✨Olivia Kaufman✨
@olivia.wtf
She/Her · 35/F/Chicago 🌆
🏳️⚧️ · Pan · Poly · 🐦 Furry · AuDHD · DID
Playing on Hard Mode™
💻📚✈️👩🏼✈️🏎️🎮🧩🧮⚕️
👩🏼💻 Mathemagical Software Witch
🔍 Working on Search @ Google · ex-Microsoft/LinkedIn
🔞 Minors DNI | Opinions my own
🏳️⚧️ · Pan · Poly · 🐦 Furry · AuDHD · DID
Playing on Hard Mode™
💻📚✈️👩🏼✈️🏎️🎮🧩🧮⚕️
👩🏼💻 Mathemagical Software Witch
🔍 Working on Search @ Google · ex-Microsoft/LinkedIn
🔞 Minors DNI | Opinions my own
Does ACAB apply to Mathnet? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Does ACAB apply to Mathnet? 🤔
Is it just that Bluesky and Twitter are for having Opinions on Sports™? Has that been that part I haven't understood about it?
Because I'm not usually using it for that. But it's wild that that's what gets engagement.
Because I'm not usually using it for that. But it's wild that that's what gets engagement.
November 24, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Is it just that Bluesky and Twitter are for having Opinions on Sports™? Has that been that part I haven't understood about it?
Because I'm not usually using it for that. But it's wild that that's what gets engagement.
Because I'm not usually using it for that. But it's wild that that's what gets engagement.
LANDO NORRIS GOT DQ'ED FROM VEGAS?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
LANDO NORRIS GOT DQ'ED FROM VEGAS?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Playing Dispatch did indeed cause system drama anyway. Choose your own adventure games are hard!
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Playing Dispatch did indeed cause system drama anyway. Choose your own adventure games are hard!
Heading out to a costume party as Shego and I'm mad that I forgot to color my eyebrows for the wig.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Heading out to a costume party as Shego and I'm mad that I forgot to color my eyebrows for the wig.
Hmmmmmmmmmm... 🤔
voice training pros:
1) more euphoria
2) less misgendering
3) better karaoke
4) can finally participate in video game voice lobbies
voice training cons:
1) too much work
2) i don't actively hate my voice
3) having male privilege on the phone kinda slaps ngl
voice training pros:
1) more euphoria
2) less misgendering
3) better karaoke
4) can finally participate in video game voice lobbies
voice training cons:
1) too much work
2) i don't actively hate my voice
3) having male privilege on the phone kinda slaps ngl
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm... 🤔
voice training pros:
1) more euphoria
2) less misgendering
3) better karaoke
4) can finally participate in video game voice lobbies
voice training cons:
1) too much work
2) i don't actively hate my voice
3) having male privilege on the phone kinda slaps ngl
voice training pros:
1) more euphoria
2) less misgendering
3) better karaoke
4) can finally participate in video game voice lobbies
voice training cons:
1) too much work
2) i don't actively hate my voice
3) having male privilege on the phone kinda slaps ngl
Truly not the alert I wanted to get this week when I'm away from home. Hopefully the data will hold on for a few more days until I can get it migrated to a bigger/better/newer zpool.
(yes i know i can just replace hard drives, but this system is like 5-6 years old so it's overdue for replacement)
(yes i know i can just replace hard drives, but this system is like 5-6 years old so it's overdue for replacement)
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Truly not the alert I wanted to get this week when I'm away from home. Hopefully the data will hold on for a few more days until I can get it migrated to a bigger/better/newer zpool.
(yes i know i can just replace hard drives, but this system is like 5-6 years old so it's overdue for replacement)
(yes i know i can just replace hard drives, but this system is like 5-6 years old so it's overdue for replacement)
how it feels to be an alter who fronted for 2 minutes just to take some pills after not really fronting for the entire surgical recovery period
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
how it feels to be an alter who fronted for 2 minutes just to take some pills after not really fronting for the entire surgical recovery period
分かってるよ
自分が1番分かってるんだよ
教えて人生の
これからの意味を -Y.
自分が1番分かってるんだよ
教えて人生の
これからの意味を -Y.
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
分かってるよ
自分が1番分かってるんだよ
教えて人生の
これからの意味を -Y.
自分が1番分かってるんだよ
教えて人生の
これからの意味を -Y.
Reposted by ✨Olivia Kaufman✨
We tried to place this story - very expensive polling, the first of its kind, strong quantitative data about what trans people feel about Britain: bluntly there is no better way to tell the story - with the BBC but it said it was "too weak".
