laina 𓆣
@laina.bsky.social
she/they 𓆜 Chicago 𓆜 proudly bad at all my hobbies
6am watching dog adoption videos crying on the bus to work
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 PM
6am watching dog adoption videos crying on the bus to work
today I learned that there’s an entire sub genre of hockey themed romance books. i didn’t know hockey was real and also sex related
November 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
today I learned that there’s an entire sub genre of hockey themed romance books. i didn’t know hockey was real and also sex related
this is how I found out I had a summons letter waiting for me at home
the most beautiful woman in the World has just received Jury Duty
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
this is how I found out I had a summons letter waiting for me at home
braless at the Marianos and I’m making it everyone’s problem
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
braless at the Marianos and I’m making it everyone’s problem
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“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
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leave me alone!!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
leave me alone!!!!!! oh my god!!!!!!!!
i’ve had a head cold since Sunday and the sinus pressure in my head is so bad I need someone to pop my skull like a grape
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
i’ve had a head cold since Sunday and the sinus pressure in my head is so bad I need someone to pop my skull like a grape
baked oatmeal in the oven. veggie scraps simmering on the stove for broth. brewing another pot of coffee. i love a stay home sunday
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
baked oatmeal in the oven. veggie scraps simmering on the stove for broth. brewing another pot of coffee. i love a stay home sunday
introducing the hit new band of the season Panic! Attack At The Grocery Store
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
introducing the hit new band of the season Panic! Attack At The Grocery Store
I’m exactly just drunk enough for this
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m exactly just drunk enough for this
the shimmery shirt as THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA and the red bag for the apple on the book cover and lip tint to mimic a blood stain ok ok ok do u see my vision
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the shimmery shirt as THIS IS THE SKIN OF A KILLER, BELLA and the red bag for the apple on the book cover and lip tint to mimic a blood stain ok ok ok do u see my vision
i’m seeing Twilight in concert tonight and i’m about to be sooooo annoying about it
November 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i’m seeing Twilight in concert tonight and i’m about to be sooooo annoying about it
more sidewalk flowers from my man Jorge
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
more sidewalk flowers from my man Jorge
real ones acknowledge the veggie delight supremacy
a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
real ones acknowledge the veggie delight supremacy
i’m being told i’m allowed to feel happiness and whimsy despite the horrors. can anyone please confirm if this is true
November 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i’m being told i’m allowed to feel happiness and whimsy despite the horrors. can anyone please confirm if this is true
my job is making me so miserable and desperate that i’ve been thinking about getting my CDL (i don’t own a car or drive)
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
my job is making me so miserable and desperate that i’ve been thinking about getting my CDL (i don’t own a car or drive)
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Our household has officially entered chili season. Just wanted to keep you all abreast of this situation as it develops
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Our household has officially entered chili season. Just wanted to keep you all abreast of this situation as it develops
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this is what being online is like for me
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
this is what being online is like for me
i had such a bad day yesterday that i just raw dogged the train home - no music, no book, no scrolling. just sat quietly with my hands in my lap
November 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
i had such a bad day yesterday that i just raw dogged the train home - no music, no book, no scrolling. just sat quietly with my hands in my lap
danced my lil heart out
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
danced my lil heart out
favorite costume of the night was this kid dressed as an organic nutritional shake (?)
November 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
favorite costume of the night was this kid dressed as an organic nutritional shake (?)