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In the summer of 1997 my mom decided to hire an Elmo for a promotional event for new parents at her internet cafe, and every single photo of that event is cursed beyond belief.
March 15, 2024 at 2:07 AM
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Saw this version of the final Calvin & Hobbes online today and… if you can’t tell what’s wrong with it, that’s a shame. But adding shade to the white wrecks the thing. Modern repro keeps doing this: colourising strips at a greater level of “sophistication” than originally printed, and wrecking them.
December 18, 2023 at 8:41 AM
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don’t call cops for wellness checks
December 7, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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Oh hey. Nice kitchen. Mind if I go absolutely bugfuck goon mode in it for no reason?
December 8, 2023 at 5:11 PM
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the guillotine is a james cameron movie, the machete is a ridley scott movie, in this essay I will
December 8, 2023 at 9:05 PM
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It's incredible how accurately Shel Silverstein predicted AI decades ago
December 7, 2023 at 3:00 AM
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December 6, 2023 at 3:49 PM
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I laughed too much at this. Apologies.
December 5, 2023 at 11:48 AM
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nobody actually took the true lesson of A Christmas Carol, which is that one of the few (non-violent) tools you have to curb the bad behavior of the rich/powerful is forcing them to confront just how much everyone else on earth fucking hates them
November 30, 2023 at 3:59 AM
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i can't imagine why she'd stop sucking dick in hell
November 30, 2023 at 4:30 AM
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outfit looks like what you'd see if you plugged "what if launchpad mcquack got divorced" into an AI image generator
November 30, 2023 at 12:20 AM
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Ideal blunt rotation, Star Trek edition
November 23, 2023 at 12:24 AM
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November 21, 2023 at 6:45 AM
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Don't assume you have a diagnosis when you might just be weird. Being weird is a gift. Find the others
November 21, 2023 at 11:42 AM
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gurgling noises
November 21, 2023 at 4:19 AM
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This is the guy
November 20, 2023 at 3:07 AM
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are you looking for a thrilling new Thanksgiving recipe
November 19, 2023 at 11:20 PM
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Everyone's constant reminder that how other people choose to present their gender is simply none of your fucking business
oh are we doing the “transfemmes have to at least try to assimilate physically to be REALLY transfemme otherwise they’re harming REAL transfemmes” thing again?

I was a “facial hair AMAB Enby” for two years before I felt comfy in my transfemininity to not. Some just LIKE looking that way. Fuck off.
November 19, 2023 at 8:59 AM
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hmm, so this has been stuck in my head for days
November 19, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
November 18, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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To clarify, when he speaks "ex cathedra" (latin for "from the chair") he is infallible, so this is all about if he was using his legs at the time.
November 16, 2023 at 10:37 PM
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Nationalize SpaceX, Nationalize Tesla, Nationalize Starlink, Nationalize Twitter, Disband Boring. And put Musk in Guantanamo.
This antisemitic fuckwit has control of a very significant national security assets in the Starlink system, and the launch systems of SpaceX

I think it is strategic malpractice to leave those capabilities in his hands.
Fuck Elon Musk and fuck his moron fans.
November 15, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Wait, what!!
For the first time in over 17 years, André 3000 is releasing an album of new music

“New Blue Sun” was announced today and set to be released this Friday, Nov. 17 t.co/CUQ55Y45KI
November 15, 2023 at 12:35 PM