Jacob Hagen
@ol-stinky.bsky.social
embedded software engineer, Warhammer Guy™️ former MtG tryhard he/him I play a bit of dota2.
Currently oscillating between stan rogers and charli xcx
Currently oscillating between stan rogers and charli xcx
It's so bullshit the bank doesn't send me a --mortgage paid-- message in the style of elden ring boss defeated every month
December 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
It's so bullshit the bank doesn't send me a --mortgage paid-- message in the style of elden ring boss defeated every month
Being a nerd used to mean something
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Being a nerd used to mean something
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jokes on you - i was already gonna push a rock up a hill forever
March 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
jokes on you - i was already gonna push a rock up a hill forever
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merkle search tree? sounds fun, I hope merkle find tree
October 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
merkle search tree? sounds fun, I hope merkle find tree
Gamehole con / cubecon was sick as usual
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Gamehole con / cubecon was sick as usual
13 year old me was convinced this was the sexiest, most romantic love song ever written
youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE?...
youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE?...
Crazy Town - Butterfly (Official Video)
YouTube video by CrazyTownVEVO
youtu.be
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
13 year old me was convinced this was the sexiest, most romantic love song ever written
youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE?...
youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE?...
It's been pretty great going back and forth between sea shanties/Irish folk music and dance/electronic lately
It is september afterall
It is september afterall
September 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's been pretty great going back and forth between sea shanties/Irish folk music and dance/electronic lately
It is september afterall
It is september afterall
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if the band comes out with these, you're gonna die in the mosh pit
July 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
if the band comes out with these, you're gonna die in the mosh pit
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If dudes are lonely, here are some suggestions:
—Go to the comic shop
—Start a feminist book club
—Start a club where you all attend free lectures at local universities and then go to the diner and talk about them
—Throw more parties
—Join a maker space
—Build a rocket
—Shove fascists in the rocke
—Go to the comic shop
—Start a feminist book club
—Start a club where you all attend free lectures at local universities and then go to the diner and talk about them
—Throw more parties
—Join a maker space
—Build a rocket
—Shove fascists in the rocke
August 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If dudes are lonely, here are some suggestions:
—Go to the comic shop
—Start a feminist book club
—Start a club where you all attend free lectures at local universities and then go to the diner and talk about them
—Throw more parties
—Join a maker space
—Build a rocket
—Shove fascists in the rocke
—Go to the comic shop
—Start a feminist book club
—Start a club where you all attend free lectures at local universities and then go to the diner and talk about them
—Throw more parties
—Join a maker space
—Build a rocket
—Shove fascists in the rocke
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Just making this easier for everyone to find
I Wanna Be at the RNC
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
youtube.com
July 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Just making this easier for everyone to find
As a former guard member, yes. This, exactly, the guard are much more amenable
(not to say active soldiers are not also amenable btw!)
(not to say active soldiers are not also amenable btw!)
DO NOT ATTACK GUARD MEMBERS. They are persuadable. Get the most attractive articulate coolest folks you have up there chatting with them. Get ‘em turned around and pointed at the ICEholes. This happens in all SUCCESSFUL anti-fascist actions.
June 8, 2025 at 9:48 AM
As a former guard member, yes. This, exactly, the guard are much more amenable
(not to say active soldiers are not also amenable btw!)
(not to say active soldiers are not also amenable btw!)
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joe rogan is essentially a lesser big lenny. he's got the palumboism and bizarre worldview but almost certainly could not tank a taser shot 1900hotdog.com/2025/03/hunk...
Hunk Week: Big Lenny🌭 - 1-900-HOTDOG
Cursed artifacts from the wrong dimension every weekday.
https://1900hotdog.com/2025/03/hunk-week-big-lenny🌭/
June 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
joe rogan is essentially a lesser big lenny. he's got the palumboism and bizarre worldview but almost certainly could not tank a taser shot 1900hotdog.com/2025/03/hunk...
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but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine
May 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine
If you're not consulting the onlinecrystallball dot com for every significant life decision, get your life together. Do better
April 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you're not consulting the onlinecrystallball dot com for every significant life decision, get your life together. Do better
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Mamgic the Gamthering
April 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Mamgic the Gamthering
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the discord server icon list should do the macos tray thing where they enlarge as you mouseover
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the discord server icon list should do the macos tray thing where they enlarge as you mouseover
You know you made it when you can afford to donate money to the university that charged you 10s of thousands of dollars
March 10, 2025 at 10:24 PM
You know you made it when you can afford to donate money to the university that charged you 10s of thousands of dollars
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February 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM