will q zoidberg
@willraisesfunds.bsky.social
could I get two hotdogs and a frozen margarita?
nyc | 🏳️🌈 | he/him
nyc | 🏳️🌈 | he/him
Pinned
you can’t tell but I’m wearing my Harris-Walz hat
hit the gym with the big man himself (@ptklein.com)
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 PM
hit the gym with the big man himself (@ptklein.com)
top 16 new releases (ranked) and top 16 first watches (unranked) :)
December 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
top 16 new releases (ranked) and top 16 first watches (unranked) :)
birthday outfit vs birthday suit :)
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
birthday outfit vs birthday suit :)
hey hey I’m 31 now!
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
hey hey I’m 31 now!
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‘Marty Supreme’ is easily one of the best films of the year btw just absolutely electrifying from start to finish
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
‘Marty Supreme’ is easily one of the best films of the year btw just absolutely electrifying from start to finish
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![A silent film intertitle edited to read, “I wish I had a [margarita]!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:six47dus7fdnxv35ka75fizz/bafkreih3qtgo33vnn4rydq63xa6iyloavstk73b7ngl5aml6iozomjns3y@jpeg)
might need some new jocks soon
December 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
might need some new jocks soon
to me, Christian Bale is like if Julianne Moore was a man
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
to me, Christian Bale is like if Julianne Moore was a man
gonna start posting here again (for real this time)
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
gonna start posting here again (for real this time)
chief development officer at the big boy club
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
chief development officer at the big boy club
bulking season
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
bulking season
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The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
October 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.
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Begging you losers to just goon with your bros like regular people
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
buff.ly
October 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Begging you losers to just goon with your bros like regular people
now why exactly are 4K players like $300
October 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
now why exactly are 4K players like $300
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Boyfriend is playing Mass Effect 2 for the first time, and is exploring every planet in every cluster but will not speak to a single squad member
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Boyfriend is playing Mass Effect 2 for the first time, and is exploring every planet in every cluster but will not speak to a single squad member
save me “posting thirst traps online”
“posting thirst traps online” save me
“posting thirst traps online” save me
September 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
save me “posting thirst traps online”
“posting thirst traps online” save me
“posting thirst traps online” save me
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Sad today, horny tomorrow
September 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sad today, horny tomorrow
yoo hoo boys
September 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
yoo hoo boys
this is a very cunty move, actually
wearing boxers to the underwear party cuz I’m shy
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
this is a very cunty move, actually
insane run this weekend
September 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
insane run this weekend
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