Ominous Corn
@ominouscorn.bsky.social
simply continuing what i would have put in away messages anyways
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There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland.
If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
January 21, 2026 at 8:37 PM
There's one foolproof way to gauge whether someone is a millennial or a zoomer: Ask them how they learned the difference between Iceland and Greenland.
If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
If the answer is from D2: The Mighty Ducks, you're talking to a millennial. Otherwise, zoomer.
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craziest part is he wanted to change his name to rony b. seikaly
There's a good reason that Michael B. Jordan has a B in his name, and it has everything to do with a certain NBA legend.
Michael B. Jordan almost changed his name after being compared to NBA superstar: 'I got teased so much'
There's a good reason that Michael B. Jordan has a B in his name, and it has everything to do with a certain NBA legend.
bit.ly
January 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
craziest part is he wanted to change his name to rony b. seikaly
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Love the window shopping call from Grady
January 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Love the window shopping call from Grady
@cjzero.bsky.social you get the siakam winner on nbc?
January 13, 2026 at 3:04 AM
@cjzero.bsky.social you get the siakam winner on nbc?
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Curt Cignetti continuing to rawdog the quarter zip because HE DOES NOT CARE IF HE LIVES OR DIES
January 10, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Curt Cignetti continuing to rawdog the quarter zip because HE DOES NOT CARE IF HE LIVES OR DIES
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Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
January 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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I've waited 3 years to make this post
December 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've waited 3 years to make this post
happy new year's friends
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
happy new year's friends
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Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Three pop tarts will die today at Bowlgotha
The one in the middle is your savior
The one in the middle is your savior
this is the official bluesky 2025 plumbing national championship thread. who ya got
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
this is the official bluesky 2025 plumbing national championship thread. who ya got
me, a sane football person: shane steichens cant get keep getting away with settling for 60 yard field gHOLYSHITGRUPE
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
me, a sane football person: shane steichens cant get keep getting away with settling for 60 yard field gHOLYSHITGRUPE
no one:
absolutely no one:
the void calling us all:
phillip rivers: PEPPERMINT ROLLS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
absolutely no one:
the void calling us all:
phillip rivers: PEPPERMINT ROLLS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
NEWS: The Colts and Philip Rivers have agreed to a contract after he worked out Monday night, per source. The 44-year-old is back on the Indy practice squad, five seasons after his last NFL action.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
no one:
absolutely no one:
the void calling us all:
phillip rivers: PEPPERMINT ROLLS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
absolutely no one:
the void calling us all:
phillip rivers: PEPPERMINT ROLLS AGAIN MOTHERFUCKERS
were working out rivers, we really are fucked huh
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
were working out rivers, we really are fucked huh
to whichever god indianapolis pro sports offended
holy shit were sorry for succeeding, it wont happen again
holy shit were sorry for succeeding, it wont happen again
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
to whichever god indianapolis pro sports offended
holy shit were sorry for succeeding, it wont happen again
holy shit were sorry for succeeding, it wont happen again
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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
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A buddy and I were talking to another friend at a ballgame. Her kid comes running up and yelling for five dollars or to go in the bounce house or something. I spun around and said, "HEY! You ask your mother nicely!" It took a second, and then I said, "Wait, that's not even my kid!"
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A buddy and I were talking to another friend at a ballgame. Her kid comes running up and yelling for five dollars or to go in the bounce house or something. I spun around and said, "HEY! You ask your mother nicely!" It took a second, and then I said, "Wait, that's not even my kid!"
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RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
RIP to your mom
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Goddamnit.
Supreme Court Strips Samus Aran of All Previous Suit Power-Ups in 6-3 Ruling - Hard Drive
WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court ruled on Friday that bounty hunter Samus Aran must surrender all suit power-ups prior to the start... Read the full masterpiece
hard-drive.net
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Goddamnit.
pablo keeps cooking
What Is Riley Gaines Hiding? We Investigated | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
pablo keeps cooking
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For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood.
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
What really happened the night Oski beat up the Stanford Tree
"I must've been 18 beers deep at that point. I was in big trouble."
www.sfgate.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood.
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
the pacers are playing... well?
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the pacers are playing... well?
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GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
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Ah, just what we need... a well placed punt.
November 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ah, just what we need... a well placed punt.
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