Noelle
@nwittkop.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Benson Boone I was not familiar with your game.
February 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Benson Boone I was not familiar with your game.
I didn’t work today (tbh I didn’t even shower today) and this is still somehow the Mondayest Thursday ever.
January 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I didn’t work today (tbh I didn’t even shower today) and this is still somehow the Mondayest Thursday ever.
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what’s everyone getting me for my birthday?
December 2, 2024 at 2:30 PM
what’s everyone getting me for my birthday?
This Facebook Marketplace listing is what nightmares are made of
November 28, 2024 at 3:58 AM
This Facebook Marketplace listing is what nightmares are made of
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I’ll bet our therapists all go out drinking together.
October 4, 2024 at 10:44 AM
I’ll bet our therapists all go out drinking together.
We actually may have started the fire. Sorry 😬
November 16, 2024 at 3:34 AM
We actually may have started the fire. Sorry 😬
repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
November 14, 2024 at 2:50 PM
repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
“Give me chips and wine and leave me alone” was evidently not the right answer when my mom asked what I want to do for my 40th bday.
September 24, 2023 at 4:27 PM
“Give me chips and wine and leave me alone” was evidently not the right answer when my mom asked what I want to do for my 40th bday.
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*pulling out my jallet*
Me: Uh oh, looks like I'm jort on jash
Me: Uh oh, looks like I'm jort on jash
August 15, 2023 at 6:57 AM
*pulling out my jallet*
Me: Uh oh, looks like I'm jort on jash
Me: Uh oh, looks like I'm jort on jash
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Remember “extra credit” in school? I wish I could do that now. “Sorry I missed the meeting last week but here’s an essay on frogs to make up for it.”
August 29, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Remember “extra credit” in school? I wish I could do that now. “Sorry I missed the meeting last week but here’s an essay on frogs to make up for it.”
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A lady in the office just learned the word dongle and has been having the time of her life
August 31, 2023 at 2:56 PM
A lady in the office just learned the word dongle and has been having the time of her life
My kids hooked up a doorbell with snap circuits so now my life is just doorbell. I miss life before doorbell.
September 2, 2023 at 12:28 AM
My kids hooked up a doorbell with snap circuits so now my life is just doorbell. I miss life before doorbell.
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I'm sick of teeth being so high maintenance. Cleaning? EVERY DAY?? Or you fall out? You don't see the other bones acting this way. Seriously, grow up.
September 1, 2023 at 2:59 AM
I'm sick of teeth being so high maintenance. Cleaning? EVERY DAY?? Or you fall out? You don't see the other bones acting this way. Seriously, grow up.
@mylesgordon9.bsky.social which one am I 🙃
welcome to your 40’s you have 2 friends and one’s a real asshole
September 1, 2023 at 3:43 AM
@mylesgordon9.bsky.social which one am I 🙃
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retirement home for pirates where they all have a tennis ball at the end of their peg leg
August 30, 2023 at 7:43 PM
retirement home for pirates where they all have a tennis ball at the end of their peg leg
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"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
July 5, 2023 at 10:44 PM
"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
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some people are like a file you download that ends at 99%
August 30, 2023 at 6:38 AM
some people are like a file you download that ends at 99%