The Official Migraine-Afflicted Cybertruck
@off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue
i'm just a non-bulletproof boi
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
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Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
based, i'd follow for that
January 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
based, i'd follow for that
the websites stealing my data think i or a relative have crohn's disease
January 10, 2026 at 6:58 AM
the websites stealing my data think i or a relative have crohn's disease
then tell me in the headline
January 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
then tell me in the headline
didn't we have mail-in ballots and voting machines in 2016
January 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
didn't we have mail-in ballots and voting machines in 2016
i was on a zoom when i read this and i had to turn off my camera
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
i was on a zoom when i read this and i had to turn off my camera
"are we taking greenland?" why do we need to ask a question like this smh
January 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
"are we taking greenland?" why do we need to ask a question like this smh
i feel that
January 9, 2026 at 12:00 AM
i feel that
yeah i remember high school anatomy
January 8, 2026 at 7:19 AM
yeah i remember high school anatomy
i'd vote for you if you deleted this
everyone look up urethra bridge on google maps trust me
January 8, 2026 at 7:15 AM
i'd vote for you if you deleted this
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Look up X on the App Store, scroll down to Report a Problem and fill out the form with this information.
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Look up X on the App Store, scroll down to Report a Problem and fill out the form with this information.
don't dodge the question
January 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
don't dodge the question
i need your professional opinion on whether the vacuum has nice legs
January 8, 2026 at 1:52 AM
i need your professional opinion on whether the vacuum has nice legs