Bipolar 2Chainz
@notlenny2.bsky.social
Congratulatory memorials and laudatory poems addressed to the emperor
Just throw charming socialists at him until we get free healthcare
November 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just throw charming socialists at him until we get free healthcare
Most of my running injuries can be boiled down to “limp bizkit came on”
October 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Most of my running injuries can be boiled down to “limp bizkit came on”
Imagine missing Janet’s boob for this dogshit
From @theathletic.com: Turning Point USA, the organization founded by the late right-wing activist Charlie Kirk, announced that it will be hosting its own Super Bowl halftime show on Feb. 8, 2026, to rival the NFL’s choice of Bad Bunny.
Turning Point USA, group founded by Charlie Kirk, announces Super Bowl halftime counterprogramming
Turning Point USA is calling its Super Bowl halftime show a celebration of "faith, family and freedom."
nyti.ms
October 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Imagine missing Janet’s boob for this dogshit
Those are the chicago-guyist Texans in the world
Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Those are the chicago-guyist Texans in the world
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Me: *pays 140 dollars*
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
October 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Me: *pays 140 dollars*
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*
Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!
Me: *delighted* *pays 140
The third biggest object of all time? Behind black holes and your mom?
October 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
The third biggest object of all time? Behind black holes and your mom?
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If I could tell my 30-year-old self anything it would be that if you exercise a lot you can eat like a literal horse
October 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If I could tell my 30-year-old self anything it would be that if you exercise a lot you can eat like a literal horse
Driver 8
September 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Driver 8
I dont just post into the void, i also share music i make with the void! My dad helped me on this one! youtu.be/2rAdg9ywQtE?...
I Had Some Help (Post Malone) - Cover by Ghost Runners
YouTube video by Ghost Runners
youtu.be
July 4, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I dont just post into the void, i also share music i make with the void! My dad helped me on this one! youtu.be/2rAdg9ywQtE?...
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i don’t like brunch so my sign says “IF KAMALA WAS PRESIDENT WE’D ALL BE ALONE IN OUR CARS EATING CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCHES OVER THE CENTER CONSOLES SO WE DONT DRIP FIRE SAUCE ON OUR SHIRTS”
June 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
i don’t like brunch so my sign says “IF KAMALA WAS PRESIDENT WE’D ALL BE ALONE IN OUR CARS EATING CHEESY GORDITA CRUNCHES OVER THE CENTER CONSOLES SO WE DONT DRIP FIRE SAUCE ON OUR SHIRTS”
*love
June 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
*love
Name a band you’ve seen live with a pic
June 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Name a band you’ve seen live with a pic
Got a griddle grill today. The side picture has a whole ass deck-breakfast being made which sucks cause I thought that was my idea
May 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Got a griddle grill today. The side picture has a whole ass deck-breakfast being made which sucks cause I thought that was my idea
Advil bath bomb when
May 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Advil bath bomb when
Just Balls Pritzker
May 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Just Balls Pritzker
Happiness won’t find you. Happiness is a door you must proactively seek out and perpetually work to walk through.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Happiness won’t find you. Happiness is a door you must proactively seek out and perpetually work to walk through.
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feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
May 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
Breaking: @wgntv.com is now the media arm of the Catholic Church
May 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Breaking: @wgntv.com is now the media arm of the Catholic Church
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They're scrambling around the Vatican looking for the Alan Parsons intro music the new Pope wants.
May 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
They're scrambling around the Vatican looking for the Alan Parsons intro music the new Pope wants.
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BREAKING: New Papal Decree -- using ketchup on a hot dog is no an excommunicable sin.
May 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
BREAKING: New Papal Decree -- using ketchup on a hot dog is no an excommunicable sin.
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
24 Angry Men
24 Angry Men
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
4002: A Space Odyssey
4002: A Space Odyssey
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
24 Monkeys
24 Monkeys
May 5, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie
24 Angry Men
24 Angry Men