Ocarinaofrhyme
@ocarinaofrhyme.bsky.social
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![Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiamknds4yiai44hrtq3eiau3fqxjfzufclkb64uaxdnnig5klsck4@jpeg)
January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1765
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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another day of trying not to succumb fully to doomerism
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
another day of trying not to succumb fully to doomerism
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SCOOP: For the last two years, Microsoft has pushed Xbox to hit profit margins of 30%, an ambitious target that's far higher than the industry average.
This chase for profit has led Xbox to raise prices, cut thousands of jobs, and rethink everything.
Story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
This chase for profit has led Xbox to raise prices, cut thousands of jobs, and rethink everything.
Story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Microsoft Pushes Xbox Division to Hit Higher Profit Margins
Management’s goal of 30% profit margins for gaming has led to job losses, canceled projects
www.bloomberg.com
October 23, 2025 at 11:02 AM
SCOOP: For the last two years, Microsoft has pushed Xbox to hit profit margins of 30%, an ambitious target that's far higher than the industry average.
This chase for profit has led Xbox to raise prices, cut thousands of jobs, and rethink everything.
Story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
This chase for profit has led Xbox to raise prices, cut thousands of jobs, and rethink everything.
Story: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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This sucks. A lot.
I know from my own experience doing it— it is NOT expensive to pay humans to do this. I got invaluable development working there. As did countless others.
But hey look at that, here’s a feedback form in case you also think it sucks www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...
I know from my own experience doing it— it is NOT expensive to pay humans to do this. I got invaluable development working there. As did countless others.
But hey look at that, here’s a feedback form in case you also think it sucks www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...
October 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This sucks. A lot.
I know from my own experience doing it— it is NOT expensive to pay humans to do this. I got invaluable development working there. As did countless others.
But hey look at that, here’s a feedback form in case you also think it sucks www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...
I know from my own experience doing it— it is NOT expensive to pay humans to do this. I got invaluable development working there. As did countless others.
But hey look at that, here’s a feedback form in case you also think it sucks www.mlssoccer.com/feedback/rec...
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
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why doompost when you could Doom (1993) post? i think this cacodemon is rather sharp
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
why doompost when you could Doom (1993) post? i think this cacodemon is rather sharp
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RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
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@jonbois.bsky.social is one of the funniest people on the planet
i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value
September 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social is one of the funniest people on the planet
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you watch someone playing drums really fast and you think, dang that looks hard! but you know what's friggin hard, is playing drums really slow
December 24, 2024 at 6:15 PM
you watch someone playing drums really fast and you think, dang that looks hard! but you know what's friggin hard, is playing drums really slow
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Two things can be true:
1) I hope Cristian Roldan starts next to Tyler Adams in the USMNT's pair of friendlies this month.
2) It's hilarious that the tenure of the USMNT's highest-profile, highest-paid foreign manager is actively being defined by his love for MLS players.
1) I hope Cristian Roldan starts next to Tyler Adams in the USMNT's pair of friendlies this month.
2) It's hilarious that the tenure of the USMNT's highest-profile, highest-paid foreign manager is actively being defined by his love for MLS players.
TEAM NEWS: Cristian Roldan has been added to the #USMNT roster for September camp.
📰 ussoc.cr/9a7042
📰 ussoc.cr/9a7042
September 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Two things can be true:
1) I hope Cristian Roldan starts next to Tyler Adams in the USMNT's pair of friendlies this month.
2) It's hilarious that the tenure of the USMNT's highest-profile, highest-paid foreign manager is actively being defined by his love for MLS players.
1) I hope Cristian Roldan starts next to Tyler Adams in the USMNT's pair of friendlies this month.
2) It's hilarious that the tenure of the USMNT's highest-profile, highest-paid foreign manager is actively being defined by his love for MLS players.
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Forsaken 64 is just what we called that console after 1998
Forsaken 64 coming to Nintendo 64: Nintendo Classics Mature app on September 4th www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHbN...
September 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Forsaken 64 is just what we called that console after 1998
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tuned into standard this morning and watched 20 mins of commander
August 31, 2025 at 1:41 PM
tuned into standard this morning and watched 20 mins of commander
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after dropping 2 games to Winter, team Summer has taken 3 straight going into game 6.
August 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
after dropping 2 games to Winter, team Summer has taken 3 straight going into game 6.
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I write a lot about miserable game development stories, so it sure was a pleasure to hear that one of the reasons Silksong took so long was that Team Cherry is having too much fun making it and didn't want to stop
August 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I write a lot about miserable game development stories, so it sure was a pleasure to hear that one of the reasons Silksong took so long was that Team Cherry is having too much fun making it and didn't want to stop
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Here's one for all the game devs out there www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
August 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Here's one for all the game devs out there www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...
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When I started browsing Zillow for fun a few yrs ago, one of the first homes I saw was the biggest, most beautiful home I'd ever seen (1.5k sq feet, $1.3M). I dreamed of one day living in such a home. Having now seen $3M homes, that one seems pedestrian. Comparison is really the thief of contentment
August 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
When I started browsing Zillow for fun a few yrs ago, one of the first homes I saw was the biggest, most beautiful home I'd ever seen (1.5k sq feet, $1.3M). I dreamed of one day living in such a home. Having now seen $3M homes, that one seems pedestrian. Comparison is really the thief of contentment
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If you sing country roads at your stadium, we get to call it soccer.
August 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If you sing country roads at your stadium, we get to call it soccer.
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if you're a casual magic fan, take agency over what you pay attention to and how. you're at a theme park and you choose your ride. space mountain runs at the same time dumbo does, all day long.
August 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
if you're a casual magic fan, take agency over what you pay attention to and how. you're at a theme park and you choose your ride. space mountain runs at the same time dumbo does, all day long.
Taught someone MTG and their first-ever game involved using Vindicate to destroy their own Phyrexian Arena. At 1 life. And they won.
August 17, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Taught someone MTG and their first-ever game involved using Vindicate to destroy their own Phyrexian Arena. At 1 life. And they won.
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does anyone else have a cat that nags them to go to sleep? like buddy im working to pay YOUR BILLS
August 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
does anyone else have a cat that nags them to go to sleep? like buddy im working to pay YOUR BILLS
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Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008)
November 10, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008)