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Model: Gekko
Debut: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Year: 2008
Designer: Yoji Shinkawa
Debut: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Year: 2008
Designer: Yoji Shinkawa
July 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Model: Gekko
Debut: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Year: 2008
Designer: Yoji Shinkawa
Debut: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Year: 2008
Designer: Yoji Shinkawa
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manbursts in to tears. Says, "but doctor, I am every morning i wake up and open palm slam a vhs into the slot. its chronicles of riddick and right then and there i start doing the moves alongside with the main character, riddick. i do every move and i do every move hard. makin whooshing sounds wh
June 22, 2023 at 11:52 PM
manbursts in to tears. Says, "but doctor, I am every morning i wake up and open palm slam a vhs into the slot. its chronicles of riddick and right then and there i start doing the moves alongside with the main character, riddick. i do every move and i do every move hard. makin whooshing sounds wh
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exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
May 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
exile: does anyone want anything from the store
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds
exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store
mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle
kreia: actually i will also have a coke
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April 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Where my bitches at
January 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Where my bitches at
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okie that’s all i got that i can remember! thanks for looking
March 17, 2025 at 1:27 AM
okie that’s all i got that i can remember! thanks for looking
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I will never "present evidence" in a court proceeding. It's not my job to educate you
February 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I will never "present evidence" in a court proceeding. It's not my job to educate you
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i love when the nyt does an expose like "ok, here's what we spent the last few months complicit in"
January 21, 2024 at 2:59 PM
i love when the nyt does an expose like "ok, here's what we spent the last few months complicit in"
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the point of having friends is devising the worst movie double features ever to make them watch with you
February 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
the point of having friends is devising the worst movie double features ever to make them watch with you
why hasn’t jesse singal been ostracized from society yet lmfao i don’t wanna see people share his reporting like he isn’t almost single handedly responsible for much of the rise of ~palatable~ transphobia in this country
February 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
why hasn’t jesse singal been ostracized from society yet lmfao i don’t wanna see people share his reporting like he isn’t almost single handedly responsible for much of the rise of ~palatable~ transphobia in this country
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Finally watched Slap Shot and that's a gayer movie than I assumed it was.
January 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Finally watched Slap Shot and that's a gayer movie than I assumed it was.
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Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the “Night Of One Thousand Screams.” Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities
January 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the “Night Of One Thousand Screams.” Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities
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okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that
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i don't talk to thin people.
a short satirical zine about about how it feels to be a fat person sometimes. everything in this is a joking rendition based on real experiences.
buy the PDF for $5+ here: acdworks.itch.io/thin
a short satirical zine about about how it feels to be a fat person sometimes. everything in this is a joking rendition based on real experiences.
buy the PDF for $5+ here: acdworks.itch.io/thin
January 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i don't talk to thin people.
a short satirical zine about about how it feels to be a fat person sometimes. everything in this is a joking rendition based on real experiences.
buy the PDF for $5+ here: acdworks.itch.io/thin
a short satirical zine about about how it feels to be a fat person sometimes. everything in this is a joking rendition based on real experiences.
buy the PDF for $5+ here: acdworks.itch.io/thin
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my favorite video game, conclave
January 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
my favorite video game, conclave
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imdb wrapped you looked up the guy from big eden 3 times and said “why on earth did this guy voice act lando calrissian in the 90s star wars radio dramas??” all 3 times. you looked up clancy brown in hopes of reassociating him with something other than detroit become human 14 times. sadly you failed
December 15, 2024 at 4:25 AM
imdb wrapped you looked up the guy from big eden 3 times and said “why on earth did this guy voice act lando calrissian in the 90s star wars radio dramas??” all 3 times. you looked up clancy brown in hopes of reassociating him with something other than detroit become human 14 times. sadly you failed
when i choose a movie to watch the letterboxd profile pics of ayo edebiri, esteemed nyt columnist jamelle bouie, and two random guys i follow on tumblr appear on my shoulders like little angels and devils
December 12, 2024 at 10:14 PM
when i choose a movie to watch the letterboxd profile pics of ayo edebiri, esteemed nyt columnist jamelle bouie, and two random guys i follow on tumblr appear on my shoulders like little angels and devils
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