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KMarch
@notthefakekylem.bsky.social
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Wow
Bo Nix to undergo season-ending surgery on broken ankle.
January 18, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Wow the Niners got absolutely embarrassed by the Seahawks!
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Bills sure do know how to lose in remarkable fashion time and time again. Wow.
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Not everyone needs to love advanced stats, it's fine, love the game how you do

But also if you're saying "Kyle Tucker isn't great because of batting average" you're just willfully not trying to pay attention
January 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Not just an influencer. He's a January 6th insurrectionist, made Nazi salutes and threw chocolate coins at AIPAC headquarters just two weeks ago, peddles Great Replacement Theory, and is running for Senate in Florida.
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall.

He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn
January 17, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Even more so with Gonzalez playing for the Patriots
Yikes. Texans going to struggle moving the ball.
Nico Collins (concussion) ruled out for Divisional round.
January 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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about 30 years of analytical progress
240 million for a career .273 hitter. What am I missing here?
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Yikes. Texans going to struggle moving the ball.
Nico Collins (concussion) ruled out for Divisional round.
January 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
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Somewhat separately, everyone gets mad that it takes a while for the offseason to get going, and yet here we are in mid-Jan blessed with some days of massive news where we're all laser-focused on ball
January 16, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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Loved the idea of Bichette as a 2B.

Very .. intrigued .. to see how 3B works out?
January 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Bichette to the Mets?! Didn’t see that coming after the Tucker fallout.
January 16, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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I just found out last night that the $50k enrollment bonus only pays out after 5 years of service, and reader, the laugh I let out when I read that woke the dog from across the house. These absolute fucking grapes aren't seeing a dime of that money. No way they can ride out 5 years of this job.
ICE recruitment is going well.
January 11, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Bump
twitter is down
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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The Red Sox still have a lot to do this offseason and you have a lot of questions.

Digging into trade scenarios for a bat, Kristian Campbell’s future, what the rotation looks like, who’s in the bullpen and more in this Red Sox mailbag

www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
Red Sox mailbag: Payton Tolle, Connelly Early trade scenarios, Kristian Campbell’s future
January is usually a slow month for baseball, but not in Boston.
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Dodgers’ splurge on Tucker will increase calls for a salary cap, but MLB needs other fixes. Column: www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
Dodgers’ splurge on Tucker will increase calls for a salary cap, but MLB needs other fixes
The star outfielder's four-year deal with the team includes a record average annual value of $57.1 million.
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
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Still trying to wrap my head around last night's massive deal, by which I do mean the three-teamer that sent Josh Lowe to the Angels
January 16, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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I think my initial off-the-field reaction to the Tucker deal is man, people realllllly do not seem to get that the AAV is that high *because* the years are that low
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Hopefully he opts out then the Red Sox decide to pony up for him. Riiighttt 🤣
Kyle Tucker's deal with the Dodgers is for 4 years, $240M, per Robert Murray.

It includes an opt out after Year 2.
BREAKING NEWS

Passan: Kyle Tucker to sign with the Dodgers.
January 16, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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Tucker is a monster and should be treated as such
Kyle Tucker
June 2024, fractured shin from foul ball
June 2025, fractured hand from a slide
Sept 2025, left calf strain

Kyle Tucker when he plays
January 16, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Damn not cool. Guess it’s better than an AL (East) team.
BREAKING NEWS

Passan: Kyle Tucker to sign with the Dodgers.
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 AM
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Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."

The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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Kind of wild the Red Sox signed this guy:
January 14, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Take that Bregman 🤣
Major league sources confirm that the Red Sox have reached a five-year, $130 million deal (no deferrals) with lefty Ranger Suarez.
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Lowest hard-hit rate allowed, 2025 (min 250 batted balls):

Ranger Suárez: 31.1%
Hunter Brown: 32.2%
Tarik Skubal: 33.0%
Andrew Abbott: 33.7%
January 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM