Lisa Barlow Cyber Security
@notomatoes.bsky.social
Somebody come over and go crazy on my ass with a massage gun
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Somebody come over and go crazy on my ass with a massage gun
The fuck you mean thanksgiving is next week?
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The fuck you mean thanksgiving is next week?
Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch
Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch
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just like me
they long to be
gross to you
they long to be
gross to you
October 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
just like me
they long to be
gross to you
they long to be
gross to you
I'm gonna invent a whole new astrology based on the two middle digits of your social security number.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm gonna invent a whole new astrology based on the two middle digits of your social security number.
I got a two minute video of an elderly dog eating dinner. This art shit is easy
September 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I got a two minute video of an elderly dog eating dinner. This art shit is easy
Really though, I only want a little dog/dogs so I can coordinate Halloween costumes with them.
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Really though, I only want a little dog/dogs so I can coordinate Halloween costumes with them.
I will fist fight the 22 bus
September 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I will fist fight the 22 bus
*Screams in Meredith Marks*
"I NEED A TEQUILA SODA NOOWW"
"I NEED A TEQUILA SODA NOOWW"
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
*Screams in Meredith Marks*
"I NEED A TEQUILA SODA NOOWW"
"I NEED A TEQUILA SODA NOOWW"
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YouTube Premium is updating its terms of service to prep for banning people who use VPNs.
August 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
YouTube Premium is updating its terms of service to prep for banning people who use VPNs.
The thing that really freaks me out is how in 20 years I'm going to look back on this time and think how good it actually was...
August 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The thing that really freaks me out is how in 20 years I'm going to look back on this time and think how good it actually was...
If you wanna know what anti homeless seating looked like from 1921, there's no better place than Chicago's very own Allstate Arena.
August 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you wanna know what anti homeless seating looked like from 1921, there's no better place than Chicago's very own Allstate Arena.
Lol it's almost refreshing to hear someone going off about chemtrails now
August 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Lol it's almost refreshing to hear someone going off about chemtrails now
Bedtime shower baby
July 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Bedtime shower baby
Very dude coded to be absolutely ecstatic talking to someone 20 years younger than you.
July 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Very dude coded to be absolutely ecstatic talking to someone 20 years younger than you.
One thing that will always guide me is whatever I'm doing, wherever I'm at, I WILL be comfortable.
July 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One thing that will always guide me is whatever I'm doing, wherever I'm at, I WILL be comfortable.
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If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the starvation of Gaza, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
July 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the starvation of Gaza, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.
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One thing that people living paycheck to paycheck love is tax rebates. They love to spend money and then get it back in a year. It’s the best
July 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
One thing that people living paycheck to paycheck love is tax rebates. They love to spend money and then get it back in a year. It’s the best
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Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
July 13, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
Blood pressure was 118/78 suck my ass
July 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Blood pressure was 118/78 suck my ass
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"don't blame me, i have a land acknowledgement in my bio"
July 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"don't blame me, i have a land acknowledgement in my bio"
Does anyone have that video where the two twinks tell the camera "show us... that cock... right now"? I need it for a review of 28 years later.
June 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Does anyone have that video where the two twinks tell the camera "show us... that cock... right now"? I need it for a review of 28 years later.
I'm about to lose my shit on every car in Chicago
June 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm about to lose my shit on every car in Chicago
Feeling hopeless? Buy a new bath mat. This is your reminder your bath mat is nasty and needs to be replaced. I don't burn sage, I just buy new bath mats.
June 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Feeling hopeless? Buy a new bath mat. This is your reminder your bath mat is nasty and needs to be replaced. I don't burn sage, I just buy new bath mats.
Every time I see LED rope lights I can smell cum.
June 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Every time I see LED rope lights I can smell cum.