Dacey Stands
@notthefoggiest.bsky.social
✨️The mythical magical millenial trash creature herself✨️
🐌 Part Gnome
🦄 Part Unicorn
🐉Part Dragon
🍂🍃 Full Hobbit🍃🍂
This being is seeking to make connections, build a little bit of community, sing songs and probably get kinda weird.
🐌 Part Gnome
🦄 Part Unicorn
🐉Part Dragon
🍂🍃 Full Hobbit🍃🍂
This being is seeking to make connections, build a little bit of community, sing songs and probably get kinda weird.
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Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.
February 21, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.
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amy winehouse winning the grammy for ‘record of the year’ in 2008
February 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
amy winehouse winning the grammy for ‘record of the year’ in 2008
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Don't threaten me with a good time
February 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Don't threaten me with a good time
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It's been, one week since they did a coup
February 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
It's been, one week since they did a coup
The problem is I don't want to defeat my dragons; I'd rather invite them in for tea and a yap.
January 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
The problem is I don't want to defeat my dragons; I'd rather invite them in for tea and a yap.
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We should be able to order a rotisserie chicken at 3am
January 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
We should be able to order a rotisserie chicken at 3am
Can we as a nation agree to keep talking about how fuckable Luigi is? I fear we've lost focus.
January 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Can we as a nation agree to keep talking about how fuckable Luigi is? I fear we've lost focus.
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I don't want to "Turn the other cheek" I want to dispense venom from intra-mandibular pouches
January 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don't want to "Turn the other cheek" I want to dispense venom from intra-mandibular pouches
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Do you keep your darkness fresh with a bread clip after you have taken out what you need for the day? Or do you just let it all flap out of the bag, allowing chaos to reign until it grows stale?
January 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Do you keep your darkness fresh with a bread clip after you have taken out what you need for the day? Or do you just let it all flap out of the bag, allowing chaos to reign until it grows stale?
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kate bush running past sisyphus
December 23, 2024 at 4:13 AM
kate bush running past sisyphus
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I want everyone to be okay. Just also far away from me.
January 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I want everyone to be okay. Just also far away from me.
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Any time I'm in a sports bar and there's a Big Game going on, I wanna yell "DON'T HURT HIM!"
December 8, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Any time I'm in a sports bar and there's a Big Game going on, I wanna yell "DON'T HURT HIM!"
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people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
Everything i finish crocheting a row on a blanket, I immediately inspect my progress, and am so disappointed when it isn't magically a full sized blanket.
December 5, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Everything i finish crocheting a row on a blanket, I immediately inspect my progress, and am so disappointed when it isn't magically a full sized blanket.
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Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
I'm so mad I can't Crochet and read at the same time. Guess I could do audiobooks, but I need a steady beat in the background to keep myself awake.
December 3, 2024 at 11:08 AM
I'm so mad I can't Crochet and read at the same time. Guess I could do audiobooks, but I need a steady beat in the background to keep myself awake.
I know we don't touch manatees, but I really feel like they's appreciate a good belly scratch. Marine biologists, please confirm.
December 2, 2024 at 10:21 AM
I know we don't touch manatees, but I really feel like they's appreciate a good belly scratch. Marine biologists, please confirm.
I hate when Bridesmaids turns into copaganda halfway through.
November 28, 2024 at 8:55 AM
I hate when Bridesmaids turns into copaganda halfway through.
I truly didn't believe I had an addictive personality until I started crocheting and suddenly it's 10:30 pm, I'm out of yarn and I'm unraveling an old knit sweater for more.
November 26, 2024 at 6:34 AM
I truly didn't believe I had an addictive personality until I started crocheting and suddenly it's 10:30 pm, I'm out of yarn and I'm unraveling an old knit sweater for more.
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One Tennessee school district's list of nearly 400 books removed from library shelves, including titles by authors ranging from Dr. Seuss to Toni Morrison, is being used by other school systems as a possible template to follow.
www.timesfreepress.com/news/2024/no...
www.timesfreepress.com/news/2024/no...
List of nearly 400 purged library books is circulating among Tennessee school districts | Chattanooga Times Free Press
One Tennessee school district's list of nearly 400 books removed from library shelves, including titles by authors ranging from Dr. Seuss to Toni Morrison, is being used by other school systems as a p...
www.timesfreepress.com
November 24, 2024 at 4:31 PM
One Tennessee school district's list of nearly 400 books removed from library shelves, including titles by authors ranging from Dr. Seuss to Toni Morrison, is being used by other school systems as a possible template to follow.
www.timesfreepress.com/news/2024/no...
www.timesfreepress.com/news/2024/no...
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When I was a child, I learned that the Constitution didn’t apply to people like us. I said the Pledge of Allegiance from inside a barbed wire camp, the words “with liberty and justice for all” wholly meaningless.
But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.
But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.
When we were children, we were taught that no matter how you reached, no matter much wealth and power you accumulated, you were not above the law.
We can no longer teach our children that.
And that's really fucking tragic.
We can no longer teach our children that.
And that's really fucking tragic.
November 24, 2024 at 9:57 AM
When I was a child, I learned that the Constitution didn’t apply to people like us. I said the Pledge of Allegiance from inside a barbed wire camp, the words “with liberty and justice for all” wholly meaningless.
But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.
But I did not give up on America. I’ve spent my life fighting for its ideals.
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costco should sell porno mags that are like 1000 pages
November 23, 2024 at 9:13 PM
costco should sell porno mags that are like 1000 pages
Rewatching The Wizard of Oz, haven't revisited since I was a child. Less than a few minutes in and NGL, kinda on Aunt Em's side. She's dealing with saving her baby chicks(food and income), and her niece comes in hot complaing about her little untrained dog. Em's BUSY, Dorothy. Figure it out.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 AM
Rewatching The Wizard of Oz, haven't revisited since I was a child. Less than a few minutes in and NGL, kinda on Aunt Em's side. She's dealing with saving her baby chicks(food and income), and her niece comes in hot complaing about her little untrained dog. Em's BUSY, Dorothy. Figure it out.
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Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.
November 22, 2024 at 8:37 AM
Happy 37th anniversary of the Max Headroom Incident, to those who celebrate.