Obvious Burner
@obviousburner.bsky.social
Strolling thru the mind palace thinking of all the people I know who moved to the UES or NJ 2-3 years ago, like the guy who blamed high rents on luxury 2BR's in the UWS on immigrants.
February 11, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Strolling thru the mind palace thinking of all the people I know who moved to the UES or NJ 2-3 years ago, like the guy who blamed high rents on luxury 2BR's in the UWS on immigrants.
My internal ICE source gave me internal bleeding.
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
My internal ICE source gave me internal bleeding.
"Oh goodie, I can use some work to distract me from this debased hell we all share."
Office 365 mocks you with its sluggish incompetence. The Cloud is in the Bahamas having the wildest party of the year.
Office 365 mocks you with its sluggish incompetence. The Cloud is in the Bahamas having the wildest party of the year.
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
"Oh goodie, I can use some work to distract me from this debased hell we all share."
Office 365 mocks you with its sluggish incompetence. The Cloud is in the Bahamas having the wildest party of the year.
Office 365 mocks you with its sluggish incompetence. The Cloud is in the Bahamas having the wildest party of the year.
Mecha bag on the right is just the pick me up I need to pilot the EVA
February 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Mecha bag on the right is just the pick me up I need to pilot the EVA
Big beautiful beaks. Just tremendous. Biggest, wettest beaks you've ever seen. You'll get so much of a taste you won't know what to do with it.
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Big beautiful beaks. Just tremendous. Biggest, wettest beaks you've ever seen. You'll get so much of a taste you won't know what to do with it.
It's a stigmata!
January 22, 2026 at 4:36 PM
It's a stigmata!
Ditto the Democrats. Undecided was the pretend position, and they said no.
January 20, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Ditto the Democrats. Undecided was the pretend position, and they said no.
Need a few more sticks, including one for Wall Street, which isn't going to like what happens to the dollar
January 19, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Need a few more sticks, including one for Wall Street, which isn't going to like what happens to the dollar
Hopefully not at the same time
January 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Hopefully not at the same time
Friday Night Lit
January 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Friday Night Lit
Beau Is Afraid (2023)
January 5, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Beau Is Afraid (2023)
Sending the Delta Force, based in drug soaked Fort Bragg, to kidnap a head of state on the pretext of drug trafficking is next level gall.
January 3, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Sending the Delta Force, based in drug soaked Fort Bragg, to kidnap a head of state on the pretext of drug trafficking is next level gall.
Going to Kalshi and betting the house on "distraction"
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Going to Kalshi and betting the house on "distraction"
"At least you've got your health." One of the many things you can't say to a childcare worker.
December 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"At least you've got your health." One of the many things you can't say to a childcare worker.
That's OK. Everybody knows that hot summers are the times with the least social unrest.
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That's OK. Everybody knows that hot summers are the times with the least social unrest.
America was dead but now is HOT. Also it's time for Fed cuts.
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
America was dead but now is HOT. Also it's time for Fed cuts.
Real milk is my 💩, 💩 is my milk hours over here
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Real milk is my 💩, 💩 is my milk hours over here
My No Pessimism selection of children’s movies was The Secret of NIMH, The Dark Crystal, and The Last Unicorn.
December 30, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My No Pessimism selection of children’s movies was The Secret of NIMH, The Dark Crystal, and The Last Unicorn.
I love looking back at the optimism of 1991.
December 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I love looking back at the optimism of 1991.
America is now HOT, but perhaps not in the way you expected
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
America is now HOT, but perhaps not in the way you expected
Bump in the pols
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Bump in the pols
One of my daughter's classmates was sent home yesterday because of illness. I wish parents would stop doing this.
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
One of my daughter's classmates was sent home yesterday because of illness. I wish parents would stop doing this.