The Official Migraine-Afflicted Cybertruck
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i'm just a non-bulletproof boi
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
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Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
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love this comment
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
love this comment
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body doesn't like eating nothing, body doesn't like eating half a large pizza all at once... what do you want from me
January 8, 2026 at 9:38 AM
body doesn't like eating nothing, body doesn't like eating half a large pizza all at once... what do you want from me
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Tesla took too long to file the trademark application for the "Cybercab." Now it could lose the name to a faster pen.
The Tesla Cybercab Just Got Smacked Down By The Feds—And Not How You'd Expect
Another company beat Tesla to filing for the Cybercab trademark. Now the USPTO has suspended Tesla's application for the name until further notice.
insideevs.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Tesla took too long to file the trademark application for the "Cybercab." Now it could lose the name to a faster pen.
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Look up X on the App Store, scroll down to Report a Problem and fill out the form with this information.
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Look up X on the App Store, scroll down to Report a Problem and fill out the form with this information.
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People have started reposting this again and it’s fine, it’s fine for today
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
People have started reposting this again and it’s fine, it’s fine for today
it's only 7 days into 2026
January 8, 2026 at 3:28 AM
it's only 7 days into 2026
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Tesla’s full 2025 data from Europe is in, and it is a total bloodbath
According to registration data compiled from major European markets, Tesla saw its total volume drop from roughly 326,000 units in 2024 to just over 235,000 in 2025. That is a staggering 27.8% year-over-year decline.
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According to registration data compiled from major European markets, Tesla saw its total volume drop from roughly 326,000 units in 2024 to just over 235,000 in 2025. That is a staggering 27.8% year-over-year decline.
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Tesla's full 2025 data from Europe is in, and it is a total bloodbath
The data is in for Tesla’s full year 2025 in Europe, and frankly, it’s a bloodbath across most major markets....
electrek.co
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Tesla’s full 2025 data from Europe is in, and it is a total bloodbath
According to registration data compiled from major European markets, Tesla saw its total volume drop from roughly 326,000 units in 2024 to just over 235,000 in 2025. That is a staggering 27.8% year-over-year decline.
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According to registration data compiled from major European markets, Tesla saw its total volume drop from roughly 326,000 units in 2024 to just over 235,000 in 2025. That is a staggering 27.8% year-over-year decline.
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ICE needs to have their power checked. When a federal agency operates without real oversight, ANYONE can be next. This could happen to any family, any driver, any neighborhood. An agency that apparently answers to no one is dangerous. ICE must be condemned and restrained—NOW!
January 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
ICE needs to have their power checked. When a federal agency operates without real oversight, ANYONE can be next. This could happen to any family, any driver, any neighborhood. An agency that apparently answers to no one is dangerous. ICE must be condemned and restrained—NOW!
financial aid offices have a sense of humor bc their automated voice thing says you have to wait more than an hour and then plays the most anxiety-inducing piano music known to humanity for the entire time. meanwhile there's like twenty people waiting on the line losing our minds
a cartoon of bugs bunny playing a piano with the words cartoon network on the bottom
Alt: a cartoon of bugs bunny frantically playing a piano that moves to the side like a typewriter
media.tenor.com
January 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
financial aid offices have a sense of humor bc their automated voice thing says you have to wait more than an hour and then plays the most anxiety-inducing piano music known to humanity for the entire time. meanwhile there's like twenty people waiting on the line losing our minds
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It is, for now anyway, possible to set google to not display any AI results on various platforms.
But, of course, it would require the district IT, or maybe the school’s IT depending on local legislation wording, to push this to all chromebooks and take steps to prevent users from reverting it.
But, of course, it would require the district IT, or maybe the school’s IT depending on local legislation wording, to push this to all chromebooks and take steps to prevent users from reverting it.
How to Turn Off Google AI Overview and Set "Web" as Default
tenbluelinks.org
January 6, 2026 at 4:42 PM
It is, for now anyway, possible to set google to not display any AI results on various platforms.
But, of course, it would require the district IT, or maybe the school’s IT depending on local legislation wording, to push this to all chromebooks and take steps to prevent users from reverting it.
But, of course, it would require the district IT, or maybe the school’s IT depending on local legislation wording, to push this to all chromebooks and take steps to prevent users from reverting it.
coincidentally i got tubi today and it's annoying but it's free so i'll keep it
they should invent a bluesky with tubi built into it
January 7, 2026 at 9:09 AM
coincidentally i got tubi today and it's annoying but it's free so i'll keep it
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✨ The 'sparkle.blue' family keeps growing!
Say hi to @off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue and their new custom handle ✨
Join us at https://vanity.blue
#bluesky
Say hi to @off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue and their new custom handle ✨
Join us at https://vanity.blue
#bluesky
January 7, 2026 at 7:42 AM
✨ The 'sparkle.blue' family keeps growing!
Say hi to @off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue and their new custom handle ✨
Join us at https://vanity.blue
#bluesky
Say hi to @off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue and their new custom handle ✨
Join us at https://vanity.blue
#bluesky
i actually got that one right but didn't have the evidence at the time lol
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 7th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 7 minutes
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I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 7th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 7 minutes
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Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
January 7, 2026 at 7:34 AM
i actually got that one right but didn't have the evidence at the time lol
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 7th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 7 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
I solved the daily Clues by Sam, Jan 7th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 7 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
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Theres going to be a day of action on January 10, this Saturday:
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
January 7, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Theres going to be a day of action on January 10, this Saturday:
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
@googleballs.com idk why you do what you do but it is whimsical so i support it
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
@googleballs.com idk why you do what you do but it is whimsical so i support it
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this is so fuckin funny man. the most powerful person in the world made a sweeping declaration of american policy and it was almost immediately obvious that it was completely at odds with reality. why is everyone fixated on that www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/u...
January 4, 2026 at 11:46 PM
this is so fuckin funny man. the most powerful person in the world made a sweeping declaration of american policy and it was almost immediately obvious that it was completely at odds with reality. why is everyone fixated on that www.nytimes.com/2026/01/04/u...
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kinda proud of this one 😊
January 4, 2026 at 5:09 AM
kinda proud of this one 😊
chat would you hire someone who submitted an application at two in the morning
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 AM
chat would you hire someone who submitted an application at two in the morning
this has 28.5k saves now and deserves every single one
January 4, 2026 at 8:21 AM
this has 28.5k saves now and deserves every single one
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If anyone's got a Tesla vehicle near Auckland there's gonna be a big meet-up next Saturday, Jan 10 in the evening. Might even set a new record for the most Teslas doing their "Light Show". It'll be in Milldale, north of Auckland and the country's only Cybertruck will be there.
January 4, 2026 at 8:10 AM
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linkedin is horrible bc what do you mean you closed the applications early after hundreds of people applied. you know darn well 99% of them aren't even getting an email about being rejected
January 4, 2026 at 8:02 AM
linkedin is horrible bc what do you mean you closed the applications early after hundreds of people applied. you know darn well 99% of them aren't even getting an email about being rejected
in other news vodka cranberry is a bop. the song. not the drink. i lowkey hate cranberry
January 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
in other news vodka cranberry is a bop. the song. not the drink. i lowkey hate cranberry
well when you put it that way (for legal reasons i am joking)
January 4, 2026 at 7:57 AM
well when you put it that way (for legal reasons i am joking)