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Jordan
@ohjeezitsjordan.bsky.social
I’m a blossoming debutante on a warpath.

Polyam, queer, hobbyist photo nerd

Insufferably Chicagoan | he/him
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I love when work headshots come out cute
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Good morning Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate
April 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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being a game dev is knowing sometimes 10/10 is too much but 11/10 is just right
April 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Chicago: Why have hills when you can have the wind blowing in your face everywhere you go making it FEEL like you’re going uphill?
February 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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These post-it notes are not saving me
February 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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The electoral college is just DEI red states.
February 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I Sat Weird for an Hour and Now I Need Physical Therapy: A Memoir
February 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I love when work headshots come out cute
January 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday
January 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Just two bros cuddling
January 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I finally got onto ADHD medication last week, and I can just do things now? Like, I don’t have to spend hours trying to get the energy to do a single task?

Is this how normal folks have been doing it the whole time??
a cartoon character with blonde hair is making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon character with blonde hair is making a funny face
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Me listening to Maggie Rogers
January 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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when there's a cat:
January 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
ConcernedApe did NOT have to go that hard on the Stardew Valley music
January 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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tried to make a joke about the ship of theseus but the setup and punchline kept changing
Tried to make a joke about the Minotaur but it was bullshit
tried to make a joke about Aphrodite, but I had to come out of my shell
January 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s been single digits or lower for the last few days. Ready to go back to PV with @italy55115500.bsky.social
January 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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January 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Me, on a daily basis chasing that train of thought as it departs the station.
January 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Have a jumbo shramp in these trying times
January 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Trans rights forever the end.
January 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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anyone seen the Von Trapp Family Singers? They were supposed to perform at the inaugural ball tonight, but they haven't shown up. weird.
January 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Personally I’d like to stop seeing pictures of the richest man in the world doing a sieg heil at the U.S. presidential inauguration.
January 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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if you need a sign to be gayer today, this is that sign
January 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM