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my art is stupid and usually pretty mid but at least it's not AI

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It's not often you hear a room cheer for the return of chicken pox, let alone measles. Welcome to Freedom Summit 2025.
What I Saw at This Weekend’s Minnesota MAHA Fest Scared the Hell out of Me - Racket
Over 1,000 Christian opponents of modern medicine descended on Alexandria, MN, to testify that drugs, doctors, and Satan were making us all sick at the 7th annual Freedom Summit.
racketmn.com
October 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
At work thinking abt the time I was at the county fair in line for a hotdog and some dude points out the railroad spike tucked into a loop on my cargo pants from wandering around earlier that day and he says some shit like "I'm a lover of all things tactical and that's a sick ass lowkey weapon"
🥀🥀
September 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Breaking News: Southern Baptists voted to call for the reversal of the Supreme Court ruling that legalized same-sex marriage, spurred by the end of Roe v. Wade. https://trib.al/BtObJR8
Southern Baptists Adopt Effort to Overturn Same-Sex Marriage
The nation’s largest Protestant denomination was motivated by conservative Christians’ success in reversing Roe v. Wade.
trib.al
June 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
One lucky ebay listing turned into two SLRs, which will be my first foray into film.
I've pretty much exclusively shot on my D5100, and just the viewfinders alone on these blow me away.

Can we bring split prisms back, please?

#film #photography #nikon
May 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I prefer the Jim Varney facial expression chart.
April 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Feels so weird sitting in the work parking lot, people keep staring at me like I'm crazy

It can't be my paint-markered car

i refuse to believe it
April 14, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Do yall fw typewriters cause I fw typewriters heavy

Also @technology PLEASE make a typewriter series I wanna know how they work but if I take mine apart they will never work again 💔
April 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Astonishing to see this statement from the American Academy of Arts & Sciences. All Americans need to internalize where we are and where we’re headed and the urgency of the situation. www.amacad.org/news/board-s...
A Statement from the Board of Directors - April 2025
A statement from the Board of Directors of the American Academy of Arts & Sciences, approved April 2025.
www.amacad.org
April 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Apparently Adobe popped to Bluesky like a flower in Spring.
And then ended like that.
April 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Australian with working visa detained and deported on returning to US from sister’s memorial
Australian with working visa detained and deported on returning to US from sister’s memorial
Man who says he had previously left and re-entered the country multiple times alleges border officials called him ‘retarded’ and boasted ‘Trump is back in town’
www.theguardian.com
April 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Nobody told me I was outta sick time and man this is a bad time economically to be 30% under my usual financial margins
April 10, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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husband texted me
April 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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🐸

Anyway, support HUMAN artists 👩🏻‍🎨👨🏻‍🎨🧑🏻‍🎨
#cute #frog #drawing #humanart
April 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I love my obscenely bright flashlights

(this is not an endorsement to blind anyone especially law enforcement please dont hurt me)
March 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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“Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency
theonion.com/pete-he...
Pete Hegseth Blows Into Breathalyzer To Unlock Phone
WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency, snapping his fingers to get the attention […]
theonion.com
March 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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If this is how it’s gonna be
March 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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this morning i tested my theory: if you roll down the window of your car in traffic and flip the bird, any cybertruck in the area will know it's for them. and that's how i got a cybertruck driver six cars behind me to lay on the horn
March 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Two 13-year-old girls are charged with multiple felonies after seriously injuring another student with a Stanley cup during a fight at a Delaware middle school, officials say.
Teens accused of hitting student in head with Stanley cup charged with felonies
The two 13-year-old Delaware students will also face disciplinary actions after hitting another student "multiple times in the head with a metal Stanley cup," the school district said.
nbcnews.to
March 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
wild time to enter my 20's
(please make it stop)

#art
March 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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February 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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The Los Angeles County Museum of Art posted this today and it’s still cracking me up
February 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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ok!! available now, link below
February 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM