Ominous Corn
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simply continuing what i would have put in away messages anyways
me, a sane football person: shane steichens cant get keep getting away with settling for 60 yard field gHOLYSHITGRUPE
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
me, a sane football person: shane steichens cant get keep getting away with settling for 60 yard field gHOLYSHITGRUPE
no one:
absolutely no one:
the void calling us all:
phillip rivers: PEPPERMINT ROLLS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
absolutely no one:
the void calling us all:
phillip rivers: PEPPERMINT ROLLS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
NEWS: The Colts and Philip Rivers have agreed to a contract after he worked out Monday night, per source. The 44-year-old is back on the Indy practice squad, five seasons after his last NFL action.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
no one:
absolutely no one:
the void calling us all:
phillip rivers: PEPPERMINT ROLLS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
absolutely no one:
the void calling us all:
phillip rivers: PEPPERMINT ROLLS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
were working out rivers, we really are fucked huh
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
were working out rivers, we really are fucked huh
to whichever god indianapolis pro sports offended
holy shit were sorry for succeeding, it wont happen again
holy shit were sorry for succeeding, it wont happen again
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
to whichever god indianapolis pro sports offended
holy shit were sorry for succeeding, it wont happen again
holy shit were sorry for succeeding, it wont happen again
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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
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A buddy and I were talking to another friend at a ballgame. Her kid comes running up and yelling for five dollars or to go in the bounce house or something. I spun around and said, "HEY! You ask your mother nicely!" It took a second, and then I said, "Wait, that's not even my kid!"
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A buddy and I were talking to another friend at a ballgame. Her kid comes running up and yelling for five dollars or to go in the bounce house or something. I spun around and said, "HEY! You ask your mother nicely!" It took a second, and then I said, "Wait, that's not even my kid!"
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RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
RIP to your mom
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Goddamnit.
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling - Hard Drive
WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that bounty hunter Samus Aran must surrender all suit power-ups prior to the start... Read the full masterpiece
hard-drive.net
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Goddamnit.
pablo keeps cooking
What Is Riley Gaines Hiding? We Investigated | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
pablo keeps cooking
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For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood.
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
What really happened the night Oski beat up the Stanford Tree
"I must've been 18 beers deep at that point. I was in big trouble."
www.sfgate.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood.
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
the pacers are playing... well?
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the pacers are playing... well?
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GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
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Ah, just what we need... a well placed punt.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ah, just what we need... a well placed punt.
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espn rearranging basketball box score stat orders is a capital offense
November 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
espn rearranging basketball box score stat orders is a capital offense
the jarace walker drives will continue until morale improves
October 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
the jarace walker drives will continue until morale improves
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Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
October 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
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When you read "My career will end in Green Bay" as Aaron Rodgers burying the hatchet with the franchise where he became a Hall-of-Famer / When you read it as a spooky October foretelling of what Micah Parsons could do to an immobile 41-yard-old quarterback
October 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
When you read "My career will end in Green Bay" as Aaron Rodgers burying the hatchet with the franchise where he became a Hall-of-Famer / When you read it as a spooky October foretelling of what Micah Parsons could do to an immobile 41-yard-old quarterback
nba gonna need a wemby did rude shit to me support group for the next 15 years
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
nba gonna need a wemby did rude shit to me support group for the next 15 years
unless i missed one, no team has ever scored all their points in the 4th (20+) and won the game until today @sports-reference.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
unless i missed one, no team has ever scored all their points in the 4th (20+) and won the game until today @sports-reference.com
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listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
October 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
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DuFALLLLL
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
DuFALLLLL
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⚠️ warning: ohio posting ⚠️
i'm seeing a cool zoomer shoegaze band in the basement of a donatos rn
i'm seeing a cool zoomer shoegaze band in the basement of a donatos rn
“The Guardos do not actually appear to be a very good team...Their lineup is Jose Ramirez and eight opossums found in a dumpster behind a Donatos.”
What in the hell is going on in the AL Central? defector.com/what-in-the-...
September 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
⚠️ warning: ohio posting ⚠️
i'm seeing a cool zoomer shoegaze band in the basement of a donatos rn
i'm seeing a cool zoomer shoegaze band in the basement of a donatos rn
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Blue is a menace
September 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Blue is a menace