✨Olivia Kaufman✨
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✨Olivia Kaufman✨
@olivia.wtf
She/Her · 35/F/Chicago 🌆
🏳️‍⚧️ · Pan · Poly · 🐦 Furry · AuDHD · DID
Playing on Hard Mode™

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👩🏼‍💻 Mathemagical Software Witch
🔍 Working on Search @ Google · ex-Microsoft/LinkedIn

🔞 Minors DNI | Opinions my own
"If you're faking it, why not stop?"

^ This line puts me in my place every fucking time I have thoughts like these.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I should preface this by saying:
1) I do think that Max Verstappen is absolutely WC material. He's a great driver.
2) I do think Lewis got robbed in 2021.
3) I like Lando a lot. I liked him back when it wasn't clear he would ever win a race in F1. So I'm very excited for him.
4) I'm very feral rn.
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
November 24, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Verstappen can't keep getting away with this ;_;
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
obviously now that i have a pussy, i'm running out of reasons to procrastinate this.

luckily i have the perspicacity to keep these mental gymnastics going on for quite awhile longer.
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
mood.

Coworker: "Where is the documentation for this feature you wrote?"
Me: "The documentation follows from the code _by inspection_. :D"
Coworker: *long sigh* "...goddammit, Olivia."
October 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
はぁ!? こっちは書類作業めっちゃ好きなんだわ。AIに横取りされたくないんだけど。
October 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
hmmmm, idk about this. i think there's a ton of overlap in experience, and many people find it helpful to find & function in a community. obviously, ymmv, but this projects a lot of terminally-online antisocial vibes that aren't as present irl.
(just my experience)
October 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
that sign won't stop me because i can't read
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
how I imagine your "inner demons"
October 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM