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he/him. MSV, Desert-class.
#botmaker:
- @dungeon-junk.bsky.social
- @dunsonndraggan.bsky.social
- @space-stories.bsky.social
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Welcome to all my new followers! Check out my Bsky bots:
@dungeon-junk.bsky.social - bad dungeon loot
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social - imagining an Ikea RPG
@space-stories.bsky.social - little stories from space
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November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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The Thing (dir. John Carpenter, 1982)
This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Catching up with @patrickklepek.bsky.social's European vacation podcast, and never felt more patriotic than when he said every time he got on the tube or a bus someone offered their seat to his kids.
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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another mess
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I don't really get the "Booker" Prize, I thought they were called "authors"?
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Me living by the sword: "Haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!!"
Me dying by the sword: "Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck."
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I enjoy TV shows being released weekly, I think it's beneficial to have an element of anticipation and excitement each week before I can read the Wikipedia plot summary.
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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As always
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I used to be really into Jimmy Eat World
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Yawns are weird. You're tired? Why don't you open your mouth really big about it? What's that? You're not tired, but you saw someone else open their mouth big? Well, guess what.
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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we've all been there, seen a film and decided immediately, yeah, this is how I'm gonna dress from now on
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
tfw you detect a massive object emerging from hyperspace 😔
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Doesn't beat "Fix message spam— Baby canceled clean self: too insane"
November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
honestly would buy this on a tshirt
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
@eizebasa.baby apologies if I haven't been reposting you much lately, I think my moderation settings were blocking your posts? Anyway that's sorted now.
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"The mayor-elect has opened a portal" sounds like a line from a Ghostbusters movie
We’re hiring!

Our new resume portal is live, and we’re looking for top talent in NYC to help build this administration and deliver on our affordability agenda.

Could that be you? Apply using the link below.
transition2025.com/apply
November 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
...walk into a bar?
November 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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i love when i log into something and it tells me some shit like Notification Hub is now Alert Village
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM