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Do what now?
𝔟𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔫𝔲𝔪𝔢𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔰
Do what now?
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“I have two modes: sincere, and pretending to be a made up person. And that's it.”
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Words to aspire to
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social
Words to aspire to
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“Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army You know what I mean?.” - D&D NPC from five years ago probably lives in my head more than any other live play moment.
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
“Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army You know what I mean?.” - D&D NPC from five years ago probably lives in my head more than any other live play moment.
Take your meds and drink some water, ya dumb punk!
December 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Take your meds and drink some water, ya dumb punk!
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Honestly nice to to see I'm not the only one contending with this
December 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Honestly nice to to see I'm not the only one contending with this
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donald trump insulting a tragically murdered beloved director, starting an aggressive and illegal war in venezuela for no reason, then the epstein files hopefully finally releasing this friday is a generational run of potential worst possible week for any president in awhile
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
donald trump insulting a tragically murdered beloved director, starting an aggressive and illegal war in venezuela for no reason, then the epstein files hopefully finally releasing this friday is a generational run of potential worst possible week for any president in awhile
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Happy Hanukkah for all of us at NSF, may the LOX last for many launches this year
🎥Jasmin Moghbeli/Instagram
🎥Jasmin Moghbeli/Instagram
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Happy Hanukkah for all of us at NSF, may the LOX last for many launches this year
🎥Jasmin Moghbeli/Instagram
🎥Jasmin Moghbeli/Instagram
Someone please make a #StarTrek story where the natural shifting and rotation of the galaxy causes a system to shift from alpha quadrant to beta quadrant or some shit, and this sets off a whole chain reaction of aliens with weird foreheads and cool jewelry being butthurt about 100 year old treaties
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Someone please make a #StarTrek story where the natural shifting and rotation of the galaxy causes a system to shift from alpha quadrant to beta quadrant or some shit, and this sets off a whole chain reaction of aliens with weird foreheads and cool jewelry being butthurt about 100 year old treaties
I need a French person to teach me how to pronounce sommelier, so I can ignore them.
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December 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I need a French person to teach me how to pronounce sommelier, so I can ignore them.
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Prepare for this person to have a deeply incoherent ideology and social media presence that gives ammo to the admin to claim they’re a “radical anarchist with left leanings” when it’s mostly right wing libertarian MAGA nonsense.
BREAKING: The FBI makes an arrest in the investigation into pipe bombs placed in D.C. on the eve of the Jan. 6 riot, an AP source says.
FBI makes arrest in investigation into pipe bombs placed in DC on eve of Jan. 6 riot, AP source says
The FBI has made an arrest in its nearly 5-year-old investigation into who placed pipe bombs in Washington before the Jan. 6, 2021, riot at the U.S. Capitol.
bit.ly
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Prepare for this person to have a deeply incoherent ideology and social media presence that gives ammo to the admin to claim they’re a “radical anarchist with left leanings” when it’s mostly right wing libertarian MAGA nonsense.
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I saw a teen wearing a GIR hoodie, the children are being taught the old ways.
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I saw a teen wearing a GIR hoodie, the children are being taught the old ways.
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Asking average Millennial if they've seen a TV show other than Avatar the Last Airbender and they respond "what? You mean like Legend of Korra?"
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Asking average Millennial if they've seen a TV show other than Avatar the Last Airbender and they respond "what? You mean like Legend of Korra?"
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The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
Queens men meet — Queens Daily Eagle
The first man from Queens to be elected president and the first Queens resident to be elected mayor of New York City met for the first time in the Oval Office on Friday.
queenseagle.com
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Queens Daily Eagle remains undefeated.
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i think the argument the cavers should’ve made/should make is “i couldn’t let people starve - we made a run thinking they would fold on aca, but trump really is that psychotic”
that’s an argument i think people could respect, but the won’t even make it
that’s an argument i think people could respect, but the won’t even make it
like this is basically it, the melts melted under pressure
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i think the argument the cavers should’ve made/should make is “i couldn’t let people starve - we made a run thinking they would fold on aca, but trump really is that psychotic”
that’s an argument i think people could respect, but the won’t even make it
that’s an argument i think people could respect, but the won’t even make it
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I see a lot of folks saying this will hurt Dems in the midterms and frankly I’m not sure that’s true - if anything, it shows the depth to which people are angry and engaged and wanting to fight these assholes
but it does substantially increase the chance they will be voting for different Democrats
but it does substantially increase the chance they will be voting for different Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I see a lot of folks saying this will hurt Dems in the midterms and frankly I’m not sure that’s true - if anything, it shows the depth to which people are angry and engaged and wanting to fight these assholes
but it does substantially increase the chance they will be voting for different Democrats
but it does substantially increase the chance they will be voting for different Democrats
🐸 & 🦂 - ass bullshit, I swear
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
🐸 & 🦂 - ass bullshit, I swear
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If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
HELLDIVERS 2 is a modern masterpiece of satire and that extends to the game design, and community as well.
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
HELLDIVERS 2 is a modern masterpiece of satire and that extends to the game design, and community as well.
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This. Nobody is actually confused by the idea that “aunt” and “uncle” are routinely colloquially used to refer to people other than a parent’s siblings. Anyone pretending not to understand this is bullshitting you.
Sorry I refuse to entertain the complete non-existent world where white people don’t know that countless cultures, including some of their own but certainly diasporic racialized ones, call their mom’s cousin’s friend’s sister they grew up with “cousin” and call close women elders “aunt/auntie”
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This. Nobody is actually confused by the idea that “aunt” and “uncle” are routinely colloquially used to refer to people other than a parent’s siblings. Anyone pretending not to understand this is bullshitting you.
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*Image: Illustration of Uncle Sam pointing directly at the viewer.*
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The universe loves proving me wrong doesn’t it…
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I’m FROM New York and there is no reason anyone outside of the northeast USA should EVER have to hear about NYC politics.
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The universe loves proving me wrong doesn’t it…
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Pardon me, just gotta check into my nursing home
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Pardon me, just gotta check into my nursing home
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One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.