Taylor
@nottaylor.bsky.social
A millennial #tiktokrefugee learning to navigate Bluesky. Neurodivergent hearth witch. Amateur tarot reader, professional lurker. I'm hiding in the comment section right now.
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after all, it is the season we celebrate virgins
December 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
after all, it is the season we celebrate virgins
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I’m in the hummus again, someone stop me before I do something I might regret (eat the entire container)
December 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m in the hummus again, someone stop me before I do something I might regret (eat the entire container)
I worked at Starbucks when this was a thing, and I never once made or sold one. Not a one.
Remember when Starbucks put olive oil in their coffee? What the hell was that about? Coffee doesn’t make people shit enough already?
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I worked at Starbucks when this was a thing, and I never once made or sold one. Not a one.
As someone who cut off her extremely abusive parents off ten years too late, I just want to say to all toxic parents:
December 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
As someone who cut off her extremely abusive parents off ten years too late, I just want to say to all toxic parents:
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Some dude just told me that if a woman were president we’d be at war once a month …so far we’ve only had men presidents and the US has been at war 225 out of 243 years since 1776 🤨
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Some dude just told me that if a woman were president we’d be at war once a month …so far we’ve only had men presidents and the US has been at war 225 out of 243 years since 1776 🤨
GODDAMN 🤣🤣🤣
You call yourself a misandrist, yet you are against gambling? One of the leading causes in male suicide
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
GODDAMN 🤣🤣🤣
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"we don't stoop to making fun of people's appearances" no. we had a social contract where you didn't do that so that people wouldn't do that to you. the Nazis broke the social contract, so game on.
December 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"we don't stoop to making fun of people's appearances" no. we had a social contract where you didn't do that so that people wouldn't do that to you. the Nazis broke the social contract, so game on.
I'm only aware of the game awards because my timeline pisses and moans about it every year like clockwork.
I'm a grouchy old woman now; I just want to play games, not argue about them with angry nerds.
I'm a grouchy old woman now; I just want to play games, not argue about them with angry nerds.
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm only aware of the game awards because my timeline pisses and moans about it every year like clockwork.
I'm a grouchy old woman now; I just want to play games, not argue about them with angry nerds.
I'm a grouchy old woman now; I just want to play games, not argue about them with angry nerds.
Throwing away my entire phone because I was typing the word "pregnant" and autocorrect wanted to fill in "preggo."
No. Just no.
No. Just no.
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Throwing away my entire phone because I was typing the word "pregnant" and autocorrect wanted to fill in "preggo."
No. Just no.
No. Just no.
Can confirm.
We are the daughters of the witches that talk to you like Mr burns
mr. burns from the simpsons says excellent
ALT: mr. burns from the simpsons says excellent
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Can confirm.
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It's cold but I'm making an iced coffee because I don't fear god
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's cold but I'm making an iced coffee because I don't fear god
It's not my fault those Renaissance guys gave Jesus such crazy cum-gutters...
“You wouldn’t sexualize Jesus so don’t sexualize any other pantheon of gods” is a funny argument. No one sexualized Jesus and co more than the Renaissance gays and they put that shit up in churches
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It's not my fault those Renaissance guys gave Jesus such crazy cum-gutters...
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for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
As someone who grew up in a Christian cult, I loudly agree.
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
As someone who grew up in a Christian cult, I loudly agree.
Suddenly liking foods you used to hate and wondering how much of it is the estrogen.
Turns out I love cinnamon now, especially in my coffee.
Turns out I love cinnamon now, especially in my coffee.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Suddenly liking foods you used to hate and wondering how much of it is the estrogen.
Turns out I love cinnamon now, especially in my coffee.
Turns out I love cinnamon now, especially in my coffee.
Can't wait for this indica to hit me like the fist of an angry god. 🍃
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Can't wait for this indica to hit me like the fist of an angry god. 🍃
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lesbians should be able to teleport and its homophobic that they cant
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 PM
lesbians should be able to teleport and its homophobic that they cant
Sage advice indeed.
my dad told me i should never discuss new kinds of beans with strangers online
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Sage advice indeed.
In the kitchen baking like an absolute trad wife, but in as queer a way as possible.
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 PM
In the kitchen baking like an absolute trad wife, but in as queer a way as possible.
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it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
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This is your annual reminder not to donate to the Salvation Army because they are aggressively anti LGBTQIA+
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is your annual reminder not to donate to the Salvation Army because they are aggressively anti LGBTQIA+
Well, she wouldn't say "hAmaS bAd" so we got fascism, you see.
Okay so walk me through this again, we are supposed to elect only the Dems who will impeach Trump. But we also weren't supposed to vote Harris just to keep Trump out of office. Are we doing electoralism and harm reduction or not?
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Well, she wouldn't say "hAmaS bAd" so we got fascism, you see.