OompaLumpia
@oompalumpia.bsky.social
I am a short, lumpia-making, chemical microscopist . Formerly MarvelousKamala on Twitter.
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On the one hand I’m glad the internet exists because I know what’s going on in the world but on the other hand I’m sad the internet exists because I know what’s going on in the world.
January 19, 2026 at 4:03 PM
On the one hand I’m glad the internet exists because I know what’s going on in the world but on the other hand I’m sad the internet exists because I know what’s going on in the world.
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Okay but real talk: Regency historians: how likely would it have been for livestock like Big Balls here to trapse through a middle-class home? Like literally through one door, down a hallway, and out another another door, like this pig does in Pride and Prejudice? It seemed a bit odd.
joe wright, director of pride & prejudice (2005) reading letterboxd reviews
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Okay but real talk: Regency historians: how likely would it have been for livestock like Big Balls here to trapse through a middle-class home? Like literally through one door, down a hallway, and out another another door, like this pig does in Pride and Prejudice? It seemed a bit odd.
Well this explains a lot.... I remember seeing this in the movie theater thinking, "what the hell?" 🤣
joe wright, director of pride & prejudice (2005) reading letterboxd reviews
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Well this explains a lot.... I remember seeing this in the movie theater thinking, "what the hell?" 🤣
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It’s rude when I actually have to do my job. Especially first thing in the morning.
October 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s rude when I actually have to do my job. Especially first thing in the morning.
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The party of free speech and individual liberty wants to control everything I say and do.
October 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The party of free speech and individual liberty wants to control everything I say and do.
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32. John "Soap" MacTavish from the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare remake timeline
I prefer this version of Soap mostly because of Neil Ellice and his pout
I prefer this version of Soap mostly because of Neil Ellice and his pout
March 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
32. John "Soap" MacTavish from the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare remake timeline
I prefer this version of Soap mostly because of Neil Ellice and his pout
I prefer this version of Soap mostly because of Neil Ellice and his pout
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This was my first ever post that I made for the CoD fandom! Some cute kitties of Ghost, Soap and Roach! And even Neil Ellice retweeted it!
#callofduty #codfanart #modernwarfare2 #CoDMWII #Ghostsoap #ghoap
#callofduty #codfanart #modernwarfare2 #CoDMWII #Ghostsoap #ghoap
October 23, 2024 at 2:58 AM
This was my first ever post that I made for the CoD fandom! Some cute kitties of Ghost, Soap and Roach! And even Neil Ellice retweeted it!
#callofduty #codfanart #modernwarfare2 #CoDMWII #Ghostsoap #ghoap
#callofduty #codfanart #modernwarfare2 #CoDMWII #Ghostsoap #ghoap
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Shake dat booty
May 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Shake dat booty
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I know I’m my best when I’m my most compassionate but holy fuck sometimes I just want to be an instrument of karma.
March 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I know I’m my best when I’m my most compassionate but holy fuck sometimes I just want to be an instrument of karma.
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Excited that #Lanterns is now in production. DC Studios’ new show for HBO and Max, from creators Chris Mundy, Damon Lindelof, & Tom King, starring Kyle Chandler & Aaron Pierre, is something really special.
February 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Excited that #Lanterns is now in production. DC Studios’ new show for HBO and Max, from creators Chris Mundy, Damon Lindelof, & Tom King, starring Kyle Chandler & Aaron Pierre, is something really special.
Me at the last 10 mins or so of Flow: "Oh no! Save Glen Powell!!" Also I didn't think it was possible for me to dislike dogs but that pack of dogs were fricken dicks.
February 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me at the last 10 mins or so of Flow: "Oh no! Save Glen Powell!!" Also I didn't think it was possible for me to dislike dogs but that pack of dogs were fricken dicks.
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Every day I have to hear about some asshole
February 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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Clarence Thomas accuses colleagues of stretching law "at every turn.” That’s rich.
February 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Clarence Thomas accuses colleagues of stretching law "at every turn.” That’s rich.
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All Of The Changes Coming To Starbucks
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February 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
All Of The Changes Coming To Starbucks
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Every year when they announce Employee of the Year (and it's not me 😆), I tell myself I would totally be a shoe in if I was up against potatoes. This always makes me feel better.
February 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Every year when they announce Employee of the Year (and it's not me 😆), I tell myself I would totally be a shoe in if I was up against potatoes. This always makes me feel better.
Ok here me out. Gene Hackman as Captain Ramsey AS Mike Brady on the Brady Bunch. I would watch the shit out of that.
Basically Capt. Ramsey in anything. ILY Gene Hackman.
Basically Capt. Ramsey in anything. ILY Gene Hackman.
February 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Ok here me out. Gene Hackman as Captain Ramsey AS Mike Brady on the Brady Bunch. I would watch the shit out of that.
Basically Capt. Ramsey in anything. ILY Gene Hackman.
Basically Capt. Ramsey in anything. ILY Gene Hackman.
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Gene Hackman auditioned for and almost got the part of Mike Brady in THE BRADY BUNCH. There better be an option in heaven to watch all 117 of those episodes.
February 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Gene Hackman auditioned for and almost got the part of Mike Brady in THE BRADY BUNCH. There better be an option in heaven to watch all 117 of those episodes.
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I wish the choice wasn’t between 1939-1945 Germany and 1861-1865 America.
February 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I wish the choice wasn’t between 1939-1945 Germany and 1861-1865 America.
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DOGE By The Numbers
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February 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
DOGE By The Numbers
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