes. I'll pay that price, so will she.”
#AlanWake2 #AW2Photography
#remedygames #virtualphotography
#AlanWake2 #AW2Photography
#remedygames #virtualphotography
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every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years
December 26, 2024 at 8:16 PM
every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years
the thing about the @aoaoaoapod.bsky.social is that no one is safe once @kyliebrakeman.bsky.social starts talking with a french accent.
December 13, 2024 at 2:43 AM
the thing about the @aoaoaoapod.bsky.social is that no one is safe once @kyliebrakeman.bsky.social starts talking with a french accent.
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
December 7, 2024 at 11:55 PM
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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If I was stuck in the mist from THE MIST I would simply keep my cool and foster a sense of community.
December 7, 2024 at 12:42 AM
If I was stuck in the mist from THE MIST I would simply keep my cool and foster a sense of community.
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Swimming like Scrooge mcduck in the discount wallmart dvd tub.
December 7, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Swimming like Scrooge mcduck in the discount wallmart dvd tub.
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scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others
mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?
mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?
December 6, 2024 at 1:36 PM
scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others
mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?
mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?
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[pretending to talk in my sleep so I can say things to my wife without getting in trouble] new blue shirt too blue
December 1, 2024 at 6:56 PM
[pretending to talk in my sleep so I can say things to my wife without getting in trouble] new blue shirt too blue
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first time my bread dough fails to rise: well gosh, maybe the water temp was too cool? did i add too much flour? i probably didn't let it rest long enough. is salt supposed to go in that early?
second time my bread dough fails to rise: this is because i am Evil
second time my bread dough fails to rise: this is because i am Evil
November 25, 2024 at 5:26 PM
first time my bread dough fails to rise: well gosh, maybe the water temp was too cool? did i add too much flour? i probably didn't let it rest long enough. is salt supposed to go in that early?
second time my bread dough fails to rise: this is because i am Evil
second time my bread dough fails to rise: this is because i am Evil
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no