@ohdonpiano.bsky.social
Pleased to introduce you to The 1985 Chicago Bears
January 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Pleased to introduce you to The 1985 Chicago Bears
She’s trying her best
January 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
She’s trying her best
Sweetie I need you to do the Yamaha meme okay? Poppy needs to go viral to pay his bookie
December 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Sweetie I need you to do the Yamaha meme okay? Poppy needs to go viral to pay his bookie
Every day is a little better.
December 15, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Every day is a little better.
New baby new baby new baby, she still needs a name but she is so relaxed and playful and just made herself right at home as soon as she got out of the carrier
December 11, 2024 at 9:34 PM
New baby new baby new baby, she still needs a name but she is so relaxed and playful and just made herself right at home as soon as she got out of the carrier
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Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
Neuropathy is the name for the hot needle-y pain in my feet and in my hands most of the time
December 3, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Neuropathy is the name for the hot needle-y pain in my feet and in my hands most of the time
Mad because we made too much noise getting ready for work and it interrupted his nap
December 1, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Mad because we made too much noise getting ready for work and it interrupted his nap
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In preparation for our upcoming DND session where we have to defend our friend in court I wrote five pre-trial motions to file
November 26, 2024 at 9:12 PM
In preparation for our upcoming DND session where we have to defend our friend in court I wrote five pre-trial motions to file
Posting these so I have a benchmark of what im taking right now, November of 2024
November 26, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Posting these so I have a benchmark of what im taking right now, November of 2024
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As a child the dentist is trying to fix your bite and stuff, change you fundamentally. As an adult the dentist is like a post apocalyptic mechanic, "a couple quick layers of Benseatic steel on those bullet holes and you'll be shooting sand pirates again in no time!", sounds good Doc.
November 26, 2024 at 12:45 PM
As a child the dentist is trying to fix your bite and stuff, change you fundamentally. As an adult the dentist is like a post apocalyptic mechanic, "a couple quick layers of Benseatic steel on those bullet holes and you'll be shooting sand pirates again in no time!", sounds good Doc.
Was explaining to someone at work that I can holler so loud across the warehouse because when I had a post break-up crisis where I spent some time learning to pro-wrestle and I looked up lots of tips on breathing from broadway singers and now I’m back in my Patti lupone phase
November 20, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Was explaining to someone at work that I can holler so loud across the warehouse because when I had a post break-up crisis where I spent some time learning to pro-wrestle and I looked up lots of tips on breathing from broadway singers and now I’m back in my Patti lupone phase
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if i was working for a known creep and he didn't pay me for retrieving some mystical artifact i would absolutely not say "what about my reward" i'd just cut my losses and go
November 19, 2024 at 3:47 AM
if i was working for a known creep and he didn't pay me for retrieving some mystical artifact i would absolutely not say "what about my reward" i'd just cut my losses and go
At a phase of my life where it is important that every can tell at a glance that I am Nasty
November 18, 2024 at 11:33 PM
At a phase of my life where it is important that every can tell at a glance that I am Nasty
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you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice
November 16, 2024 at 6:25 AM
you deserve jail for this but it also convinced me this place has the juice
Behold: Jeffrey
November 14, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Behold: Jeffrey
Gonna try and actually post on here instead of lurking and staring, good luck idiot brain
November 13, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Gonna try and actually post on here instead of lurking and staring, good luck idiot brain
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[johnny cash voice] you can have it all , my empire of dirt. i will make you cum, i will make you squirt
November 13, 2024 at 2:24 PM
[johnny cash voice] you can have it all , my empire of dirt. i will make you cum, i will make you squirt
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the bobby jindal "volcano monitoring" denigration from feb 2009, followed by the Eyjafjallajökull eruption in 2010, is still my all-time favorite of these. Yeah let's not monitor the mountain full of lava, probably nothing dangerous in there
November 13, 2024 at 3:15 PM
the bobby jindal "volcano monitoring" denigration from feb 2009, followed by the Eyjafjallajökull eruption in 2010, is still my all-time favorite of these. Yeah let's not monitor the mountain full of lava, probably nothing dangerous in there
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Emerson, Lake & Oates will attempt a hostage swap with Hall & Palmer
September 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Emerson, Lake & Oates will attempt a hostage swap with Hall & Palmer
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these were both responses to the same comment but I'm choosing to read them as the funniest "classist much?" one-up I've ever seen
April 8, 2024 at 4:47 PM
these were both responses to the same comment but I'm choosing to read them as the funniest "classist much?" one-up I've ever seen
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