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if you take me seriously that’s on you!
🇨🇦 gtha
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🇨🇦 gtha
🔞 nsfw
💍 @ryran.bsky.social
Some psycho in a pick up on the highway tried to crash into me and my friends, then tried to drive us into the median, then blocked the off-ramp, then followed us for 20 mins until we pulled into a police station, then sat across the street from us and revved for a while before leaving. Um. Hehe!
February 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Some psycho in a pick up on the highway tried to crash into me and my friends, then tried to drive us into the median, then blocked the off-ramp, then followed us for 20 mins until we pulled into a police station, then sat across the street from us and revved for a while before leaving. Um. Hehe!
If you thought I was annoying before, good luck now that the lizard DNA in my brain has been activated as I fulfill my destiny of becoming a hardcore Madonna fan
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
If you thought I was annoying before, good luck now that the lizard DNA in my brain has been activated as I fulfill my destiny of becoming a hardcore Madonna fan
Where Life Begins
February 14, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Where Life Begins
Leland’s looking……… puckered
February 14, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Leland’s looking……… puckered
Utada Li you’ve done it again
Lucky Again by Lykke Li on Apple Music
music.apple.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Utada Li you’ve done it again
4 day long weekend is NOW
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
4 day long weekend is NOW
Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo, ooh la laaa
a group of women are sitting in a theatre watching a show . one of the women is wearing a plaid jacket .
ALT: a group of women are sitting in a theatre watching a show . one of the women is wearing a plaid jacket .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Shoo-bee-doo-bee-doo, ooh la laaa
ctfu when I signed up for Hilary Duff presale because like… she can’t sing but I love her!!!
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
ctfu when I signed up for Hilary Duff presale because like… she can’t sing but I love her!!!
Normal ass gay men putting watermarks on mid selfies always kills me like… nobody’s stealing those…
February 12, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Normal ass gay men putting watermarks on mid selfies always kills me like… nobody’s stealing those…
Two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
U Should Know Better (feat. Snoop Dogg) by Robyn & Snoop Dogg on Apple Music
Song · 2010 · Duration 4:01
music.apple.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactlyyyy”
OK um…… I think Erotica just changed my DNA on a fundamental level
Today I continued with Madonna’s discography to correct my bad upbringing (tasteless parents). I re-listened to self-titled & Like a Virgin and had my first full listens of:
True Blue (phenomenal)
Like a Prayer (half phenomenal, half that gif of Britney dancing with a doll)
I’m Breathless (lol)
True Blue (phenomenal)
Like a Prayer (half phenomenal, half that gif of Britney dancing with a doll)
I’m Breathless (lol)
February 11, 2026 at 9:49 PM
OK um…… I think Erotica just changed my DNA on a fundamental level
Choosing to SMILE! (I put on 9 to 5)
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Choosing to SMILE! (I put on 9 to 5)
Girl who ate my earplugs this morning and threw them up on the carpet just now
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Girl who ate my earplugs this morning and threw them up on the carpet just now
Every Snatch Game is the worst Snatch Game
February 11, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Every Snatch Game is the worst Snatch Game
Today I continued with Madonna’s discography to correct my bad upbringing (tasteless parents). I re-listened to self-titled & Like a Virgin and had my first full listens of:
True Blue (phenomenal)
Like a Prayer (half phenomenal, half that gif of Britney dancing with a doll)
I’m Breathless (lol)
True Blue (phenomenal)
Like a Prayer (half phenomenal, half that gif of Britney dancing with a doll)
I’m Breathless (lol)
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Today I continued with Madonna’s discography to correct my bad upbringing (tasteless parents). I re-listened to self-titled & Like a Virgin and had my first full listens of:
True Blue (phenomenal)
Like a Prayer (half phenomenal, half that gif of Britney dancing with a doll)
I’m Breathless (lol)
True Blue (phenomenal)
Like a Prayer (half phenomenal, half that gif of Britney dancing with a doll)
I’m Breathless (lol)
I just barely finished a 3.5 hr drive where I had to pull over twice and where I spilled hand sanitizer and my latte all over myself and now I need to run a 3 hr meeting
February 10, 2026 at 5:10 PM
I just barely finished a 3.5 hr drive where I had to pull over twice and where I spilled hand sanitizer and my latte all over myself and now I need to run a 3 hr meeting
I’ll die a Katy hater but I always liked this song
9 years ago today, Katy Perry released “Chained To The Rhythm” featuring Skip Marley.
February 10, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I’ll die a Katy hater but I always liked this song
Neeeeeeed to corner a loved one into saying fag sometime soon.
February 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Neeeeeeed to corner a loved one into saying fag sometime soon.
bigfatmathew post something without a barely relevant reaction image or die challenge
bigfatmathew:
bigfatmathew:
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
bigfatmathew post something without a barely relevant reaction image or die challenge
bigfatmathew:
bigfatmathew:
I just went through all this trouble to rescue a cat toy from under the fridge because Jeep was looking brokenhearted and I can’t stand to see my dorter like that … only it wasn’t a toy it was a wad of garbage she was kicking around
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I just went through all this trouble to rescue a cat toy from under the fridge because Jeep was looking brokenhearted and I can’t stand to see my dorter like that … only it wasn’t a toy it was a wad of garbage she was kicking around
GodDAMN what a good time to stan Mx Germanotta that woman makes me so GAYYY
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
GodDAMN what a good time to stan Mx Germanotta that woman makes me so GAYYY
We got to pleek! pleek! in our Gleewatch
February 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
We got to pleek! pleek! in our Gleewatch
Taking selfies on company time 😌
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Taking selfies on company time 😌
Cancelled the rest of my meetings for the day because I simply don’t feel like it
February 9, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Cancelled the rest of my meetings for the day because I simply don’t feel like it
Blocked by someone who liked all of my posts but never followed me… OK
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Blocked by someone who liked all of my posts but never followed me… OK