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sarah ♥️
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she/her, phd in whimsy, cat mom, have struck berg
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reincarnation is when you come back as an instant breakfast
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
if i have to open the duo app on my phone one more time... i am going to end it all
November 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
would you rather code in c++ for a living or set up multifactor authentication for every account you have. killing yourself is not an option
October 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Is this a thing people would like?
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
venmo is one of the worst apps i've ever used
October 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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everyone in power is engaging with an imaginary version of society and refusing to admit it they just go along with the approved facade and never look back

it's like societal gaslighting
September 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
GOOD JOB ELON!!! YOU DID IT!! TRUTH SEEKING AI
September 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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ok time to reset the timeline

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September 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
just wanna put out thoughts and prayers for charlie kirks family. ok great now i can feel like i did something and made a difference, move on with my day, and never think about this again. until a new shooting happens. yay ✨
September 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
GUYS people are being mass deported and genocides are actively happening why do we fucking care about sabrina carpenters album cover i am at my fucking limit
June 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
FOUND IT
June 4, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i think i like being a girl out of spite
May 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
if anyone has it or has seen it, can someone send me the meme where it’s like a shape or character and it says something like how can he be so kiki yet so boubou
April 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
btw i mean website cookies . i want real life cookies give me all of those
going through a phase where i reject all cookies. miss me with that shit
April 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
going through a phase where i reject all cookies. miss me with that shit
April 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
LMAO my goy husband just asked me what i want for passover
April 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
crazy how you just have to keep on living until you die
March 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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peach facts:

1. they come from a can
2. they were put there by a man in a factory downtown
March 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.
March 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." well tell that to everyone else
March 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
the thing about me is i’ll leave the house with my phone at 13%
March 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
send elon to mars now i want him as far away as possible
February 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
ahah you’ll never guess what happened to me haha zark 🤪 fuckerberg 💕 cancelled DEI ✌️ so now 💖 my research on women’s brain 🧠 health 🤰 might get defunded 😂 bc “woman” research is too woke 🙄 guess it’ll be really fun for ppl to die 💀 under this administration 🍊 😈 good job ty dad for voting for this 🫶
February 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
finally glad my parents never let me read harry potter growing up. god works in mysterious ways 😌🤷‍♀️🙏 #blessed
February 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM