smiff spike
@notquiteaghost.bsky.social
i won't lead, i won't be led, everyone organised, everyone housed and fed | it/its | i'm like if the Old Man Yells At Cloud meme was an autistic twenty-something. i like the mountain goats a normal amount.
notquiteaghost.carrd.co | smiff-spike.tumblr.com
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Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
February 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
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If you want to know how deeply unserious our govt is about curbing the rising tide of the fash, this is it: Yvette Cooper & Dan Jarvis *reject* the findings of the report *they commissioned* bc it concludes claims of 2 tier policing & the exploitation of the grooming gang scandal are fash narratives
January 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If you want to know how deeply unserious our govt is about curbing the rising tide of the fash, this is it: Yvette Cooper & Dan Jarvis *reject* the findings of the report *they commissioned* bc it concludes claims of 2 tier policing & the exploitation of the grooming gang scandal are fash narratives
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MOVIE FACT: Elijah Wood's character in Return of The King was named "Frodo Baggins", a subtle reference to a character with the same name also played by Wood in one of director Peter Jackson's earlier films
January 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
MOVIE FACT: Elijah Wood's character in Return of The King was named "Frodo Baggins", a subtle reference to a character with the same name also played by Wood in one of director Peter Jackson's earlier films
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If elon musk is so smart how come he isn’t
May 17, 2023 at 11:13 AM
If elon musk is so smart how come he isn’t
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Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Today in relatable science: Gulls making a mysterious daily trip that turned out to be to a potato chip factory
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Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
November 15, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
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Personage (Autoportrait) by Robert Motherwell, 1943
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137158
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137158
November 15, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Personage (Autoportrait) by Robert Motherwell, 1943
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137158
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137158
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Yeah promising to do evil things that no one believes you want as badly as the other guys is not attractive to your base or the other guys. If nothing else because it is the behaviour of a sad sack loser and people really feel that in their bones. Thanks Zoe.
bsky.app/profile/zoej...
bsky.app/profile/zoej...
November 15, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Yeah promising to do evil things that no one believes you want as badly as the other guys is not attractive to your base or the other guys. If nothing else because it is the behaviour of a sad sack loser and people really feel that in their bones. Thanks Zoe.
bsky.app/profile/zoej...
bsky.app/profile/zoej...
when will bluesky let me lock my acct so i can quit the hellsite for good
November 13, 2024 at 5:36 PM
when will bluesky let me lock my acct so i can quit the hellsite for good
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Good morning.
Here’s a post with single-sentence paragraph breaks.
It has a bunch of likes for some fucking reason.
This is important.
Now.
Here’s a post with single-sentence paragraph breaks.
It has a bunch of likes for some fucking reason.
This is important.
Now.
November 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Good morning.
Here’s a post with single-sentence paragraph breaks.
It has a bunch of likes for some fucking reason.
This is important.
Now.
Here’s a post with single-sentence paragraph breaks.
It has a bunch of likes for some fucking reason.
This is important.
Now.
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And also laid 1500 people off!
Spotify just reported record-breaking profits.
In totally unrelated news, Spotify stopped paying nearly 90% of artists on the service ANYTHING (no royalties for songs w <1k streams/year)
In totally unrelated news, Spotify stopped paying nearly 90% of artists on the service ANYTHING (no royalties for songs w <1k streams/year)
Spotify Hits 252M Premium Subscribers, On Track For First Full Year of Profitability
"We’re where we set out to be — if not a little further — and on a steady path toward achieving our long-term goals," said CEO Daniel Ek.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 13, 2024 at 4:09 PM
And also laid 1500 people off!
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Lots of people still don't know about this feature! It's very, very good. Reduces dunks and pile-ons, and hey, even just people being annoying or missing the point when they quote.
📢 1.90 is rolling out now (3/11)
Every post now has the ability to “detach” quote posts.
Quote posts are great but sometimes they’re used to dunk on people. This tool gives you a quick way to remove your post from the quote, reducing the unwanted attention that a quote might bring.
Every post now has the ability to “detach” quote posts.
Quote posts are great but sometimes they’re used to dunk on people. This tool gives you a quick way to remove your post from the quote, reducing the unwanted attention that a quote might bring.
