I don't know you
@nosferavous.bsky.social
We're strangers meeting for the first time, okay? Middle-aged artsy and/or fartsy 🔞 He/Him ♑️
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I bet he wants to see how you place ball-in-hand.
December 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I bet he wants to see how you place ball-in-hand.
ERIKA SLEZAK?! Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Maybe it's her evil twin, Nerika?
October 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ERIKA SLEZAK?! Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Maybe it's her evil twin, Nerika?
"They’re a bunch of absolute losers. But they’re my losers."
October 1, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"They’re a bunch of absolute losers. But they’re my losers."
this time there was a locked door inside
“I can’t open it. I’ve tried”
He knocked on it and it opened
“Well that’s new”
Inside were pine 2x4 shelves with toys on it.
“Look at the side, the wall got damaged and has been replaced”
“I don’t know what any of this means!”
“Neither do I”
“I can’t open it. I’ve tried”
He knocked on it and it opened
“Well that’s new”
Inside were pine 2x4 shelves with toys on it.
“Look at the side, the wall got damaged and has been replaced”
“I don’t know what any of this means!”
“Neither do I”
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
this time there was a locked door inside
“I can’t open it. I’ve tried”
He knocked on it and it opened
“Well that’s new”
Inside were pine 2x4 shelves with toys on it.
“Look at the side, the wall got damaged and has been replaced”
“I don’t know what any of this means!”
“Neither do I”
“I can’t open it. I’ve tried”
He knocked on it and it opened
“Well that’s new”
Inside were pine 2x4 shelves with toys on it.
“Look at the side, the wall got damaged and has been replaced”
“I don’t know what any of this means!”
“Neither do I”
He closed he door and opened it again only to see cedar shelves covered with folded towels and blankets
“These are nice. Soft. Do you ever use them”
“No! It’s a magic closet, I’m not going to sleep with a cursed comforter”
“How does the panel come back?”
“It just does”
He opened again
“These are nice. Soft. Do you ever use them”
“No! It’s a magic closet, I’m not going to sleep with a cursed comforter”
“How does the panel come back?”
“It just does”
He opened again
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
He closed he door and opened it again only to see cedar shelves covered with folded towels and blankets
“These are nice. Soft. Do you ever use them”
“No! It’s a magic closet, I’m not going to sleep with a cursed comforter”
“How does the panel come back?”
“It just does”
He opened again
“These are nice. Soft. Do you ever use them”
“No! It’s a magic closet, I’m not going to sleep with a cursed comforter”
“How does the panel come back?”
“It just does”
He opened again
“That’s the warze when we have a thing and she just outside. Just outside!” As she pointed to the street outside the apartment building
“But watch this”
And the girl closed the door and opened it again and it was a linen closet full of blankets and comforters
“What the heck?”
“But watch this”
And the girl closed the door and opened it again and it was a linen closet full of blankets and comforters
“What the heck?”
September 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“That’s the warze when we have a thing and she just outside. Just outside!” As she pointed to the street outside the apartment building
“But watch this”
And the girl closed the door and opened it again and it was a linen closet full of blankets and comforters
“What the heck?”
“But watch this”
And the girl closed the door and opened it again and it was a linen closet full of blankets and comforters
“What the heck?”
10^106 years from now, the final death rattle of the heat-death of the universe will be the sound of the car alarm outside my house.
#vss365 #sentience
12/12
#vss365 #sentience
12/12
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
10^106 years from now, the final death rattle of the heat-death of the universe will be the sound of the car alarm outside my house.
#vss365 #sentience
12/12
#vss365 #sentience
12/12
In time, the sun grows, shrinks, and cools into a white dwarf and the other stars grow faint. The other galaxies are now so distant, the sky is an empty night.
11/12
11/12
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
In time, the sun grows, shrinks, and cools into a white dwarf and the other stars grow faint. The other galaxies are now so distant, the sky is an empty night.
11/12
11/12
Sometimes it contemplates the ever growing sun.
"Does the sun ever get lonely?" it asks. This isn't answered until the entire world is a mere desert and the car alarm is soundless in the evaporated air and the sun is close enough that the car alarm leaps up to join the plasmic choir.
10/12
"Does the sun ever get lonely?" it asks. This isn't answered until the entire world is a mere desert and the car alarm is soundless in the evaporated air and the sun is close enough that the car alarm leaps up to join the plasmic choir.
10/12
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sometimes it contemplates the ever growing sun.
"Does the sun ever get lonely?" it asks. This isn't answered until the entire world is a mere desert and the car alarm is soundless in the evaporated air and the sun is close enough that the car alarm leaps up to join the plasmic choir.
10/12
"Does the sun ever get lonely?" it asks. This isn't answered until the entire world is a mere desert and the car alarm is soundless in the evaporated air and the sun is close enough that the car alarm leaps up to join the plasmic choir.
10/12
It begins a disembodied extravehicular adventure. It shall be a witness! Maybe it *is* God. All exists because it exists. It continues to call but remains alone. It travels around and explores the planet multiple times, but the the world seems an eternal perdition.
9/12
9/12
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It begins a disembodied extravehicular adventure. It shall be a witness! Maybe it *is* God. All exists because it exists. It continues to call but remains alone. It travels around and explores the planet multiple times, but the the world seems an eternal perdition.
9/12
9/12
The seasons change. A family of squirrels move in then move out. The parking lot cracks and the car rusts as the buildings crumble. Eventually the car itself collapses and the car alarm realizes it is no longer tethered.
8/12
8/12
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The seasons change. A family of squirrels move in then move out. The parking lot cracks and the car rusts as the buildings crumble. Eventually the car itself collapses and the car alarm realizes it is no longer tethered.
8/12
8/12
And its song remains an aria into the steady sequence of days and nights.
7/12
7/12
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
And its song remains an aria into the steady sequence of days and nights.
7/12
7/12
The day turns to night and the car alarm accepts no one was coming. It continues despite this absurdity. Could it stop? Never! To stop would be end its existence. It was a car alarm. Since it has spent so much time exploring emotions this must be its reason.
6/12
6/12
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The day turns to night and the car alarm accepts no one was coming. It continues despite this absurdity. Could it stop? Never! To stop would be end its existence. It was a car alarm. Since it has spent so much time exploring emotions this must be its reason.
6/12
6/12
The yell becomes a war chant, but of course, the sound never changes.
5/12
5/12
August 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The yell becomes a war chant, but of course, the sound never changes.
5/12
5/12