But it will pick up any old piece of transhating garbage.
But it will pick up any old piece of transhating garbage.
In @yougov.co.uk polling of the trans community, to the best of our knowledge the first of its kind ever conducted, an astonishing 84% said Britain is “fairly unsafe” or “very unsafe” for trans people.
goodlaw.social/ncfw
goodlaw.social/ncfw
‘Abject terror’: survey shows 84% of trans people feel Britain is unsafe
YouGov poll reveals safety crisis for trans people in the UK
goodlaw.social
October 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
We tried to place this story - very expensive polling, the first of its kind, strong quantitative data about what trans people feel about Britain: bluntly there is no better way to tell the story - with the BBC but it said it was "too weak".
But it will pick up any old piece of transhating garbage.
But it will pick up any old piece of transhating garbage.
My physical therapist is unprepared for the amount of autism I am bringing to our sessions. I had WAY too much fun making this chart.
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My physical therapist is unprepared for the amount of autism I am bringing to our sessions. I had WAY too much fun making this chart.
My brain is so fucking cursed.
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My brain is so fucking cursed.
pov: what a trick-or-treat haul looks like when you're recovering from surgery
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
pov: what a trick-or-treat haul looks like when you're recovering from surgery
Getting a vagina cost me less than I paid for my GT-R.
October 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Getting a vagina cost me less than I paid for my GT-R.
i was so focused on making a gang of transwomen at the hospital that i forgot to steal hospital gowns for cosplay purposes.
FUCK.
FUCK.
October 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
i was so focused on making a gang of transwomen at the hospital that i forgot to steal hospital gowns for cosplay purposes.
FUCK.
FUCK.
Reposted by ✨Olivia Kaufman✨
> first female PM
*the monkey paw curls*
*the monkey paw curls*
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
> first female PM
*the monkey paw curls*
*the monkey paw curls*
*me finally being able to restart HRT post vaginoplasty*
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
*me finally being able to restart HRT post vaginoplasty*
i got a $20 insurance refund for my vaginoplasty.
if anyone's curious on the fair market value for a penis, this is it.
it's $20.
if anyone's curious on the fair market value for a penis, this is it.
it's $20.
October 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
i got a $20 insurance refund for my vaginoplasty.
if anyone's curious on the fair market value for a penis, this is it.
it's $20.
if anyone's curious on the fair market value for a penis, this is it.
it's $20.
ngl i'm gonna try this one on my physical therapist next week
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
ngl i'm gonna try this one on my physical therapist next week
Reposted by ✨Olivia Kaufman✨
ME: “No Kings!”
THEM: “Ha ha! We don’t HAVE kings, cuck!”
ME: “And I don’t have cancer. But I still get it checked every year.”
THEM: “Ha ha! We don’t HAVE kings, cuck!”
ME: “And I don’t have cancer. But I still get it checked every year.”
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 PM
ME: “No Kings!”
THEM: “Ha ha! We don’t HAVE kings, cuck!”
ME: “And I don’t have cancer. But I still get it checked every year.”
THEM: “Ha ha! We don’t HAVE kings, cuck!”
ME: “And I don’t have cancer. But I still get it checked every year.”
I just don't care enough to implement the missing mono calls to get the app to run in proton or running gpu passthrough to a VM.
I'll get it working if I really need to, but it's better to support a competitor's product that isn't mired in DRM bullshit.
I'll get it working if I really need to, but it's better to support a competitor's product that isn't mired in DRM bullshit.
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I just don't care enough to implement the missing mono calls to get the app to run in proton or running gpu passthrough to a VM.
I'll get it working if I really need to, but it's better to support a competitor's product that isn't mired in DRM bullshit.
I'll get it working if I really need to, but it's better to support a competitor's product that isn't mired in DRM bullshit.
Reposted by ✨Olivia Kaufman✨
Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
October 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Shoutout to whoever was like the news sucks, let’s spice it up by doing a jewel heist at the Louvre
Reposted by ✨Olivia Kaufman✨
When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
Vibe shift in the culture towards earnestness
October 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When you are pure of heart no amount of earnestness is Cringe. When you are a malevolent little freak no amount of sarcasm is enough to make you cool
fml, i walked to work to say hi to my coworkers and didn't realize it was a sunday x.x
October 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
fml, i walked to work to say hi to my coworkers and didn't realize it was a sunday x.x