Vesper Graves
@notthebees420.bsky.social
-Non-binary
-Avid 3teeth and Darby Allin fan
-Married to my favorite weirdo
-Demonic, not demure
"I am not your manic pixie dream girl. I am the sudden shouting of crows when you enter a part of the forest you should not have."
-Avid 3teeth and Darby Allin fan
-Married to my favorite weirdo
-Demonic, not demure
"I am not your manic pixie dream girl. I am the sudden shouting of crows when you enter a part of the forest you should not have."
This is why I avoid taking photos of myself most of the time. That's so Black Mirroresque
in 2025 they're generating an AI copy of you and torturing it for eternity
January 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This is why I avoid taking photos of myself most of the time. That's so Black Mirroresque
Fellas, are you really married if your wife hasn't brutally murdered you as such?
(Love you too @notthebees420.bsky.social )
(Love you too @notthebees420.bsky.social )
January 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Chuck Tingle out here being fucking wholesome as always.
This man should be protected at all costs
This man should be protected at all costs
TIME TO CREATE BUCKAROOS. yes there will be little pieces that you keep seeing and thinking 'this is broken this is wrong' but honestly most of these things fall into two categories 1 they give you flavor and power or 2 nobody even notices. NOW GET OUT THERE AND PROVE LOVE BUILD SOMETHING AMAZING
January 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Chuck Tingle out here being fucking wholesome as always.
This man should be protected at all costs
This man should be protected at all costs
I heard someone refer to the GOP as the "Genitalia Obsessed Party" because of their obsession of wanting to know what are in people's pants and I love that.
I feel if they wanna see dicks so bad, just go on Tinder and pretend to be a girl. You'll get penises within five minutes of existing
I feel if they wanna see dicks so bad, just go on Tinder and pretend to be a girl. You'll get penises within five minutes of existing
January 4, 2025 at 9:21 AM
I heard someone refer to the GOP as the "Genitalia Obsessed Party" because of their obsession of wanting to know what are in people's pants and I love that.
I feel if they wanna see dicks so bad, just go on Tinder and pretend to be a girl. You'll get penises within five minutes of existing
I feel if they wanna see dicks so bad, just go on Tinder and pretend to be a girl. You'll get penises within five minutes of existing
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Yes, the cashier at Target should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That’s what jobs are for.
December 30, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Yes, the cashier at Target should be able to afford rent, groceries, and bills with their paycheck alone. That’s what jobs are for.
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perfection
December 31, 2024 at 12:32 AM
perfection
Time to go into 2025 ill as all hell.
Welp.....here's to hoping it's just a bumpy start.
Welp.....here's to hoping it's just a bumpy start.
a cartoon of a panda and a brown bear sitting next to each other .
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December 31, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Time to go into 2025 ill as all hell.
Welp.....here's to hoping it's just a bumpy start.
Welp.....here's to hoping it's just a bumpy start.
I had a dude a good few years older than me first ask if I was pregnant at work. I said no I'm just fat.
Then he was going to ask me on a date but I mentioned my husband.
He's a regular. This is going to be so incredibly awkward now.....
Then he was going to ask me on a date but I mentioned my husband.
He's a regular. This is going to be so incredibly awkward now.....
a man in a black shirt is drinking from a clear glass
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November 20, 2024 at 8:46 AM
I had a dude a good few years older than me first ask if I was pregnant at work. I said no I'm just fat.
Then he was going to ask me on a date but I mentioned my husband.
He's a regular. This is going to be so incredibly awkward now.....
Then he was going to ask me on a date but I mentioned my husband.
He's a regular. This is going to be so incredibly awkward now.....
Lex Mincolla of 3teeth Appreciation Post.
This is how I cope with the fact I couldn't see them at their show in LA.
SOMEDAY
This is how I cope with the fact I couldn't see them at their show in LA.
SOMEDAY
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November 20, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Lex Mincolla of 3teeth Appreciation Post.
This is how I cope with the fact I couldn't see them at their show in LA.
SOMEDAY
This is how I cope with the fact I couldn't see them at their show in LA.
