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Mothra Teresa
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I'm too serious to be a dilettante and too much a dabbler to be a professional
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Well, 4pm seems like a great time to post this! Here's my top films of the year, please watch it, I loved making it and I kept it short this year!
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Dreamed I was forced to chop piles and piles of red onions that were then getting scooped into piñatas
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Little girl, probably 7 at the oldest, singing Ultraviolence into a karaoke machine on Hollywood Blvd is gonna stick with me
January 20, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Still very excited to see Mulholland Drive on Saturday, but going to be a little angry for the next few days that the Egyptian is showing Return to Oz at the exact same goddam time
January 19, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Don’t let your Scream nostalgia lead you to the cinema for 7, they are loud and clear about their support of genocide! Nevil Campbell and Croneney Cox I hope you never know peace!
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
The urge for spaghetti with brown butter and mizithra cheese hit and I’ve been bussing around for the last hour to gather everything I need. Thankfully everything lined up perfectly!
January 11, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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Sal Mineo's birthday is a great occasion to watch WHO KILLED TEDDY BEAR? Sure, he plays a baddie, but his commitment carried this 42nd Street slice of neo-noir sleaze (in and of itself not a bad thing) into cult film status. Also? Sal Mineo.
January 11, 2026 at 1:54 AM
What was your #childhoodcinema

The Burbank AMC 14 and the Centruy 8
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I got a picture of a guy fucking himself with a dildo served up on my tl today with the caption “what if it were you” and not one comment was a picture from the Norwegian butter crisis video. Shame.
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I bought a jump rope because I’m obsessed with learning how to do that throw/spin thing that the jump rope gay on instagram does so I’m looking forward to hitting myself in the face with the handle a lot in 2026
January 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Van Goth is the single most Bob’s Burgers looking person that has ever existed. The face, the lips specifically, the neck width and that lisp
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Let’s get out those electrodes, boys, we’re playing god in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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I think this may be my favourite Kids in the Hall sketch.
Kids In The Hall - Fag!
YouTube video by Sílvio Góis
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January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆
January 1, 2026 at 4:55 AM
This is the dick potato! Reskeet for good dick in 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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This broccoli cheddar soup george made is one of the best things I’ve ever eaten
January 1, 2026 at 4:51 AM
If you’re in town go check this out!
LA! LF3 is playing the film again on NYE at 3:30pm - followed by a Q&A with Alia Shawkat and writer/director Hailey Benton Gates 🐢
Saw Atropia this weekend & dug it. Weird tone for a romantic comedy but it works. Alia Shawkat is funny as hell and whoever styled Chloë Sevigny deserves an award.
December 31, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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RIP Claudia Cardinale. Much like Robert Redford, she was a rare case of a beautiful performer with a filmography full of bangers who did NOT become right-wing later in life. Here she is punching fascist Brigitte Bardot in the face in Les Pétroleuses (1971).
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
There is nothing so viciously accusatory when you’re uncut as being followed by a smegma fetishist.
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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me and the boys making the Yuletide bright
December 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Sniffies in Whoville is like anon cumdump behind the Wazzle-Doo Doodler from 3-4PM
December 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There’s someone putting up these stupid pro-Trump stickers in my work neighborhood and I rip ‘em down whenever they get slapped up, but the most infuriating aspect is just how deeply embarrassing they are. Like Trump with a lightsaber, or holding a rose or a wine glass. I need to see them put one up
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Made some Dark ‘n Stormy cookies
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 AM
You ever make a batch of cookies, realize you left a fundamental texture and flavor component out and have to bake a second correct batch right after you finish baking and glazing the first inferior batch?
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Best mall interaction over a decade:
Me wearing a Fleet Foxes shirt
Macys check out lady: “With your Fleet Foxes shirt. I bet you listen to Vampire Weekend”
“No, never”
“Rilo Kiley then…”
“Nope”
*Squints* “New Pornographers”
“Yes! Well, mostly just Neko Case.”
*Nods* “I know what you are.” *Winks*
December 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM