will q zoidberg
@willraisesfunds.bsky.social
could I get two hotdogs and a frozen margarita?
nyc | 🏳️🌈 | he/him
nyc | 🏳️🌈 | he/him
Pinned
you can’t tell but I’m wearing my Harris-Walz hat
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
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Begging you losers to just goon with your bros like regular people
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Begging you losers to just goon with your bros like regular people
now why exactly are 4K players like $300
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
now why exactly are 4K players like $300
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Boyfriend is playing Mass Effect 2 for the first time, and is exploring every planet in every cluster but will not speak to a single squad member
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Boyfriend is playing Mass Effect 2 for the first time, and is exploring every planet in every cluster but will not speak to a single squad member
save me “posting thirst traps online”
“posting thirst traps online” save me
“posting thirst traps online” save me
September 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
save me “posting thirst traps online”
“posting thirst traps online” save me
“posting thirst traps online” save me
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Sad today, horny tomorrow
September 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sad today, horny tomorrow
yoo hoo boys
September 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
yoo hoo boys
this is a very cunty move, actually
wearing boxers to the underwear party cuz I’m shy
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
this is a very cunty move, actually
insane run this weekend
September 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
insane run this weekend
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swipe right for the silly one (cc: @tylermead.bsky.social)
September 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
swipe right for the silly one (cc: @tylermead.bsky.social)
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It's so crazy how being full of hate and bad political beliefs makes you ugly
September 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It's so crazy how being full of hate and bad political beliefs makes you ugly
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LAWRENCE OF ARABIA answers the question: what if instead of Fire Island popular gay men went to war
August 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
LAWRENCE OF ARABIA answers the question: what if instead of Fire Island popular gay men went to war
feels so fucking good to be back at the gym after being sick for a week
August 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
feels so fucking good to be back at the gym after being sick for a week
how it feels to be sick on the penultimate weekend of summer
August 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
how it feels to be sick on the penultimate weekend of summer
hell of a week
August 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
hell of a week
nvidia killed the radio star
August 19, 2025 at 5:29 PM
nvidia killed the radio star
drop acid, not bombs
August 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
drop acid, not bombs
saturday [afternoon] movie club: beau travail (1999)
August 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
saturday [afternoon] movie club: beau travail (1999)
this season of project runway is bringing the DRAMA
August 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
this season of project runway is bringing the DRAMA