Nudge
nudgosaur.bsky.social
Nudge
@nudgosaur.bsky.social
Leftie nerd and crafter. They/them
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November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Companies keep forcing AI into everything but what they should be doing is inventing duvet sleeves so you can read in bed in winter without your arms getting cold
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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"AI is now integrated into your search screen" blares my phone, part 2147 of "objects that I own becoming worse without my consent"
October 16, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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Normally we drink ‘a cup of tea’. It only turns into ‘a nice cup of tea’ following some exertion eg shopping or mild contretemps/disappointing news/ etc.
October 9, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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"you are taking in the human centipede of content from the very end of the line" is such a good way of describing AI
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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my most radical take is that i think machines and computers got no soul so it’s ok to beat them into pieces with a hammer
October 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is very fun nonsense
BEHOLD!

My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!

"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.

brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...

Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
September 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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it kind of blows my mind how much AI enthusiasts devalue reliable accuracy. for a while there we had an internet where you could find an accurate and truthful answer to almost any question you could think of. We have traded that away for…..? I’m not entirely sure what the gains are here
September 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Cosy craft season has barely even started and I've come up with 3 new projects on the already long backlog, at least one of which is WILDLY overcomplicated and extra

I'm gonna need to schedule time to eat and breathe
September 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Too much arguing on here this week what are your all time bangers (complimentary) of bluesky?
September 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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Tbaqaok (verb): to cheat at Scrabble
September 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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You'd think it would be impossible for a fish to look like they've just remembered leaving the oven on. You'd be wrong.
lmao i saw a meme about thresher sharks and i thought "they can't possibly look that panicked" but they DO
September 11, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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People using their phones while driving blows my fucking mind. You're controlling several tonnes of metal at speed. Stop this! What the fuck are you playing at!?
here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road
August 31, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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I believe that Cookie Monster started out human and became the monster he is today through his obsession with cookies. He is the Sesame Street Gollum
August 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
This is basically "replace yourself with a chatbot"
Seriously? Outsourcing human connection to the robots now? Why live when AI can do it for you!
August 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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If the act of doing the thing makes you miserable and unhappy, I’m sorry, but you are not built to do the thing. AI will not help you. You need to find something else that you love and do that instead because being “good” at the thing STILL means you’re doing the thing the whole time!!!
August 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Lead academic Dr. Tricia Squire explained: “If we know one thing about life, it’s that nothing changes. That’s why they say ‘this too shall not pass.’”
Study finds that how you happen to feel right now is how you’ve always felt and will always feel
The feeling you happen to have in this precise moment is a permanent state of affairs, a new study has revealed.  According to a new clinical trial, emotions and physical sensations are static and…
thedailytism.com
August 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I’m the kind of person who says “no worries” while secretly creating a 4-part documentary about the incident.
August 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Back in May 2021 I posted on twitter about a journey I'd undertaken to find a tree that I can see from our bedroom window. I've decided to post it verbatim on here as lots of people really enjoyed it. So, here it is…
August 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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It might sound crazy, but if people bought my books and made me a billionaire author I would simply protect my legacy by not putting any of my money into persecuting minority groups who just want to be left alone to live their lives and not harm anyone. Not a single penny.
August 9, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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When this confirms, cis people please CALL your MP and say you're not going to carry your birth certificate everywhere and ask what are you supposed to do if someone says you're trans? Say this is an absurd law based on absurd assumptions and it LIMITS YOUR FREEDOM.
🚨 BREAKING | Labour is set to impose a sweeping ban on trans people using any "single-sex space".

In EHRC guidance that Labour is set to approve, trans people will be barred from accessing toilets, gyms and changing rooms that match their gender.

(Source: @TheTimes)
August 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM