✨Olivia Kaufman✨
@olivia.wtf
She/Her · 35/F/Chicago 🌆
🏳️⚧️ · Pan · Poly · 🐦 Furry · AuDHD · DID
Playing on Hard Mode™
💻📚✈️👩🏼✈️🏎️🎮🧩🧮⚕️
👩🏼💻 Mathemagical Software Witch
🔍 Working on Search @ Google · ex-Microsoft/LinkedIn
🔞 Minors DNI | Opinions my own
🏳️⚧️ · Pan · Poly · 🐦 Furry · AuDHD · DID
Playing on Hard Mode™
💻📚✈️👩🏼✈️🏎️🎮🧩🧮⚕️
👩🏼💻 Mathemagical Software Witch
🔍 Working on Search @ Google · ex-Microsoft/LinkedIn
🔞 Minors DNI | Opinions my own
Does ACAB apply to Mathnet? 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Does ACAB apply to Mathnet? 🤔
Playing Dispatch did indeed cause system drama anyway. Choose your own adventure games are hard!
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Playing Dispatch did indeed cause system drama anyway. Choose your own adventure games are hard!
Heading out to a costume party as Shego and I'm mad that I forgot to color my eyebrows for the wig.
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Heading out to a costume party as Shego and I'm mad that I forgot to color my eyebrows for the wig.
Truly not the alert I wanted to get this week when I'm away from home. Hopefully the data will hold on for a few more days until I can get it migrated to a bigger/better/newer zpool.
(yes i know i can just replace hard drives, but this system is like 5-6 years old so it's overdue for replacement)
(yes i know i can just replace hard drives, but this system is like 5-6 years old so it's overdue for replacement)
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Truly not the alert I wanted to get this week when I'm away from home. Hopefully the data will hold on for a few more days until I can get it migrated to a bigger/better/newer zpool.
(yes i know i can just replace hard drives, but this system is like 5-6 years old so it's overdue for replacement)
(yes i know i can just replace hard drives, but this system is like 5-6 years old so it's overdue for replacement)
how it feels to be an alter who fronted for 2 minutes just to take some pills after not really fronting for the entire surgical recovery period
October 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
how it feels to be an alter who fronted for 2 minutes just to take some pills after not really fronting for the entire surgical recovery period
how I imagine your "inner demons"
October 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
how I imagine your "inner demons"
My physical therapist is unprepared for the amount of autism I am bringing to our sessions. I had WAY too much fun making this chart.
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My physical therapist is unprepared for the amount of autism I am bringing to our sessions. I had WAY too much fun making this chart.
My brain is so fucking cursed.
October 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My brain is so fucking cursed.
pov: what a trick-or-treat haul looks like when you're recovering from surgery
October 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
pov: what a trick-or-treat haul looks like when you're recovering from surgery
Getting a vagina cost me less than I paid for my GT-R.
October 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Getting a vagina cost me less than I paid for my GT-R.
*me finally being able to restart HRT post vaginoplasty*
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
*me finally being able to restart HRT post vaginoplasty*
ngl i'm gonna try this one on my physical therapist next week
October 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
ngl i'm gonna try this one on my physical therapist next week
I just don't care enough to implement the missing mono calls to get the app to run in proton or running gpu passthrough to a VM.
I'll get it working if I really need to, but it's better to support a competitor's product that isn't mired in DRM bullshit.
I'll get it working if I really need to, but it's better to support a competitor's product that isn't mired in DRM bullshit.
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I just don't care enough to implement the missing mono calls to get the app to run in proton or running gpu passthrough to a VM.
I'll get it working if I really need to, but it's better to support a competitor's product that isn't mired in DRM bullshit.
I'll get it working if I really need to, but it's better to support a competitor's product that isn't mired in DRM bullshit.
as a lesbian, i absolutely do not want to solve a series of riddles and clues each more intricate than the last
October 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
as a lesbian, i absolutely do not want to solve a series of riddles and clues each more intricate than the last
Chat, I know I'm only 11 days post surgery, but I think I can go back to my office if they'll let me lounge like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Chat, I know I'm only 11 days post surgery, but I think I can go back to my office if they'll let me lounge like Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park.
Out of the hospital and in a comfy nest! :3
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Out of the hospital and in a comfy nest! :3
It's taken some real dedication to get my MAP down this far and while I'm not in the lead, I'm close to leading the unit.
October 13, 2025 at 9:51 AM
It's taken some real dedication to get my MAP down this far and while I'm not in the lead, I'm close to leading the unit.
The one nice thing about being at Rush in Chicago is getting to see the sunrise over the skyline. :3
October 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The one nice thing about being at Rush in Chicago is getting to see the sunrise over the skyline. :3
I've been told the operation went suuuuuper well. I'm in great spirits and I'm ahead of the curve in PT. Today I'll get my foam bikini off and I'll get to see the results for the first time!!!
October 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I've been told the operation went suuuuuper well. I'm in great spirits and I'm ahead of the curve in PT. Today I'll get my foam bikini off and I'll get to see the results for the first time!!!