Obvious Burner
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These goldfish-brained dolts will get over it later today
"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
The crypto community is reeling from the discovery that Epstein was a huge backer of early Bitcoin efforts.
trib.al
February 4, 2026 at 2:19 PM
These goldfish-brained dolts will get over it later today
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lol wow theonion.com/nation-yearn...
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...
theonion.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
lol wow theonion.com/nation-yearn...
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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At Tompkins Distro we support our neighbors with hot food, treats, fruit, pantry items, hygiene supplies, coffee & cocoa, and other resources such as masks, covid tests, know your rights info etc
We could use some help with handwarmers this winter!
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We could use some help with handwarmers this winter!
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
December 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
At Tompkins Distro we support our neighbors with hot food, treats, fruit, pantry items, hygiene supplies, coffee & cocoa, and other resources such as masks, covid tests, know your rights info etc
We could use some help with handwarmers this winter!
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
We could use some help with handwarmers this winter!
www.amazon.com/registries/g...
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The Jeffrey Epstein story is about the moral rot endemic among our elite. Time to go Carrie Nation on them www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/m...
Scams, Schemes, Ruthless Cons: The Untold Story of How Jeffrey Epstein Got Rich
www.nytimes.com
December 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The Jeffrey Epstein story is about the moral rot endemic among our elite. Time to go Carrie Nation on them www.nytimes.com/2025/12/16/m...
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Some thoughts on Jeffrey Epstein, the American Empire and Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow youtu.be/KTfIX440qUA?...
Jeffrey Epstein, the American Empire and Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow
YouTube video by Cultural Logic
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Some thoughts on Jeffrey Epstein, the American Empire and Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow youtu.be/KTfIX440qUA?...
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For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
Epstein Document Search
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For folks (and journalists) who want to search the Oversight Committee email texts, I made a database for searching the 20k text files:
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app
I wake up to find America in a constitutional crisis.
October 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I wake up to find America in a constitutional crisis.
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"On Wednesday, Mr. Mamdani, the Democratic nominee, rode the full route of the M57, a crosstown bus that traverses Midtown Manhattan and is one of the city’s slowest, to remind New Yorkers that he wanted to speed up their commutes."
Mamdani Rides Slow Bus to ‘Fast and Free’ Buses Event
www.nytimes.com
October 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"On Wednesday, Mr. Mamdani, the Democratic nominee, rode the full route of the M57, a crosstown bus that traverses Midtown Manhattan and is one of the city’s slowest, to remind New Yorkers that he wanted to speed up their commutes."
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putting down my bet: no 2026 midterms
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 AM
putting down my bet: no 2026 midterms
Butter on the football
October 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Butter on the football
SUPER LIBBED UP DEMOCRAT: I want the homeless people off the streets.
LEFTY: OK, how about we give them $10,000, an amount we know will more than pay for itself in reduced social costs like emergency care and incarceration?
SLUD: No, not like that.
LEFTY: OK, how about we give them $10,000, an amount we know will more than pay for itself in reduced social costs like emergency care and incarceration?
SLUD: No, not like that.
The median joined in Nov 2024 bsky poster
!["I'm gay, very much a liberal Democrat, but compassion fatigue is a big thing," he said. "I don't want to walk on the street [to avoid homeless people]. I want to walk on the sidewalk."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5wgp627dhdxxx7zvmtpoz6yc/bafkreignu7xhrg4jgrt7yulqeafwvzi3gzrujvcv2diii3wb6kowktemai@jpeg)
October 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
SUPER LIBBED UP DEMOCRAT: I want the homeless people off the streets.
LEFTY: OK, how about we give them $10,000, an amount we know will more than pay for itself in reduced social costs like emergency care and incarceration?
SLUD: No, not like that.
LEFTY: OK, how about we give them $10,000, an amount we know will more than pay for itself in reduced social costs like emergency care and incarceration?
SLUD: No, not like that.
I'm an ass clown factory of wisdom.
October 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'm an ass clown factory of wisdom.
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my early thoughts on the new Taylor:
- her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time
- she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically
- sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough
- as always, there are a few bops
- her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time
- she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically
- sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough
- as always, there are a few bops
October 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
my early thoughts on the new Taylor:
- her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time
- she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically
- sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough
- as always, there are a few bops
- her lyrical corniness is getting less endearing over time
- she doesn’t embrace the showgirl theme enough musically
- sabrina has her a little shook, and her attempts to imitate that style are rough
- as always, there are a few bops
It should like strikes in bowling. If he misses a third day in a row, it's a turkey.
We need to think of these like no-hitters: wait till the 7th (day) before starting a legit watch.
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
October 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
It should like strikes in bowling. If he misses a third day in a row, it's a turkey.
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Unfortunately, amid the multiple crises our city is in, covid isn't taking a break.
Due to the latest public health data showing a rampant level of spread over the past few weeks, the Blade is raising the local risk level in the Asheville area to CATASTROPHIC. 🧵 #avlnews
Due to the latest public health data showing a rampant level of spread over the past few weeks, the Blade is raising the local risk level in the Asheville area to CATASTROPHIC. 🧵 #avlnews
September 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Unfortunately, amid the multiple crises our city is in, covid isn't taking a break.
Due to the latest public health data showing a rampant level of spread over the past few weeks, the Blade is raising the local risk level in the Asheville area to CATASTROPHIC. 🧵 #avlnews
Due to the latest public health data showing a rampant level of spread over the past few weeks, the Blade is raising the local risk level in the Asheville area to CATASTROPHIC. 🧵 #avlnews
Riyadh-a yada yada
September 28, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Riyadh-a yada yada
There's never been a better time to tell certain people that they can make themselves invisible, but only if they remove all their clothes.
September 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
There's never been a better time to tell certain people that they can make themselves invisible, but only if they remove all their clothes.
🆘️Urgent Appeal to Save Our Children: No meds, food or safety chuffed.org/project/1422...
🆘️Urgent Appeal to Save Our Children: No meds, food or safety
My name is Amjad Hamad. I am 26 years old and I live in Gaza. I finished my university studies in the specialty of mechatronics for five years at Al-Azhar University. I was working in the recent perio...
chuffed.org
September 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
🆘️Urgent Appeal to Save Our Children: No meds, food or safety chuffed.org/project/1422...
Came down with a 24 hour rapture
September 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Came down with a 24 hour rapture
Social Justice Warfighters
September 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Social Justice Warfighters
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there isn’t much morally to discuss re AOC’s vote on iron dome, it’s indefensible. but politically it makes me think she’s eyeing the NY senate primary in 2028 at least as much as the presidential one, if not leaning more towards the senate race.
July 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
there isn’t much morally to discuss re AOC’s vote on iron dome, it’s indefensible. but politically it makes me think she’s eyeing the NY senate primary in 2028 at least as much as the presidential one, if not leaning more towards the senate race.
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fartlow says a lot of disgusting, offensive things but this is beyond the pale on a personal level
June 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
fartlow says a lot of disgusting, offensive things but this is beyond the pale on a personal level