an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isn’t universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening

"May his name be erased."

LIFE HACK: you can use your whole car as a trash can

by all means please continue to remind Americans that Kamala supports decriminalizing pot, a position 70% of them share

did literally nobody start doing oppo until sunday

Eastern Screech Owls resting in a flowering crabapple tree. They picked a lovely place to perch. 🌸🦉

When you wake up so smooshfaced your phone’s Face ID doesn’t recognize you.

Bad dum bum. Good morning. Enjoy your coffee.

Please. Please. Do not eat random mushrooms because Becky with the good lawn says you can trust an app.

I don't understand why this is a controversial take.

Please do not eat the magic foam nuggets.

My mother adopted a 2-month old kitten and named him Mushroom. I’m in love! 😍

The children at Stuart Little's orphanage seeing a family adopt a mouse instead of them

You think it’s FUNNY that everyone at Burning Man has explosive diarrhea? You think it’s a laughing matter that a bunch of guys who sell facial recognition tech to the FBI are so dehydrated it made a streak of their hair go white?

a very smol mice

Some of them brought their grandchildren

🌱 I like bees—especially this gal in her fuzzy jacket—as long as they leave me alone and focus on the flowers

Bonjour mes petits nuages, bienvenue aux nouveaux cumulus :)

Bluesky devs: we have heard your requests and finally added DMs to the web app!

me: oh god

Bluesky DM: *notif pops up*

me: *clicks it reluctantly*

BS DM: okay so uh you all meet at a tavern. and it's raining i guess?

Forever mood