chrismelberger
@chris.neatdu.de
stream on twitch. own neatdude.
peep the full moon right now. looks like it has a ring around it. never something like this before
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
peep the full moon right now. looks like it has a ring around it. never something like this before
made a new cat pal at a friends dinner party
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
made a new cat pal at a friends dinner party
this edible starting to taste like music’s awesome
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this edible starting to taste like music’s awesome
this adderall starting to taste like archiving everything on my instagram
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
this adderall starting to taste like archiving everything on my instagram
dude in seat in front of me on plane is bonking his shit also
October 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
dude in seat in front of me on plane is bonking his shit also
this is me if u even give a shit
October 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
this is me if u even give a shit
bonkin my shit outside AMA
October 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
bonkin my shit outside AMA
listening to classical music while driving my truck on a rainy fall day
ngl folks. this is fuckin vibes
ngl folks. this is fuckin vibes
October 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
listening to classical music while driving my truck on a rainy fall day
ngl folks. this is fuckin vibes
ngl folks. this is fuckin vibes
October 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
just sang two tenacious d songs at karaoke so fuckin WHATTTTT
October 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
just sang two tenacious d songs at karaoke so fuckin WHATTTTT
dad just told me at my sisters wedding that my mom took lots of tylenol when she was pregnant with me 😊
October 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
dad just told me at my sisters wedding that my mom took lots of tylenol when she was pregnant with me 😊
chat am i high or is my hair looking mad fluffy
October 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
chat am i high or is my hair looking mad fluffy
holy shit my adderall prescription is up 5mg for the first time in years and i'm seeing sounds and dividing by zero again
October 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
holy shit my adderall prescription is up 5mg for the first time in years and i'm seeing sounds and dividing by zero again
dropping fortnite emotes on the dance floor at a wedding who gives a shit
September 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
dropping fortnite emotes on the dance floor at a wedding who gives a shit
just watched an ig reel about someone’s cat dying
while chillin at the airport
teared up in terminal c
while chillin at the airport
teared up in terminal c
September 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
just watched an ig reel about someone’s cat dying
while chillin at the airport
teared up in terminal c
while chillin at the airport
teared up in terminal c
i miss like one full day online and everyone is talking about the rapture
jesus christ
jesus christ
September 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
i miss like one full day online and everyone is talking about the rapture
jesus christ
jesus christ
flights are officially booked for twitchcon
excited to see you all
excited to see you all
September 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
flights are officially booked for twitchcon
excited to see you all
excited to see you all
tattoo for anyone who missed it!!
🐸🪄
🐸🪄
September 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
tattoo for anyone who missed it!!
🐸🪄
🐸🪄
bro jet lag stinks why am i awake at 7am and tired at 11pm
is this a normal life
is this a normal life
September 17, 2025 at 3:09 AM
bro jet lag stinks why am i awake at 7am and tired at 11pm
is this a normal life
is this a normal life
saw a bunch of kittens today while visiting our foster boys! (the girls got adopted already YEAHHHH)
September 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
saw a bunch of kittens today while visiting our foster boys! (the girls got adopted already YEAHHHH)
waiter at diner stopped in his tracks, looked at my hat and points to shan and goes “that should be on you?!” as he giggled.
it’s my midwest princess hat lmao
it’s my midwest princess hat lmao
September 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
waiter at diner stopped in his tracks, looked at my hat and points to shan and goes “that should be on you?!” as he giggled.
it’s my midwest princess hat lmao
it’s my midwest princess hat lmao
Reposted by chrismelberger
I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
September 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.
i’ve barely slept this whole trip but had such a blast
def recommend traveling if you can once in awhile
makes you appreciate a lot
time for a 9 hour flight now
cya 😴😴😴😴
def recommend traveling if you can once in awhile
makes you appreciate a lot
time for a 9 hour flight now
cya 😴😴😴😴
September 14, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i’ve barely slept this whole trip but had such a blast
def recommend traveling if you can once in awhile
makes you appreciate a lot
time for a 9 hour flight now
cya 😴😴😴😴
def recommend traveling if you can once in awhile
makes you appreciate a lot
time for a 9 hour flight now
cya 😴😴😴😴