SOMEDAY
youtu.be/Eq42sN-IgbQ?...
The song that continues to be relevant to our current national predicament time and time again.
"You made your choice today. It's all insanity"
The song that continues to be relevant to our current national predicament time and time again.
"You made your choice today. It's all insanity"
3TEETH - EXXXIT
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November 20, 2024 at 8:40 AM
youtu.be/Eq42sN-IgbQ?...
The song that continues to be relevant to our current national predicament time and time again.
"You made your choice today. It's all insanity"
The song that continues to be relevant to our current national predicament time and time again.
"You made your choice today. It's all insanity"
This and my possible theory that his wife is bedding a secret service agent to plot his demise.
Listen I also watch a fuck ton of true crime. Leave me alone
Listen I also watch a fuck ton of true crime. Leave me alone
Some days Trump's diet is the only thing that gives me hope.
November 19, 2024 at 5:21 AM
This and my possible theory that his wife is bedding a secret service agent to plot his demise.
Listen I also watch a fuck ton of true crime. Leave me alone
Listen I also watch a fuck ton of true crime. Leave me alone
Also saw the Borderlands film as a fan of the games.
ooooooof, god, Eli Roth, how did you fuck up SO BAD? You normally make good films. Missed the whole mark so horrid you could call him a stormtrooper.
ooooooof, god, Eli Roth, how did you fuck up SO BAD? You normally make good films. Missed the whole mark so horrid you could call him a stormtrooper.
Fl4k Borderlands GIF
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September 5, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Also saw the Borderlands film as a fan of the games.
ooooooof, god, Eli Roth, how did you fuck up SO BAD? You normally make good films. Missed the whole mark so horrid you could call him a stormtrooper.
ooooooof, god, Eli Roth, how did you fuck up SO BAD? You normally make good films. Missed the whole mark so horrid you could call him a stormtrooper.
So recently I saw the new Crow film. I will preface by saying I am a diehard fan of the original. This new one.....was bad. "Soulless" was a good descriptor for it.
Bill Skarsgaard did great but damn do I feel bad that he carried everyone else that was awful.
Bill Skarsgaard did great but damn do I feel bad that he carried everyone else that was awful.
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September 5, 2024 at 12:48 AM
So recently I saw the new Crow film. I will preface by saying I am a diehard fan of the original. This new one.....was bad. "Soulless" was a good descriptor for it.
Bill Skarsgaard did great but damn do I feel bad that he carried everyone else that was awful.
Bill Skarsgaard did great but damn do I feel bad that he carried everyone else that was awful.
You laugh but I guarantee someone out there genuinely believes this other than the OOP.
In fact, I am sure I have encountered one or two in the wild
In fact, I am sure I have encountered one or two in the wild
September 5, 2024 at 12:46 AM
You laugh but I guarantee someone out there genuinely believes this other than the OOP.
In fact, I am sure I have encountered one or two in the wild
In fact, I am sure I have encountered one or two in the wild
After 84 years, I decided to check in because why not?
I'm alive. And other things that cannot be summed up in one post.
I'm alive. And other things that cannot be summed up in one post.
a woman is holding glasses and saying that 's all .
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September 5, 2024 at 12:43 AM
After 84 years, I decided to check in because why not?
I'm alive. And other things that cannot be summed up in one post.
I'm alive. And other things that cannot be summed up in one post.
Doing "Guess the Opening Themes of 90s/00s" with @jeshnyx.bsky.social and realized my age as later on in the quiz I haven't a clue what half these shows are but he can guess way more than me.
I think the reality of being 34 this summer is kicking in
I think the reality of being 34 this summer is kicking in
January 3, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Doing "Guess the Opening Themes of 90s/00s" with @jeshnyx.bsky.social and realized my age as later on in the quiz I haven't a clue what half these shows are but he can guess way more than me.
I think the reality of being 34 this summer is kicking in
I think the reality of being 34 this summer is kicking in
The children of today must know of the weird tv shows we grew up with as kids
Forget gritty reboots & horror re-imaginings. Bring back the days when we turned sexually-charged, violent & deeply inappropriate adult movies into cartoons for children.
