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one of my lesser known hobbies is judging the buttons on dual flush mode toilets and how much the design requires that I guess which button does what
this particular button has a barely perceptible asymmetry so I suspect the right button causes more water to be used
this particular button has a barely perceptible asymmetry so I suspect the right button causes more water to be used
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
one of my lesser known hobbies is judging the buttons on dual flush mode toilets and how much the design requires that I guess which button does what
this particular button has a barely perceptible asymmetry so I suspect the right button causes more water to be used
this particular button has a barely perceptible asymmetry so I suspect the right button causes more water to be used
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bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
bengals and bears was like watching two absolutely hammered dudes with beer guts swinging wildly at each other with their eyes closed outside a bar at closing time
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Still waiting for an explanation as to why @footyscran.bsky.social didn’t except this well taken photo from the Dutch 3rd division. My heart has yet to be healed.
July 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Still waiting for an explanation as to why @footyscran.bsky.social didn’t except this well taken photo from the Dutch 3rd division. My heart has yet to be healed.
When eating with tortilla chips, I like the shitty, store bought salsa out of the jar more than 99% of the homemade stuff I've tried. I'm a solid home cook and like to make stuff from scratch, but gimme some Mrs. Renfros or Pace Picante and I'm fine.
I eat the sushi-side pickled ginger right out of the jar.
I always put some Tajin on the sour cream spoon and eat it while cleaning up from burrito night.
I think most “high end steak” culture is severely overrated.
I always put some Tajin on the sour cream spoon and eat it while cleaning up from burrito night.
I think most “high end steak” culture is severely overrated.
BlueSky: tell me your food crimes
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
for example, I eat string cheese by just biting right into the stick
July 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
When eating with tortilla chips, I like the shitty, store bought salsa out of the jar more than 99% of the homemade stuff I've tried. I'm a solid home cook and like to make stuff from scratch, but gimme some Mrs. Renfros or Pace Picante and I'm fine.
In honor of the horrific food poisoning I'm battling ATM. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/track/43p3LG...
open.spotify.com/track/43p3LG...
The Worst Show I've Ever Done
Patton Oswalt · Talking for Clapping · Song · 2017
open.spotify.com
April 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
In honor of the horrific food poisoning I'm battling ATM. @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/track/43p3LG...
open.spotify.com/track/43p3LG...
Always a red ring underneath.
Always.
Always.
This product is so good that you don’t even mind when it leaks all over your refrigerator because it fell on its side and somehow manages to do it every single time you buy it. That’s just the bargain you make with this stern old woman
April 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Always a red ring underneath.
Always.
Always.
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You ever get so irritated you suddenly take off your watch
April 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
You ever get so irritated you suddenly take off your watch
I’m digging this “how many pushups can you do?” as a standard for how qualified someone is to hold extremely powerful positions in our government.
Bureaucracy, famously not important in war
February 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I’m digging this “how many pushups can you do?” as a standard for how qualified someone is to hold extremely powerful positions in our government.
Every day I wake up, still contemplating how @markhamillofficial.bsky.social , Luke freaking Skywalker, is the same age as my dad.
February 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Every day I wake up, still contemplating how @markhamillofficial.bsky.social , Luke freaking Skywalker, is the same age as my dad.
I just thumbs downed Johnny Cash's "Hurt" on YouTube.
January 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I just thumbs downed Johnny Cash's "Hurt" on YouTube.
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Congrats Trump voters.
You elected a serial sexual predator who brags about grabbing women by the pussy & surrounds himself with rapists, sex traffickers & pedophiles, but at least you’re “protecting” your daughter from the nonexistent trans boy on her middle school basketball team.
You elected a serial sexual predator who brags about grabbing women by the pussy & surrounds himself with rapists, sex traffickers & pedophiles, but at least you’re “protecting” your daughter from the nonexistent trans boy on her middle school basketball team.
December 23, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Congrats Trump voters.
You elected a serial sexual predator who brags about grabbing women by the pussy & surrounds himself with rapists, sex traffickers & pedophiles, but at least you’re “protecting” your daughter from the nonexistent trans boy on her middle school basketball team.
You elected a serial sexual predator who brags about grabbing women by the pussy & surrounds himself with rapists, sex traffickers & pedophiles, but at least you’re “protecting” your daughter from the nonexistent trans boy on her middle school basketball team.
GEoRge SoRoS!!!!!!!!!
Republican elected officials are going to rue the day they got into bed with him. Enjoy!
December 20, 2024 at 1:34 AM
GEoRge SoRoS!!!!!!!!!
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Bluesky is so much better than Twitter, a Russian bot just DM'd me "You're gonna burn in hell you liberal pussy" and they spelled "you're" correctly!
November 18, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Bluesky is so much better than Twitter, a Russian bot just DM'd me "You're gonna burn in hell you liberal pussy" and they spelled "you're" correctly!