November 11, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Lots of people still don't know about this feature! It's very, very good. Reduces dunks and pile-ons, and hey, even just people being annoying or missing the point when they quote.
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deck of spirits 2.0 has begun ✨🗝️ #art
September 13, 2023 at 11:03 PM
deck of spirits 2.0 has begun ✨🗝️ #art
i am simply going to post abt my degus until i find the other bsky degu people
July 27, 2023 at 12:15 PM
i am simply going to post abt my degus until i find the other bsky degu people
i went in to see degus this morning while i waited for the kettle to boil & got extensively squeaked at for just standing there & not feeding them. then after i was back upstairs i heard newt n kit get extensively squeaked at for feeding them. in this house we are squeaked at
July 27, 2023 at 12:10 PM
i went in to see degus this morning while i waited for the kettle to boil & got extensively squeaked at for just standing there & not feeding them. then after i was back upstairs i heard newt n kit get extensively squeaked at for feeding them. in this house we are squeaked at
[guy who's had 'autism' as a spinterest for over a decade voice] oh we're doing a deal? buy one get one free on information i already had?
July 27, 2023 at 10:36 AM
[guy who's had 'autism' as a spinterest for over a decade voice] oh we're doing a deal? buy one get one free on information i already had?
having the kind of day where in order to get myself to go grocery shopping im saying "ok you can go to the comic shop and you can get ONE comic"
July 26, 2023 at 3:16 PM
having the kind of day where in order to get myself to go grocery shopping im saying "ok you can go to the comic shop and you can get ONE comic"
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Was just in a video meeting with my team and at the end my boss asked, "Ian, why is there footage of wildlife playing on the screen behind you" and I had to say "my cat is watching YouTube"
July 26, 2023 at 2:48 AM
Was just in a video meeting with my team and at the end my boss asked, "Ian, why is there footage of wildlife playing on the screen behind you" and I had to say "my cat is watching YouTube"
introduce yourself with
one book - a guide to undressing your monsters by sam sax
one comic - hawkeye by matt fraction & david aja
one film - pacific rim
one album - transcendental youth by the mountain goats
one book - a guide to undressing your monsters by sam sax
one comic - hawkeye by matt fraction & david aja
one film - pacific rim
one album - transcendental youth by the mountain goats
July 26, 2023 at 12:10 AM
introduce yourself with
one book - a guide to undressing your monsters by sam sax
one comic - hawkeye by matt fraction & david aja
one film - pacific rim
one album - transcendental youth by the mountain goats
one book - a guide to undressing your monsters by sam sax
one comic - hawkeye by matt fraction & david aja
one film - pacific rim
one album - transcendental youth by the mountain goats
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Just discovered this tool that helps you find your Twitter follows over here. Super helpful and should go a long way toward making the Bluesky experience feel more like the version of Twitter that we actually liked. https://skeet.labnotes.org
Skeet @ labnotes.org
Find your Twitter/Mastodon follows on BlueSky
skeet.labnotes.org
July 3, 2023 at 12:12 PM
Just discovered this tool that helps you find your Twitter follows over here. Super helpful and should go a long way toward making the Bluesky experience feel more like the version of Twitter that we actually liked. https://skeet.labnotes.org
obsessed with the chippy i just ordered delivery from that has the option to add scraps to every non-drink menu option. fuck yeah just keep piling them on
July 25, 2023 at 5:37 PM
obsessed with the chippy i just ordered delivery from that has the option to add scraps to every non-drink menu option. fuck yeah just keep piling them on
one stardew feature i wld v much like is a 'no romance' toggle. went to robin's to get the fish pond n triggered the cut scene where demetrius warns u to treat maru nicely & my guy i am not trying to date her. i am handing flowers to everyone i walk past. i am saving myself for krobus.
July 25, 2023 at 3:05 PM
one stardew feature i wld v much like is a 'no romance' toggle. went to robin's to get the fish pond n triggered the cut scene where demetrius warns u to treat maru nicely & my guy i am not trying to date her. i am handing flowers to everyone i walk past. i am saving myself for krobus.