Taylor
@nottaylor.bsky.social
A millennial #tiktokrefugee learning to navigate Bluesky. Neurodivergent hearth witch. Amateur tarot reader, professional lurker. I'm hiding in the comment section right now.
The first one was Pocahontas in Space. I've seen it twice and could tell you next to nothing about it beyond Sigourney Weaver being in it and I vaguely remember a mech suit fight, I think?
You're definitely on to something.
You're definitely on to something.
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The first one was Pocahontas in Space. I've seen it twice and could tell you next to nothing about it beyond Sigourney Weaver being in it and I vaguely remember a mech suit fight, I think?
You're definitely on to something.
You're definitely on to something.
I mean I'm a lesbian and this picture just made me even more lesbian so, yes? 😅
December 22, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I mean I'm a lesbian and this picture just made me even more lesbian so, yes? 😅
Never forget what they took from you.
December 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Never forget what they took from you.
Like Tarintino fucker Slenderman is so accurate, I'm weeping with laughter. 🤣
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Like Tarintino fucker Slenderman is so accurate, I'm weeping with laughter. 🤣
Fell out of a tree and DIED? Feels like real soy boi beta cuck energy to me.
December 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Fell out of a tree and DIED? Feels like real soy boi beta cuck energy to me.
"this isn't going to work, right?"
I wouldn't hold my breath.
I wouldn't hold my breath.
December 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
"this isn't going to work, right?"
I wouldn't hold my breath.
I wouldn't hold my breath.
He looks like the unfortunate lovechild of a Brillo pad and an alcoholic egg.
December 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
He looks like the unfortunate lovechild of a Brillo pad and an alcoholic egg.
He looks like he's considering going up against a Sicilian even though death is on the line.
December 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
He looks like he's considering going up against a Sicilian even though death is on the line.
"glue sommeliers" is a god-tier burn. 🤣
December 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"glue sommeliers" is a god-tier burn. 🤣
Bro's got one foot in the closet and that's IT.
December 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Bro's got one foot in the closet and that's IT.
THIS EGG WILL NEVER CRACK PRAISE JEEBUS
December 18, 2025 at 11:37 PM
THIS EGG WILL NEVER CRACK PRAISE JEEBUS
I can see why you'd think that, but we only chase down hot guys in McDonald's, so if you're not a hot guy in a McDonald's, you're golden.
December 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I can see why you'd think that, but we only chase down hot guys in McDonald's, so if you're not a hot guy in a McDonald's, you're golden.
My favorite moment of attempted transphobia was last year when I was still on Facebook and some asshole told me that I would "never be a real man" and I got to say "thank you."
He blocked me after that.
He blocked me after that.
December 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My favorite moment of attempted transphobia was last year when I was still on Facebook and some asshole told me that I would "never be a real man" and I got to say "thank you."
He blocked me after that.
He blocked me after that.
Gotta check with the Bailey's first.
December 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Gotta check with the Bailey's first.
Oh look, it's the consequences of their actions come back to haunt them. Who could've seen this coming?
December 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Oh look, it's the consequences of their actions come back to haunt them. Who could've seen this coming?
As someone who cut her toxic parents ten years too late, I just want to say:
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
As someone who cut her toxic parents ten years too late, I just want to say:
