Bonsai Kittens
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*extremely sick look voice* Folks,
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
*extremely sick look voice* Folks,
The only thing more entertaining than crowd work comedy is watching people make huge asses of themselves in real life at crowd work shows
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The only thing more entertaining than crowd work comedy is watching people make huge asses of themselves in real life at crowd work shows
Mamdani did a Gandalf on Trump Theoden, and Stephen Miller is Wormtongue
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Mamdani did a Gandalf on Trump Theoden, and Stephen Miller is Wormtongue
Don’t fall for Greenie and her BPD shit. Trust me, this is a grift like the rest
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Don’t fall for Greenie and her BPD shit. Trust me, this is a grift like the rest
We call that Arby’s
who is following you dorks that you feel the need to repeatedly post that mtg is not on the side of the angels. it feels like spending a lot of time telling people not to eat hams they find on the ground
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We call that Arby’s
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the last time a meme I made got this much traction it was about Ashli Babbitt eating a bullet
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the last time a meme I made got this much traction it was about Ashli Babbitt eating a bullet
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
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In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In an era filled with tech dipshits who never developed emotionally past the age of 13 & use their wealth to become odious monsters ...
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
... listen to Steve Wozniak.
*cackles in 2005*
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
*cackles in 2005*
Reupping this now that greenies is begging for mercy
This is out of control. I can’t believe she was on the plane with former president Trump yesterday and said Arby’s in your pants on Twitter today. We need a complete and total shutdown until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Reupping this now that greenies is begging for mercy
is she still banging a zangief cosplayer
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
is she still banging a zangief cosplayer
Kirkcuck imminent
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Kirkcuck imminent
Slow clap wow
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Slow clap wow
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I once paid 350 to have a man fart my cat
You ever pay $550 just to watch your dog eat some chicken wings
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I once paid 350 to have a man fart my cat
Make it stop
November 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Make it stop
Fred Durst sounds like Lin Manuel Miranda
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Fred Durst sounds like Lin Manuel Miranda
When i have an extra coffee
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When i have an extra coffee
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I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
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November 20, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Everything sucks. working sucks. Gaming sucks. Going to shows sucks. Going to the store sucks. Going to restaurant sucks. Everything sucks and is a diet version of everything I used to love. and I’m not alone here
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Everything sucks. working sucks. Gaming sucks. Going to shows sucks. Going to the store sucks. Going to restaurant sucks. Everything sucks and is a diet version of everything I used to love. and I’m not alone here
i understand why Luigi did what he did
November 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i understand why Luigi did what he did
lol
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November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
lol
Ok so I deactivated my IG account years ago. i literally get fifteen password reset emails per day from IG, either someone is botting it or this is just how IG frees up high value usernames from people who dare register then deactivate lol
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Ok so I deactivated my IG account years ago. i literally get fifteen password reset emails per day from IG, either someone is botting it or this is just how IG frees up high value usernames from people who dare register then deactivate lol
When your eyes pop open in the morning and the first thing your brain generates is the opening riff of Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
When your eyes pop open in the morning and the first thing your brain generates is the opening riff of Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff