The Official Migraine-Afflicted Cybertruck
@off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue
i'm just a non-bulletproof boi
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
@googleballs.com idk why you do what you do but it is whimsical so i support it
January 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
@googleballs.com idk why you do what you do but it is whimsical so i support it
ooh there's some people from Greece
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
ooh there's some people from Greece
i was hoping yall were joking about the giant walls of blacked-out text
this probably isn't newsworthy
this probably isn't newsworthy
December 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i was hoping yall were joking about the giant walls of blacked-out text
this probably isn't newsworthy
this probably isn't newsworthy
their pep talk participation award speech at the end made it worse
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
their pep talk participation award speech at the end made it worse
if all else fails i could put my knowledge of the book of mormon starring josh gad and (wikipedias) andrew rannells to use
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
if all else fails i could put my knowledge of the book of mormon starring josh gad and (wikipedias) andrew rannells to use
so i'm guessing the epstein files haven't been released yet
December 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
so i'm guessing the epstein files haven't been released yet
it is the very model of a modern legit bluesky account
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
it is the very model of a modern legit bluesky account
all hail Hulk gg
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
all hail Hulk gg
my vote is for a muppet christmas carol or the charlie brown one
there was also a funny coincidence below your post
there was also a funny coincidence below your post
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
my vote is for a muppet christmas carol or the charlie brown one
there was also a funny coincidence below your post
there was also a funny coincidence below your post
it's beautiful
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 AM
it's beautiful
yippeeeeee
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
yippeeeeee
i'm shaking rn and i do not live in south pasadena
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i'm shaking rn and i do not live in south pasadena
this is such a mood
November 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
this is such a mood
that's not what i remember that last one saying
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
that's not what i remember that last one saying
this lines up with what i've been hearing from friends lately
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
this lines up with what i've been hearing from friends lately
at least the dodgers are winning in something
October 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
at least the dodgers are winning in something
i have a whole vision board
October 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
i have a whole vision board
because i tried to dox her, i get wayfair chair ads on every website i visit and my life has vastly improved
October 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
because i tried to dox her, i get wayfair chair ads on every website i visit and my life has vastly improved
never tell me the odds
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
never tell me the odds
see how hulk's chair has like a ridge and this one has a thread
October 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
see how hulk's chair has like a ridge and this one has a thread
trying to find out whether an acquaintance was detained by ice and i realized how clickbait-y the dhs articles read. they have to specify "HEINOUS/VICIOUS criminal illegal aliens" (ick) because they're normally cool with criminals and just want you to know, these ones are the super duper bad guys
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
trying to find out whether an acquaintance was detained by ice and i realized how clickbait-y the dhs articles read. they have to specify "HEINOUS/VICIOUS criminal illegal aliens" (ick) because they're normally cool with criminals and just want you to know, these ones are the super duper bad guys
i found the origin yay
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's a double bladed lightsaber.
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's a double bladed lightsaber.
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i found the origin yay
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's a double bladed lightsaber.
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's a double bladed lightsaber.