January 3, 2024 at 7:58 AM
The children of today must know of the weird tv shows we grew up with as kids
Oh man, the future is the worst movie of the Highlander films. End it now
tired: 2024 is the year of irish reunification and the bell riots
wired: 2024 is the year that immortal aliens use an electromagnetic shield to replace the ozone layer, dooming the earth to constant darkness and bad hair weather
wired: 2024 is the year that immortal aliens use an electromagnetic shield to replace the ozone layer, dooming the earth to constant darkness and bad hair weather
January 3, 2024 at 7:56 AM
Oh man, the future is the worst movie of the Highlander films. End it now
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"What's a movie that couldn't get made today?!"
My dudes, if it will make money, someone will make it. If it "couldn't get made today," that really just means "there isn't actual demand for this today."
My dudes, if it will make money, someone will make it. If it "couldn't get made today," that really just means "there isn't actual demand for this today."
December 20, 2023 at 7:30 PM
"What's a movie that couldn't get made today?!"
My dudes, if it will make money, someone will make it. If it "couldn't get made today," that really just means "there isn't actual demand for this today."
My dudes, if it will make money, someone will make it. If it "couldn't get made today," that really just means "there isn't actual demand for this today."
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Grammar matters
(take a look,
it's in a book)
🦋✨
(take a look,
it's in a book)
🦋✨
December 2, 2023 at 2:46 AM
Grammar matters
(take a look,
it's in a book)
🦋✨
(take a look,
it's in a book)
🦋✨
It's Christmas and my birthday all rolled into one!
OH uh.... I mean.... So sad.... What a loss 🤣
OH uh.... I mean.... So sad.... What a loss 🤣
Now QT Marshall left AEW?
I think I did something very good this year to deserve this 🤩
I think I did something very good this year to deserve this 🤩
November 29, 2023 at 7:48 PM
It's Christmas and my birthday all rolled into one!
OH uh.... I mean.... So sad.... What a loss 🤣
OH uh.... I mean.... So sad.... What a loss 🤣
Well now I'm fundamentally depressed after several nights of bad dreams and triggers. Since there's no gif support, have this meme I found. I'm going to go question all the decisions I've ever made and will continue to make
October 30, 2023 at 9:35 PM
Well now I'm fundamentally depressed after several nights of bad dreams and triggers. Since there's no gif support, have this meme I found. I'm going to go question all the decisions I've ever made and will continue to make
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10/16/2023
You don’t get to be an Elder Goth without learning some basic survival skills.
https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/15783
You don’t get to be an Elder Goth without learning some basic survival skills.
https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/15783
October 16, 2023 at 7:00 PM
10/16/2023
You don’t get to be an Elder Goth without learning some basic survival skills.
https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/15783
You don’t get to be an Elder Goth without learning some basic survival skills.
https://thedevilspanties.com/archives/15783
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i literally think about this all the fucking time. it changed my brain chemistry i'll be lying in bed thinking about how everyone hates me and i'll think about this fucking raccoon again. like god dammit, got me again
October 16, 2023 at 1:29 AM
i literally think about this all the fucking time. it changed my brain chemistry i'll be lying in bed thinking about how everyone hates me and i'll think about this fucking raccoon again. like god dammit, got me again
Jesh asked me to slap his chest to see what it felt like so I did. He asked me to do it a second time but much harder.
I think he's still in pain. Good to know I am a heavy hitter for my someday wrestling career. Goes well with the chaos
I think he's still in pain. Good to know I am a heavy hitter for my someday wrestling career. Goes well with the chaos
October 10, 2023 at 7:13 AM
Jesh asked me to slap his chest to see what it felt like so I did. He asked me to do it a second time but much harder.
I think he's still in pain. Good to know I am a heavy hitter for my someday wrestling career. Goes well with the chaos
I think he's still in pain. Good to know I am a heavy hitter for my someday wrestling career. Goes well with the chaos