Lisa Barlow Cyber Security
@notomatoes.bsky.social
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if any chicagoans just got a spam text about the hemp ban please know the org is run by a florida maga vivek guy
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
if any chicagoans just got a spam text about the hemp ban please know the org is run by a florida maga vivek guy
Writing a manga about the Nebraska men's NCAA basketball team
January 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Writing a manga about the Nebraska men's NCAA basketball team
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
That scene at the end of the 1st Dr Strange movie where he uses the time stone to trap Dormmamu into an endless loop of killing him, but it's just me trying to remember some gay guy's name at a bar.
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 AM
That scene at the end of the 1st Dr Strange movie where he uses the time stone to trap Dormmamu into an endless loop of killing him, but it's just me trying to remember some gay guy's name at a bar.
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This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!
The Denver airport is the hellmouth of the United States
December 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
The Denver airport is the hellmouth of the United States
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Product idea: Sapphic™️ branded Stud Finder
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Product idea: Sapphic™️ branded Stud Finder
Getting nice and fat for the clothing optional spa tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Getting nice and fat for the clothing optional spa tomorrow
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this might hurt a lot of friends' feelings but chicago bulls fans display a level of "it's so over / we're so back" histrionics that i mainly associate with the philadelphia eagles
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
this might hurt a lot of friends' feelings but chicago bulls fans display a level of "it's so over / we're so back" histrionics that i mainly associate with the philadelphia eagles
Somebody come over and go crazy on my ass with a massage gun
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Somebody come over and go crazy on my ass with a massage gun
The fuck you mean thanksgiving is next week?
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The fuck you mean thanksgiving is next week?
Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch
Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch
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just like me
they long to be
gross to you
they long to be
gross to you
October 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
just like me
they long to be
gross to you
they long to be
gross to you
I'm gonna invent a whole new astrology based on the two middle digits of your social security number.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm gonna invent a whole new astrology based on the two middle digits of your social security number.
I got a two minute video of an elderly dog eating dinner. This art shit is easy
September 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I got a two minute video of an elderly dog eating dinner. This art shit is easy
Really though, I only want a little dog/dogs so I can coordinate Halloween costumes with them.
September 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Really though, I only want a little dog/dogs so I can coordinate Halloween costumes with them.
I will fist fight the 22 bus
September 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I will fist fight the 22 bus
*Screams in Meredith Marks*
"I NEED A TEQUILA SODA NOOWW"
"I NEED A TEQUILA SODA NOOWW"
September 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
*Screams in Meredith Marks*
"I NEED A TEQUILA SODA NOOWW"
"I NEED A TEQUILA SODA NOOWW"
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YouTube Premium is updating its terms of service to prep for banning people who use VPNs.
August 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
YouTube Premium is updating its terms of service to prep for banning people who use VPNs.
The thing that really freaks me out is how in 20 years I'm going to look back on this time and think how good it actually was...
August 15, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The thing that really freaks me out is how in 20 years I'm going to look back on this time and think how good it actually was...
If you wanna know what anti homeless seating looked like from 1921, there's no better place than Chicago's very own Allstate Arena.
August 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
If you wanna know what anti homeless seating looked like from 1921, there's no better place than Chicago's very own Allstate Arena.
Lol it's almost refreshing to hear someone going off about chemtrails now
August 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Lol it's almost refreshing to hear someone going off about chemtrails now
Bedtime shower baby
July 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Bedtime shower baby
Very dude coded to be absolutely ecstatic talking to someone 20 years younger than you.
July 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Very dude coded to be absolutely ecstatic talking to someone 20 years younger than you.
One thing that will always guide me is whatever I'm doing, wherever I'm at, I WILL be comfortable.
July 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One thing that will always guide me is whatever I'm doing, wherever I'm at, I WILL be comfortable.