Pete and Repeat went to the store, only one came back, who was it
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Pete and Repeat went to the store, only one came back, who was it
My dad’s hatred of Trump has driven him to watch Rachel Maddow, which is lovely
October 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My dad’s hatred of Trump has driven him to watch Rachel Maddow, which is lovely
Nothing more disappointing than a fabulous man who isn’t gay
June 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Nothing more disappointing than a fabulous man who isn’t gay
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I feel like Ben Vereen would be impossible to get an ice cream with.
June 7, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I feel like Ben Vereen would be impossible to get an ice cream with.
Hot singles in your area are having butt sex, are you ready for that? How badly do you want to be in a relationship?
June 9, 2024 at 1:29 PM
Hot singles in your area are having butt sex, are you ready for that? How badly do you want to be in a relationship?
I’m not entirely sure your cleavage should reach your neck 🤔
June 9, 2024 at 1:23 PM
I’m not entirely sure your cleavage should reach your neck 🤔
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My bologna has a first name
It's S-E-N-T-I-E-N-T
My bologna has a second name
It's G-O-I-N-G-T-O-K-I-L-L-U-S-A-L-L
It's S-E-N-T-I-E-N-T
My bologna has a second name
It's G-O-I-N-G-T-O-K-I-L-L-U-S-A-L-L
June 9, 2024 at 4:06 AM
My bologna has a first name
It's S-E-N-T-I-E-N-T
My bologna has a second name
It's G-O-I-N-G-T-O-K-I-L-L-U-S-A-L-L
It's S-E-N-T-I-E-N-T
My bologna has a second name
It's G-O-I-N-G-T-O-K-I-L-L-U-S-A-L-L
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who up belaboring they point
June 9, 2024 at 4:02 AM
who up belaboring they point
That’s how easy it is these days
June 9, 2024 at 1:13 PM
That’s how easy it is these days
We will never know the value of a person until they become a memory
June 8, 2024 at 5:15 PM
We will never know the value of a person until they become a memory
I Know Why the Crawdad Sings
🦞
🦞
May 26, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I Know Why the Crawdad Sings
🦞
🦞
Killing time in the cemetery
May 18, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Killing time in the cemetery
smokin sza and playing nintendo weed
May 12, 2024 at 5:08 PM
smokin sza and playing nintendo weed
You got love in your heart
But it’s way down in the dark
You better let it see the sun
This world is almost done
~ Allison Russell
But it’s way down in the dark
You better let it see the sun
This world is almost done
~ Allison Russell
March 6, 2024 at 4:16 AM
You got love in your heart
But it’s way down in the dark
You better let it see the sun
This world is almost done
~ Allison Russell
But it’s way down in the dark
You better let it see the sun
This world is almost done
~ Allison Russell
Remember how fleeting is my life, for what futility you have created the children of men.
February 24, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Remember how fleeting is my life, for what futility you have created the children of men.
People just love drawing tits
February 10, 2024 at 2:47 AM
People just love drawing tits
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We will be boycotting the Super Bowl on all our TVs because they refused to run our “Unlike football, you can still gamble after a concussion” commercial.
February 9, 2024 at 11:18 PM
We will be boycotting the Super Bowl on all our TVs because they refused to run our “Unlike football, you can still gamble after a concussion” commercial.
“Do I look like an old man clown??”
February 4, 2024 at 4:19 AM
“Do I look like an old man clown??”
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hey great to see you bro. i just need to hide something in the walls of your house and then i gotta hit the trail
February 4, 2024 at 1:15 AM
hey great to see you bro. i just need to hide something in the walls of your house and then i gotta hit the trail
“When I watched the Taylor Swift Eras Tour, I was crying within two minutes”
February 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM
“When I watched the Taylor Swift Eras Tour, I was crying within two minutes”
“This weed is trash. Oh wait - my vape pen is dead”
February 4, 2024 at 1:53 AM
“This weed is trash. Oh wait - my vape pen is dead”
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To whip, yea verily, to nae nae!
January 13, 2024 at 2:57 PM
To whip, yea verily, to nae nae!
Fresh mozzarella just makes me uncomfortable
January 13, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Fresh mozzarella just makes me uncomfortable
I love long walks on the beach and I’m incontinent
January 4, 2024 at 2:04 AM
I love long walks on the beach and I’m incontinent