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fagioli
@oldbae.bsky.social
Bobby Hill’s spiritual successor. Interests include words and pictures. My love language is long format video essays.
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It's fucked up that the new generation of Furries have to get converted by copaganda instead of a slick ass criminal.
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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everything’s b̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶ worse in Texas
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Don’t buy Starbucks coffee. Don’t buy Windmill Mushrooms. Solidarity forever! #NoContractNoCoffee

No compres café de Starbucks. No compres hongos de Windmill Mushrooms. ¡Solidaridad para siempre!
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I’ll believe Epstein files are really being released when we see a bunch of private jet flight paths to non extradition countries
November 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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ahh yes, another morning… fuck
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Is gymrat a type of furry or what
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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if everyone could gather around, we have a quick announcement:
July 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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starting a mood board for "cat adjusting to first day in new apartment"
May 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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i want to be fun and chill and chatty but unfortunately dms, group chats, and discord give me the anxiety of someone being chased by a grizzly bear holding a gun
May 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Here is a manatee, also known as the "sea cow"
And this is a penguin, aka the "sea cow"
And this is a dolphin, aka "the sea cow"
No, I don't work here
April 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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In a parallel universe, there's a band called I Can't Believe They're Not Giants, and a spread called It Might Be Butter.
January 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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pack i HAVE to get my brain fixed what is wrong with me
April 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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you'll never be rid of him
April 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Omelas kid: "It's a living!"
I could be the omelas child no problem
April 6, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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they don’t know what a tariff is
April 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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"GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE" I yell as I bludgeon you to death with a baby
March 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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they should invent problems that go away if you ignore them long enough
April 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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I'm like Malfoy but I'm all "wait til my 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘵 hears about this"
March 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Me: “I feel so anxious and insecure this week. Everything’s so overwhelming and im also a terrible person actually.”

*checks period tracker*

Oh nvm lmao
March 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM