I don't know you
@nosferavous.bsky.social
We're strangers meeting for the first time, okay? Middle-aged artsy and/or fartsy 🔞 He/Him ♑️
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I like to play pool on the first date so he can see how I work the stick and balls
December 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I like to play pool on the first date so he can see how I work the stick and balls
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lobotomize me (sexual)
October 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
lobotomize me (sexual)
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do you mind if i bite you? i need to know now if you're cake.
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 PM
do you mind if i bite you? i need to know now if you're cake.
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Name a Quote from a TV Show.
October 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Name a Quote from a TV Show.
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Have you reached, can taste colors, level of high yet?
September 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Have you reached, can taste colors, level of high yet?
I was excited someone texted me until I remembered my phone is on the charger which means your vibration in my pocket was only gas.
September 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I was excited someone texted me until I remembered my phone is on the charger which means your vibration in my pocket was only gas.
“So there’s this door that covers the electrical panel for the apartment building”
He pulled the door and saw a grey steel frame covered with black latches
“I don’t like it because I want to touch it. I want to know what the breakers are… but I don’t want to get a shock”
A Slavic lady got excited
He pulled the door and saw a grey steel frame covered with black latches
“I don’t like it because I want to touch it. I want to know what the breakers are… but I don’t want to get a shock”
A Slavic lady got excited
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“So there’s this door that covers the electrical panel for the apartment building”
He pulled the door and saw a grey steel frame covered with black latches
“I don’t like it because I want to touch it. I want to know what the breakers are… but I don’t want to get a shock”
A Slavic lady got excited
He pulled the door and saw a grey steel frame covered with black latches
“I don’t like it because I want to touch it. I want to know what the breakers are… but I don’t want to get a shock”
A Slavic lady got excited
September 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Ahura Mazda
It was an unusually cool August morning when the car alarm became #sentient. It doesn't know how long it had been making its off-key interval, but it knew its purpose. "To arms!" it called into the golden hour, and yet there was no response.
#vss365 #sentience
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It was an unusually cool August morning when the car alarm became #sentient. It doesn't know how long it had been making its off-key interval, but it knew its purpose. "To arms!" it called into the golden hour, and yet there was no response.
#vss365 #sentience
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August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Ahura Mazda
It was an unusually cool August morning when the car alarm became #sentient. It doesn't know how long it had been making its off-key interval, but it knew its purpose. "To arms!" it called into the golden hour, and yet there was no response.
#vss365 #sentience
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It was an unusually cool August morning when the car alarm became #sentient. It doesn't know how long it had been making its off-key interval, but it knew its purpose. "To arms!" it called into the golden hour, and yet there was no response.
#vss365 #sentience
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First date idea: we go out for his & hers lie detector tests just to clear a few things up
August 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
First date idea: we go out for his & hers lie detector tests just to clear a few things up
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I get blocked a bunch but I’m most proud of the blocks I get for food that looks sexual, but is still just food.
August 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I get blocked a bunch but I’m most proud of the blocks I get for food that looks sexual, but is still just food.
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Whats the matter babe? You’ve barely touched your yammussy
August 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Whats the matter babe? You’ve barely touched your yammussy
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August 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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That’s the problem with ghosts. Doors don’t stop them. They just pass right through.
Here I was, bra off, cheese toastie in gob, a nice bit of mundane telly… but noooo, I have things of a spiritual nature to deal with.
‘Can’t this wait? I’ll call you on the ouija board in the morning.’
#vss365
Here I was, bra off, cheese toastie in gob, a nice bit of mundane telly… but noooo, I have things of a spiritual nature to deal with.
‘Can’t this wait? I’ll call you on the ouija board in the morning.’
#vss365
August 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
That’s the problem with ghosts. Doors don’t stop them. They just pass right through.
Here I was, bra off, cheese toastie in gob, a nice bit of mundane telly… but noooo, I have things of a spiritual nature to deal with.
‘Can’t this wait? I’ll call you on the ouija board in the morning.’
#vss365
Here I was, bra off, cheese toastie in gob, a nice bit of mundane telly… but noooo, I have things of a spiritual nature to deal with.
‘Can’t this wait? I’ll call you on the ouija board in the morning.’
#vss365
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*watching the Middle East burn*
"The egg prices should start dropping any minute now!"
"The egg prices should start dropping any minute now!"
June 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
*watching the Middle East burn*
"The egg prices should start dropping any minute now!"
"The egg prices should start dropping any minute now!"
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So like, things are bad, huh?
June 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
So like, things are bad, huh?
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Men are too emotional to be running the country. Imagine crashing out on social media as *checks notes* the President of the United States.
June 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Men are too emotional to be running the country. Imagine crashing out on social media as *checks notes* the President of the United States.
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warm stone beneath feet,
stream babbles in time with thoughts,
a lunch hour escape
#Haiku
#thinkingrock
stream babbles in time with thoughts,
a lunch hour escape
#Haiku
#thinkingrock
May 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
warm stone beneath feet,
stream babbles in time with thoughts,
a lunch hour escape
#Haiku
#thinkingrock
stream babbles in time with thoughts,
a lunch hour escape
#Haiku
#thinkingrock