ordered_disarray
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he/him/his - monogamish
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Cannot wait for this trip out of town. Hotel Sex is hard to beat. However I got in my argument about whether it was inappropriate to fuck in the Cuck Chair. I was told that was against its purpose!
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Cannot wait for this trip out of town. Hotel Sex is hard to beat. However I got in my argument about whether it was inappropriate to fuck in the Cuck Chair. I was told that was against its purpose!
"Milkers" is by far the worst nickname for breasts. It's just infantile and weird.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
"Milkers" is by far the worst nickname for breasts. It's just infantile and weird.
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This is me
July 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This is me
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It's Friday evening, and game night.
November 15, 2024 at 10:43 PM
It's Friday evening, and game night.
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Everything wrong with the term "BBC" can be explained in the fact that Black folks ourselves don't call it a "cock".
May 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Everything wrong with the term "BBC" can be explained in the fact that Black folks ourselves don't call it a "cock".
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crime
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May 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
crime
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Mutual masturbation 💞
May 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Mutual masturbation 💞
While wearing lab coats
“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes
April 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
While wearing lab coats
I'm always curious how many guys my age realize that everyone can see who you follow on Instagram.
I'm not judging, but it's interesting.
I'm not judging, but it's interesting.
April 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm always curious how many guys my age realize that everyone can see who you follow on Instagram.
I'm not judging, but it's interesting.
I'm not judging, but it's interesting.
The Righteous Gemstones are on the front line of full on hanging of dong
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The Righteous Gemstones' Love Of Full-Frontal Is More Important Than You Realize - SlashFilm
Walton Goggins' Uncle Baby Billy proudly displayed the family jewels in The Righteous Gemstones' latest showcase of equal-opportunity nudity.
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April 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The Righteous Gemstones are on the front line of full on hanging of dong
www.slashfilm.com/1823798/walt...
www.slashfilm.com/1823798/walt...
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Before coining a "new" acronym, give it a moment of thought first.
March 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Before coining a "new" acronym, give it a moment of thought first.
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Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man
The responsibility for resisting and correcting this behavior shouldn’t fall solely on a specific gender. If you’re a man of conscience and you see another man mimicking Nick Fuentes, fuck him up on sight before the women even get a chance. I mean that.
November 8, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Cis men truly need to understand the power of saying “that’s fucked up bro why would you say that” to another cis man
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being married with kids is like one of those fairytale Evil Gnome Bargains where you can have sex with an incredibly beautiful woman but at the cost of a tiny little guy banging on your locked door screaming "IS IT GOOD MORNING TIME"
January 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
being married with kids is like one of those fairytale Evil Gnome Bargains where you can have sex with an incredibly beautiful woman but at the cost of a tiny little guy banging on your locked door screaming "IS IT GOOD MORNING TIME"
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a helpful guide:
the woman is wearing embracing a 50s aesthetic but the decor and the guy look normal: some kind of tradwife thing! approach with caution!
woman and man are wearing 50s clothes and the house is full of kitschy bullshit: rockabilly perverts, no worries.
the woman is wearing embracing a 50s aesthetic but the decor and the guy look normal: some kind of tradwife thing! approach with caution!
woman and man are wearing 50s clothes and the house is full of kitschy bullshit: rockabilly perverts, no worries.
November 10, 2024 at 7:30 PM
a helpful guide:
the woman is wearing embracing a 50s aesthetic but the decor and the guy look normal: some kind of tradwife thing! approach with caution!
woman and man are wearing 50s clothes and the house is full of kitschy bullshit: rockabilly perverts, no worries.
the woman is wearing embracing a 50s aesthetic but the decor and the guy look normal: some kind of tradwife thing! approach with caution!
woman and man are wearing 50s clothes and the house is full of kitschy bullshit: rockabilly perverts, no worries.
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When someone says they think sex scenes in movies are unnecessary because people can just look at porn if they want to see sex, it suggests some very deep-seated problems with how that person views sex and its role in life
January 1, 2025 at 8:44 PM
When someone says they think sex scenes in movies are unnecessary because people can just look at porn if they want to see sex, it suggests some very deep-seated problems with how that person views sex and its role in life
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joining the war on porn on the side of porn
January 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
joining the war on porn on the side of porn
My resolution for 2025 should be to really be honest with and embrace my horniness.
December 30, 2024 at 9:36 PM
My resolution for 2025 should be to really be honest with and embrace my horniness.
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use a jondom. every time.
December 27, 2024 at 2:47 AM
use a jondom. every time.
Bluesky is great, but I fear it will never reach the levels of horniness that gave us the Last Day of Fleets
December 12, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Bluesky is great, but I fear it will never reach the levels of horniness that gave us the Last Day of Fleets
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I guess sterile in my case, but yes in general it applies.
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December 9, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I guess sterile in my case, but yes in general it applies.
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