some guy on the internet
@notsogrump.bsky.social
I do things with computers. Nothing notable. Maryland blue crab evangelist. Cheesesteak enjoyer. Motorsports and automotive enthusiast.
Me all this week, though I am mentally preparing for Tomlin to step on my throat and extinguish this glimmer of hope the Ravens have given me.
when will my tummy return from hort
December 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me all this week, though I am mentally preparing for Tomlin to step on my throat and extinguish this glimmer of hope the Ravens have given me.
I don’t think my heart could handle the scenario of Ravens-Steelers for it all in Week 18.
alright time to start shitting my pants about the 3-12 Cleveland Browns
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I don’t think my heart could handle the scenario of Ravens-Steelers for it all in Week 18.
That King Henry stiff arm 😮💨
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
That King Henry stiff arm 😮💨
Lord willing, of course.
He's giving his robot a gun and it's gonna kill him
This man is 54 years old.
December 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Lord willing, of course.
Yo @repdean.bsky.social, your constituents want this. Please help.
Want a vote to impeach Trump? Bondi? Patel? Make a committee investigate or draft articles for you? Appoint managers Johnson doesn't want?
Repeat after me: "Mr. Speaker, pursuant to clause 2(a)(1) of Rule IX, I rise to give notice of my intention to raise a question of the privileges of the House."
Repeat after me: "Mr. Speaker, pursuant to clause 2(a)(1) of Rule IX, I rise to give notice of my intention to raise a question of the privileges of the House."
December 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yo @repdean.bsky.social, your constituents want this. Please help.
@eitmonline.bsky.social my parents once wrote a letter to the owners of a beach house they had rented for a few years. It was a no-pets house and they had just adopted a rescued lab for my disabled sister, so my mom wrote a whole sob story to the owners asking if we could bring the dog.
December 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social my parents once wrote a letter to the owners of a beach house they had rented for a few years. It was a no-pets house and they had just adopted a rescued lab for my disabled sister, so my mom wrote a whole sob story to the owners asking if we could bring the dog.
Fuck these Dems and may they never have a moment of peace for the rest of their lives. Absolutely heinous shit.
Republicans voting against the felony national trans youth healthcare ban were Brian Fitzpatrick (PA), Gabe Evans (CO), Michael Lawler (NY), Mike Kennedy (UT).
Dems voting FOR the felony ban were Henry Cueller (TX), Vincente Gonzalez (TX), Don Davis (NC).
3 NVs on both sides.
Dems voting FOR the felony ban were Henry Cueller (TX), Vincente Gonzalez (TX), Don Davis (NC).
3 NVs on both sides.
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Fuck these Dems and may they never have a moment of peace for the rest of their lives. Absolutely heinous shit.
in baltimore you are legally required to put mac and cheese (and crab and old bay) on your hot dog.
December 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
in baltimore you are legally required to put mac and cheese (and crab and old bay) on your hot dog.
The textbook definition of skill issue. I really want to put these chuds in a car with a manual transmission and watch them have a mental breakdown.
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The textbook definition of skill issue. I really want to put these chuds in a car with a manual transmission and watch them have a mental breakdown.
@eitmonline.bsky.social FYI - your dear friend Travis Pastrana just dropped a new Gymkhana video minutes ago: youtu.be/daYgg2YSA2g?...
[HOONIGAN] Gymkhana 2025: Aussie Shred — Travis Pastrana DEFIES PHYSICS in the Subaru Brataroo
YouTube video by Hoonigan
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social FYI - your dear friend Travis Pastrana just dropped a new Gymkhana video minutes ago: youtu.be/daYgg2YSA2g?...
Me watching teams left out of the CFP melt down as my barely bowl-eligible PSU goes to play a game at a baseball stadium.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Me watching teams left out of the CFP melt down as my barely bowl-eligible PSU goes to play a game at a baseball stadium.
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[in a video to the guy who finished dead last in his fantasy league] hello ultrasteve, it’s your favorite president, Donald J. Trump. your friends let me know that you actually won the fantasy football championship this year, by a lot. that’s great news
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
[in a video to the guy who finished dead last in his fantasy league] hello ultrasteve, it’s your favorite president, Donald J. Trump. your friends let me know that you actually won the fantasy football championship this year, by a lot. that’s great news
I hate everything about this.
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I hate everything about this.
Phils are cooked this year lmao
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Phils are cooked this year lmao
not everything needs a yearly recap. thank you for coming to my ted talk
Discord is doing a "wrapped" kinda thing now. Apparently I'm in the top 10% of Discord message senders? But it has a page talking about the person I share the most time with and suggested a message for me to send them, which would be... extremely inappropriate as it's someone who works for me.
December 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
not everything needs a yearly recap. thank you for coming to my ted talk
Sources tell me a squirrel with a slice of Canyon Pizza drenched in ranch is the new favorite candidate.
Hot Board 10.0
-Matt Campbell
-A used jiz rag
-user SalutetheTroops420
-Houston Nutt
-Pile of shitty leaves frozen in slush
-Matt Campbell
-A used jiz rag
-user SalutetheTroops420
-Houston Nutt
-Pile of shitty leaves frozen in slush
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Sources tell me a squirrel with a slice of Canyon Pizza drenched in ranch is the new favorite candidate.
@cjzero.bsky.social alert: the KJ Duff catch in the PSU-Rutgers game
November 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
@cjzero.bsky.social alert: the KJ Duff catch in the PSU-Rutgers game
I’m a happy popsicle.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I’m a happy popsicle.
Let’s be honest, when Jerry gets verified it won’t be a check, it’ll be a 🚫. A permanent Jerry, no scarlet letter he can carry anywhere on bsky.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Let’s be honest, when Jerry gets verified it won’t be a check, it’ll be a 🚫. A permanent Jerry, no scarlet letter he can carry anywhere on bsky.
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
@eitmonline.bsky.social so is Elliot covering my lawyer when I get popped by the police for following his advice?
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
@eitmonline.bsky.social so is Elliot covering my lawyer when I get popped by the police for following his advice?
It’s time for my annual Murderbot Diaries re-read. I will always be grateful to @darthbluesky.bsky.social for posting about it and introducing me to what is now one of my favorite book series of all time.
November 20, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It’s time for my annual Murderbot Diaries re-read. I will always be grateful to @darthbluesky.bsky.social for posting about it and introducing me to what is now one of my favorite book series of all time.
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HOOOOOOOOOOOLY 💩 VICTOR...
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
November 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY 💩 VICTOR...
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
They called a foul on the floor but Wemby slamming on Draymond on the inbounds is cinema and Wemby let Dray know after the slam
I found the video of this event: youtu.be/VFevH5vP32s?...
November 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I found the video of this event: youtu.be/VFevH5vP32s?...